The Michigan Daily-Weekend etc. -April 2,1992- Page 7 CAMUS IEMA ~I:1~ ± FILMS OPENING FRIDAY: T H U R S D A Y T H U R S D A Y .@BETHOVEN The word "dog" takes on a new meaning with Charles Grodin's latest comedy (in the grand tradition of K-9 and Turner and Hooch), about a family disrupted by a rabid St. Bernard. Oh, wait, that was Cujo ... At Briarwood: 10, 11:45, 1:30, 3:15, 5:15, 7:05, 9, 11; at Showcase: 12:05, 1:55, 3:40, 5:25, 7:15, 9:25, 11:30. ROADSIDE PROPHET's Ex-X punk rocker John Doe and Beastie Boy Adam Horovitz team up for this: a) Easy Rider for the '90s, or b) pathetic sequel to Flashback. You be the judge. With David Carradine, John Cusack, Arlo Guthrie and Timothy Leary. At the Ann Arbor 1 & 2: 12:45, 3, 5:10, 7:10, 9:15, with a special free sneak preview tonight at 7:10. Root-A-DOODLE Elvis as a cartoon rooster? Somebody please assassinate Don Bluth. Featuring the voices of Glen Campbell and Sandy Duncan. At Fox Village: 11:45, 1:30, 3:15, 5, 6:30 (full-price); at Showcase: 12, 1:30, 3, 4:30, 6, 7:30. STiucmT Tmx Dolly Parton'll steal your heart once again, this time as a sweet talking switchboard operator who becomes a radio host, while falling in love with gruffy old James Woods. All together now: "Aww ..." At Showcase: 12:25, 2:40, 4:40, 7:25, 9:35, 11:45. THNlNDEmIEART FBI agent Val "the Lizard King" Kilmer hangs out at an Indian reservation and learns the way of the shaman. (What's with Kilmer and Indians in the desert?) Actually, should be a neat thriller, directed by Michael Apted (35 Up) and co-starring Sam Shepard, Graham Greene and Fred Ward. At Briarwood: 10, 12:15, 2:35, 4:50, 7:15, 9:40, 11:50; at Showcase: 12:20, 2:35, 5, 7:40, 10:05, 12:25. It's a short hop from switchboard to billboard for Parton in Straight Talk. FILMS HOLDING: *AIa.LE 99 At Fox Village: today only at 4:50, 7:30, 10. BAsic INsTINcr Un-P.C. it might be, but it's a damn fine thriller. Better and funnier than Fatal Attraction, the film features the stunning Sharon Stone and Michael Douglas doing his best Kirk Douglas impression. At Briarwood: 10, 12:20, 2:40, 5, 7:30, 10, 12:10; at Showcase: 1, 3:45, 7:15, 7:40, 9:45, 10:10, 12:10, 12:30. BEAUY AmD THE BEAST The Greatest Love Story Ever has racked in 100 million big ones and a Best Picture nomination for those greedy bastards at Disney. At Showcase: 12:10, 2:20, 4:20, 6. THE CUrNc EDGE D.B. Sweeney ("Shoeless Joe" Jackson from Eight Men Out) stars as a hockey player-turned-Olympic figure skater who somehow ends up falling in love with his temperamental partner (Moira Kelly). What a neat idea: a mismatched couple! At Showcase: 12:40, 2:55, 5:10, 7:40, 9:55, 11:55; at Briarwood: 10:15, 12:30, 2:30, 4:30, 7:45, 9:50, 11:45. EurouA EuwowA At the Ann Arbor 1 & 2: today only at 4:45. FATHER OF THE BRIDE Does for the Oedipus complex what UHF did for late-nite underground cable stations run by guys who did bad parodies of Michael Jackson songs. At Fox Village: 8, 10. FIUED GREE TomAToEs Four Southern women git togetha fer sum down-home female bonding. More fun than an episode of Hee Haw. At Showcase: 12, 2:25, 4:50, 7:20, 9:50, 12:20. Hoo What a drag it is gettin' old ... At Fox Village: 12:30, 4:20, 7, 9:40. JFK Does for wacko commie conspiracy theories what Wayne's World did for annoying catch phrases (i.e. "Ex-squeeze me.") At Showcase: 9. Lanucs Still pissed that the cartoon Rover Dangerfield never made it to Tree Town? Well don't panic: The comic genius' latest masterpiece is here, and this time, Rodney's coaching a soccer team of 13-year-old girls! With Jack6e. At Showcase: 12:45, 2:50, 5:05, 7:35, 9:50, 11:40; at Briarwood: 10, 11:45, 1:45, 4, 7, 9, 11. THE LAwNmOwER MAN