d Page 8 -The Michigan Daily- Monday, March 30, 1992 Kelly and Sweeney' combine on a cold comed The Cutting Edge dir. Paul M. Glaser by Sarah Weidman Just when you thought you'd seen enough of the Olympic Ice Arena in Albertville, France, it returns on an even bigger screen. The Cutting Edge throws a chauvinistic United States Olympic Hockey player and a hard-to-please Olympic figure skater on the rink together. Doug Dorsey (D.B. Sweeney) was one of the best hockey skaters ever. He was being recruited by nu- merous NHL teams until his shot at Olympic gold and a successful ca- reer disappeared with his peripheral vision, which he lost in a bad spill. His hockey playing days ended as he groveled for spots on small-town lo- cal leagues. Kate Moseley (Moira Kelly) was one of the bitchiest ice queens around. She too lost her shot at a gold medal, but she blamed it on her skating partner. She now lives with her father (Terry O'Quinn)in a mansion, com- plete with a personal ice rink. Spoiled and stubborn, Kate refuses to cooperate in a quest for a new partner. An anxious gold medal case stands empty, waiting for the prize that Kate's father has always dreamed of. Doug and Kate first meet in the Olympic Ice Hall at the Calgary Olympics. Doug turns a corner and knocks Kate to the floor. The National anthem begins, Kate shoots off one of her many shocked looks, and Doug says in his charming man- ner, "Honey, where I'm from, we stand for the national anthem." Although the encounter is forgot- You gotta wonaer about tne nappily-ever-after of a relationsnip that won ' survive the spring thaw, but for now, Doug Dorsey (D.B. Sweeney) and Kate Moseley (Moira Kelly) are skating to happiness. ten, the tension between Doug and Kate is not. They communicate through a series of redundant insults. Both characters are too preoccupied with comebacks to pull off a con- vincing partnership, and the script is overloaded with irritating one-liners. It's obvious someone's going to fall in love, because the pair's relation- It's obvious someone's going to fall in love. The pair's relationship can't get any worse. ship can't get any worse. Nor can Doug's witty comments: "There's only two things I do great, and skating's the other one." After an hour of watching the two skaters throw each other across the ice, insult each other, break noses, insult each other some more, and then lose the audience's atten- tion, a story actually evolves. Ne- vertheless, Kate remains a spoiled ice princess, and Doug remains of- fensive. Once the romance picks up, the ice performances dwindle. Director Paul Glaser (Starsky of Starsky and Hutch fame) shoots the majority of the action on the rink in slow mo- tion. Most people attending this movie will probably be interested in some quality hockey or figure skat- ing sequences, but the strobe/slo-mo effect interrupts any hopes for daz- zling entertainment. The script is predictable and the characters should connect sooner in the film. But that's not the fault of the actors. Sweeney and Kelly do their best with the materials they had to work with. Their relationship is not developed in the screenplay, so the romance is restricted to begin with. Neither actor had previous skating experience, so it would be presumptuous to expect great ice performances out of them. And al- though viewers may tend to get an- noyed with the overbearing attitudes of both skaters, it's hard not to wish them luck. It's amusing to watch a crass hockey hunk attempt a graceful form on his terrain. And it's a bit heart- warming to watch Kate loosen up one loaded evening. The Cutting Edge is a cute film, nothing more. If you happen to know a little-league hockey player or a blossoming young figure skater, I'm sure they'd appreciate this film. THE CUTTING EDGE is playing at Briarwood and Showcase. fact, the output of Webern's (approximately) 30-year career fits on four LPs; compare that to the sympho- nies written just a generation before him - those of Mahler and Richard Strauss - which can take up at least an entire album by themselves. In fact, musicologists and music theorists often give the impression that Webern's sound is secondary to the process by which he composed. Das Son- nenlicht Spricht, a performance art piece conceived and directed by Ann Arbor's own Arwulf Arwulf, sheds some light on both aspects of Webern's music, and gave this average musician a new way to define "beauty" in music. The title of the two-act portrait refers to a line of poetry which was the inspiration for a composition. Webern was composing the work before his acciden- tal death at the hands of an American soldier at the end of World War II. Arwulf himself announced