Pierce Brosnan meets Virtual Reality in the latest bad Stephen King adaptation. At Fox Village: starting tomorrow at 12, 2:15, 4:40, 7:30, 10; at Briarwood: today only at 10, 12:30, 2:45, 4:55, 7:15, 9:30; at Showcase: today only at 12:20, 2:30, 4:40, 7:25, 9:50. MEaIE MAN At Showcase: today only at 2:50, 9:40, 11:55; at Briarwood: today only at 10, 12:05, 2:15, 4:30, 7, 9:15, 11:15. M COUsiN Vimy "How low can you go?" Last year's Best Supporting Actor Joe 'The Super" Pesci keeps on trying to find out, this time as a sleazy lawyer defending his cuz, the Incredible Ralph Macchio. At Briarwood: 10, 12:15, 2:35, 455, 7:20, 9:50; at Showcase: 12:05, 2:30, 4:50, 7:30, 9:55, 12:15. Oam Upon A Com At Showcase: today only at 12:25, 2:35, 4:35, 7:20, 9:35, 11:50. THlE POwER OF ONE Another melodramatic boxing flick from the director of Rocky, this time set in South Africa. With Morgan Freeman and Sir John Gielgud as '5St. John" (please don't let this be his last movie.) At Showcase: 12:35, 2:45, 4:55, 7:35, 10, 12:15. *TWE PIuc OF TIDEs At the AnnArbor 1 & 2: today only at 9:20. RocKY HommoR PincruE SHOw No advance screening; not yet reviewed. At Briarwood: Fri & Sat only at 11:30. Rumy At Showcase: today only at 12:30, 2:40, 5, 7:45, 10:05, 12:25. SHADows AND Foc Woody's mediocre new offering, with a gratuitous Madonna cameo. At Fox Village: starting tomorrow at 12:15, 2:30, 4:30, 7:45, 9:50; at Briarwood: today only at 10:15, 12, 2, 4, 7, 9. STOp! OR My Mom WILL SHOOT Does for Sly Stone's career what Terminal Bliss did for Luke Perry's. At Fox Village: today only at 4:30, 7:45, 9:50. WAYNS WORLm DEATH TO ALL WAYNIACS! Oops. Sorry. This potential Strange Brew II actually has at least five funny moments, with director Penelope Spheeris (both Decline of Western Civilization films, Suburbia) at the helm. At Briarwood: 10, 12, 2, 4:15, 7, 9, 11:15; at Showcase: 12:15, 2:20, 4:40, 7:25, 9:30, DO THE RIGHT TINc (1989) Spike Lee's masterpiece, an incendiary look at racism starring Lee and Danny Aiello. Mich Th. 5:30 HEARTS OF DAwchEss (1991) Love the smell of napalm in the morning? Then check out Gene Siskel's favorite film of '91 (yeah!), a stunning docu- mentary about the harrowing production of Apocalypse Now. Mich Th 8:00 JUNGLE FEvER (1991) Another film from greedy visiting speaker Spike, this one an incendiary look at interracial romance starring Wesley Snipes. Mich Th 10:15 F R I D A Y REAR WINDOw (1954) Alfred "Alf" Hitchcock, Jimmy Stewart and Grace Kelly team up for this voyeuristic thriller. Aud A 7:00 THE Twp (1967) Missed those Dead shows last week? Then drop some acid with Peter Fonda in this Roger Corman classic (written by Jack Nicholson!) MLB 4 7:30 ONLY THE LONELY (1991) John Candy in a comedy from the makers of Home Alone? Woof woof. International Ctr 8:00 free (on video) Do THE RIGHT TmmNe (1989) See Thursday. MLB 3 8:00 THE WAGES OF FEAR (1952) More great suspense, this time from French director Henri-Georges Clouzot. In its fully-restored glory: a 140 minute, newly struck 35mm print. Aud A 9:00 BEYOND THE VALLEY OF THE DOus (1970) Quintessential '60s camp-fest about an all-girls band, from director Russ Meyer (and written by Roger Ebert!) MLB 4 9:20 SHE's GoTTA HAvE IT (1986) Spike Lee's controversial first film, loosely- based on Zora Neale Hurston's Their Eyes Were Watching God. MLB 3 10:00 SATURDAY THE RULEs OF THE GAME (1939) Classic Jean Renoir. Aud A 7:00 COVERUp: BEHIND THE IRAN-CONTRA AFFAIR (1988) Throw the rascals out! An important documentary, immediately followed by a lecture from Mideast expert Larry Brayboy. MLB 4 8:00 Do THE RICHT T iNG (1989) See Friday. MLB 3 8:00 WEEKEND (1967) Take a ride on the French New Wave with Jean-Luc Godard. Hillel 8:30 & 10:30 THE WAGES OF FEAR (1952) See Friday. Aud A 9:00 GoD's COUmRY (1988) French wizard Louis Malle's moving film about farmers. MLB 4 10:00 SHE's GoTrA HAVE IT (1986) See Friday. MLB 3 10:00 S U N D A Y CAR WASH (1976) The Comedy Semester enters the realm of the tasteless with Michael Schultz's obnoxious cult classic, featuring Richard Pryor (when he was still funny), George Carlin (ditto) and the Pointer Sisters. Aud A 7:00 free M O N D A Y Mississippi MAsALA (1992) Denzel Washington and Sarita Choudhury fall in love 'cause they ain't supposed to, in this Jungle Fever from the director of Salaam Bombay! Mich Th 7:10 BEYOND THE Waus (1984) Israeli film about Arabic and Jewish prisoners who learn to be friends and play nice. Hillel 7:30 GRAND CANYON (1991) A bunch of yuppie losers whine about their miserable lives, and this time, it's a lot less entertaining than The Big Chill. U grad Larry Kasdan directed this pretentious dog. Mich Th. 9:30 T U E S D A Y GRAND CANYON (1991) See Monday. Mich Th. 7:00 Mississippi MasALA (1992) See Monday. Mich Th 9:40 W E D N E S D A Y WHO KILLED VINCENT CHIN' (1988) Oscar-nominated documentary about the racially-motivated murder of THE DIFFERENCE Local band who always remains the same: B-ring, but it is a benefit so go anyway, Rick's, 996-2747 GANGSTER FUN ska is cool, Blind Pig, 996-8555 JAzz COmBOs Ed Sarath still directs these weekly fun sessions, $2, North Campus Commons, 8 p.m., 763-4726. JOHN KIST Area folk, singer-songwriter artist type, Ark, 8 p.m., $8.75, 761-1451 SAMAmTANS Local reggae, Cross Street, 485-5050 F R I D A Y ANGELA CHRIsTIE & CoLw RUSH Country-tinged rock, City Grill, 994-8484 LONNIE BROOKs Blues from Chicago at is finest, Rick's, 996-2747 FAcULTY REaTAL Edward Parmentier, harpsichordist, Blanche Anderson Moore, free, 8 p.m., 763-4726. FRAmK ALUsON & FRIENDS PJ's Used Records, FREE, 663-3441 MONSTER BAIT w/COUNTRY BOB AND THE BLOOD FARMERS & THE JAX Heidelberg, 663-7758 PEARL. JAM wELEvEN The best band in the country at the moment, and the show's sold out - ha ha, St. Andrew's Hall, 961-MELT EDDIE RUss TO Cool jazz at a cool place, Bird of Paradise, 662-8310 SOaAL FABRc Alternative, Cross Street, 485-5050 SOUTHGOINc ZAK w/MIssIONARY STEw Sparling of SZ apparently doesn't like The List so we have to write something nice now: "something nice." SZ sucks (ha ha), Blind Pig, 996-8555 TERESA TwULL & BARBARA HIGRE REUNION TOUR More singer-songwriters, Ark, 7:30 & 10 p.m., $10.75, 761-1451 UmVERSIrY CHOIR Bruckner, Gabrieli and Wilberg, Hill Aud., free, 8 p.m., 763- 4726. VAN HALEm The boys from Cali return to make up dates missed in February, Palace, 8 p.m., $22.50 in advance at TicketMaster, 377-0100 WiND ENsEMBLE Rackham Aud., free, 8 p.m., 763-4726. S A T U R D A Y ANGELA CHmsTIE AND COLD RUSH See Friday. THE CLUMPs of Dirt alternative, Cross Street, 485-5050 RomERT EARL KEEN, JR. More singer-songwriters, old hat at that, Schoolkids, 2 p.m, free; Ark, 7:30 & 10 p.m., $9.75, 761-1451 EDDIE RUss Two See Friday. THE SAMPLES A band from Colorado, Blind Pig, 996-8555 ENEMY SQUAD w/CHUTES AND LADDERS Alternative bands that sound like kiddie games, Heidelberg, 663-7758 HUNTUNES Seek and you shall be rewarded, find and you will die, Rick's, 996- 2747 VAN HALEN See Friday. WOMEN'S CLEE CLUB Spring concert, Rackham Aud., 8 p.m., $5, $3 students, 763-4726. S U N D A Y BENEFIT FOR BOOGIE WOOGIE RED w/MR. B, GEORGE BEDARD, LAZY LESTER, STEvE NARDEuA, & GARY DETL.EF's Blues, Blind Pig, 8 p.m., 996- 8555 DIGITAL UNDERGROUND Damn cool rap dudes do an all-ages show, State Theater, 961-5451 JAMEs KEELAGHAN Singer-songwriting singing, Ark, 7 & 9:30 p.m., $10.75 JAPANESE Music STUDY William Malm directs, Rackham Aud., 8 p.m., free, 763-4726. PERCUssIOm ENSEMBLE Works performed by Green, Breuer, Wyre and Udow, McIntosh Theatre, 4 p.m., free, 763-4726. SHAKING RAY LEVIs Vocal, percussive and electronic sound sources, with special guest, Major Dents, Performance Network, 9:30 p.m., $6 in advance, 663- 0681. M O N D A Y THE ERU w/MIRROR IMAGE Herman, I have the erj, the erj to merge, Rick's, 996-2747 T U E S D A Y CHAMBER CHOIR Sousa, Bolcom, Hill Aud., 8 p.m., free, 763-4726. POSTER CQLDREu Yes, the band that blew Swervedriver off the stage hit the Pig, $7.50, 996-8555 JUsIY SPRAUcE sounds like Jimmy Buffet, Rick's, 996-2747 MIKE STEi/Bou BERG BAND Rocking jazz stuff, Ark, 7:30 & 10 p.m., $13.50, 761-1451 NOwrbcOAsT Jazz ensemble, Rackham Aud., free, 8 p.m., 763-4726. W E D N E S D A Y AmRs CHORALE Including Faur's Requiem, Hill Aud., 8 p.m., free, 763-4726. LuKA BLoom w/THE VERLAINEs Pseudo-alternative singing and songwriting, Blind Pig, $7.50 in advance at TicketMaster, 996-8555 MATT "GUITAR" MURPHY The man who was in Blues Brothers, he's therefore cool, Rick's, 996-2747 T H U R S D A Y COMEDY COMPANY The Big Showdown is the title of this term's production, Mendelssohn, $5, 763-TKTS, 8 p.m. FoxFImE Ann Arbor Civic Theater, $7, 8 p.m., 662-7282. Thursdays are 2-for-. HIGHLY IMPROVABLE Ann Arbor improvisational troupe is still performing at the U-Club, 763-2236. MORE FUN THAN Bowum $15-$25. Purple Rose Theatre, Chelsea, 475-7902 SPliNG DANcEs Annual showcase of Modern Dance, Performance Network, 8 p.m., $9, $7 students, 663-0681. F R I D A Y COMEDY COMPANY See Thursday. FREDERICK BIRKHLL Opening reception for the artist, whose lampworked glass will be on display at 16 Hands Gallery, 7 to 9 p.m., 761-1110. FoxFmE See Thursday. MORE FuN THAN BOwuNG See Thursday. SPRING DANCES See Thursday. S A T U R D A Y ADULT PHOTOCOLLACE WORKSHOP $5, 10:30 a.m., University Museum of Art, 764-0395. COMEDY COMPANY See Thursday. FOXFIRE See Thursday. MORE FUn THa BOwuNc See Thursday. NOT LOslNc HER MEMORY Sympo- sium on the issue of women's lives, in conjunction with the Joanne Leonard opening at the University Museum of Art, 2 p.m., Aud B; reception following at 4 p.m. at the Museum, 764-0395. SPRING DANCES See Thursday. S U N D A Y FREDERICK BIRKmHLL Slide lecture ($5) and lampworking demonstration (free) at 16 Hands, 1 p.m. and 3 p.m., 761-1110. ECO-CADARET The Underground Railway Theater presents, on a national tour, The Christopher Columbus Follies at the Tappan School Auditorium. $6, 5 p.m., 663-1870. LADIsLAV HANKA "Alluvial Medita- tions: Reflections on Landscape and Waters," prints and drawings, Claire Spitler Works of Art, 3 to 6 p.m., 662- 8914. MORE FUn THAN BOwuNG See Thursday. REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVEs El Teatro De La Esperanza produces a show which explores the humor in realistic women's shapes, as the workers at a factory fill an order for 100 prom dresses. Mendelssohn, 7:30 p.m., $16.50, $12.50 students, 763-TKTS. SPRINc DANCES See Thursday, 6:30. M O N D A Y PLAYFEsT '92 Rehearsed staged read- ings of student works from the Play- writing Toward Production Workshop, free, 5 p.m., 994-3174. Tonight, Rainbow Chasers by Jenie Dahlmann. DIANE WAKOsKa Poetry reading, Rackham Amphitheatre, 4 p.m., free T U E S D A Y PLAYFEST '92 See Monday. Tonight, Get Your Kicks by Will Curl W E D N E S D A Y PLAYFEST '92 See Monday. Tonight, Drag by Sarah Huack. ANN ARBOR FIGURE SKATING CLUB Spring Ice Patch, Free Style, Dance Precision Team Tryouts Group Lessons For Information - 761-9753 It's Back! 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