this fact to a small but appreciative audience before the show began. With that irony firmly in place, the inundation of images and quotes, especially those dealing with Webern's love of nature, took on a fatalistic quality. That feeling often comes across in Webern's music, even without the presence of a specific subtext; but Arwulf's artful combination of visuals humanized a Webern's beauty kind of music that is too often appreciated only for its abstractness. In addition, the mingling of live figures with pho- tographs was very compelling. Noonie Anderson's cho-eography was fascinating, while Malcolm Tulip brought blood and bone to balance that Viennese in- tellectualism for which Webern was so well-known. Without a doubt, the piece was most effective in those moments when it successfully integrated all of these elements. The section which Arwulf called the "Cantata Strata" is a good example. On one of three screens was projected a long quote in which Webern likened music to religion; the other two screens showed images of religious art, while white-gowned dancers moved like divine figures, and Webem looked on. At first, the music featured in this segment was Gregorian chant and Renaissance choral settings; it was soon replaced by one of Webern's chorales, which is similar in character, but also radically differ- ent. Other themes were also explored, such as the con- flict between political power and artistic freedom; na- ture as a model for artistic expression; and the human desire to be comfortable above all else, even at the expense of intellectual or emotional depth (which is illustrated perfectly by the line, "What is generally popular must not confuse us.") Although this work used electronic media, high- tech it wasn't. In fact, at the intermission, a couple of audience members were temporarily inconvenienced while Arwulf hauled out a ladder to change the car- tridges on the slide projectors above their heads. The sound engineering and lighting was very ef- fective, however. The small audience, the foreword by the director, and the intimacy of the space at Performance Network made the piece extremely per- sonal. It let the audience members peek into a very private world and allowed them to come away from it with understanding and appreciation for music usu- ally deemed dry and untouchable. - Michelle Weger s SWIFT Continued from page 5 yes, the thing about a poem is that it's beautiful, beautiful ... I admit this is stating the obvious, but why shirk the obvious? Literature does- n't, after all. A great deal of litera- ture - why not be frank? - only states the obvious. A great deal of literature is only (only!) the obvious transformed into the sublime." Ever After begins with death. The narrator, Bill, has recently faced the death of his wife, his mother and his step-father. He has also tried to commit suicide. The first line of the novel reads, "These are, I should warn you, the words of a dead man." The narrator really relates to Hamlet. Bill has felt this spiritual connection since childhood. He ad- mits, "... I was for many years, for the best years of my life, a happy man ... But perhaps the pensive prince was always there, lurking in some morbid toy-box, a foil to the brightness of my days." If the subject matter seems grim, Swift stresses that this isn't all there is to Ever After. He is adamant about the ultimately uplifting nature of his novel. "It is a novel about something that faces us all, that is to say, mor- tality. Although it deals with the end of things it does deal with real love and happiness. It ends on a positive note, without at all being blind to the darker side of things." Swift's style finds a way to combine the deeply emotional with dry ironic humor. The narrator in Ever After pulls these aspects to- gether: "These things are meant to be. Jack shall have Jill; nought shall go ill. I might have lived thencefor- ward, happily ever after. (But what does 'ever' mean?) Her best line, her most unforgettable line, delivered with such casualness but with such depths of promise: 'Share my Taxi?"' Swift feels he doesn't write to be read aloud, but rather for "what I re- gard as a quite sacred thing. This wonderful process that occurs when one sits down with a book, alone and they are private and silent. Wonder- ful things go on in the mind." Regardless, his talented writing al- most guarantees an enjoyable read- ing. There's just something wonder- ful about having a story read to you. GRAHAM SWIFT will read this af- ternoon at 4 p.m. in Rackham Am- phitheatre. Admission is free. Talk is caai Get up to 30 minutes* of long-distance calling. 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