The Michigan Daily-Weekend etc. - March 26,1992-Page 9 CAMPUS CINEMA FILMS OPENING FRIDAY: T H U R S D A Y T H U R S D A Y T H U R S D A Y Tm. CurrmG EDGE D.B. Sweeney ("Shoeless Joe" Jackson from Eight Men Out) tars as a hockey player-turned-Olympic figure skater who somehow ends up alling in love with his tempermental partner (Moira Kelly). What a neat idea: a mismatched couple! At Showcase: 12:40, 2:55, 5:10, 7:40, 9:55, 11:55; at Briarwood: 10:15, 12:30, 2:30,4:30,7:45,9:50, 11:45. LADBUcs Still pissed that the cartoon Rover Dangerfield never made it to Tree Town? Well don't panic: The comic genius' latest masterpiece is here, and this time, Rodney's coaching a soccer team of 13-year-old girls! With Jack6e. At Showcase: 12:45, 2:50, 5:05, 7:30, 9:30, 11:35; at Briarwood: 10, 11:45, 1:45, 4, 7, 9, 11. TI Powr of Ow. Gladiator 2: Electric boogaloo? Maybe not, with Morgan Freeman and Sir John Gielgud as "St. John" (please don't let this be his last movie.) 4tShowcase: 12:35, 2:45, 4:55, 7:35, 10, 12:15. Danny Aiello plays the man who shot Lee Harvey Oswald in the latest liberal propaganda from those bastards in Hollywood. With Sherilyn Fenn as a stripper. At Showcase: 12:30, 2:40, 5, 7:45, 10:05, 12:25. Wtrm MEN CAN'T Jump Wesley Snipes and Woody Harrelson star as a pair of basketball hustlers (?) in this comedy from director Ron Shelton (Bull Durham, Blaze). At the Ann Arbor 1 & 2: 12:30, 2:45, 5, 7:25, 9:45; at Showcase: 1, 1:45, 3:15, 4:15, 5:30, 7:15, 7:50, 9:45, 10:10, 12, 12:20. i JWJEt OF TE SPIRTS (1965) Fellini's surreal journey into the mind of a woman who believes that her husband is having an affair. Mich Th. 7:00 HEARTs of DARuu ss (1991) Gene Siskel's favorite film of '91 (yeah!), a stunning documentary about the harrowing production of Apocalypse Now. Mich Th 9:45 F R I D A Y TALuEs of JRO (1955) From Japanese filmmaker Hiroshi Shimizu. Lorch 7:00 free THE TwENIETH CENTURY (1934) Howard Hawks' screwball comedy about a Broadway bigwig (John Barrymore) who wants to make Carole Lombard a star. MLB 4 7:00 BLACK LIzARD (1968) Campy Japanese film noir, with female impersonator Akihiro Maruyama as the Crime Queen of Tokyo. An Ann Arbor premiere. Aud A 7:30 & 9:10 Bucs Bumuv FIu FEsT Four solid hours of Bugs will probably make you wanna kill da wabbit, but go for it. MLB 3 7:30 LET'S KILL ALL THE LAWYERS (1992) U.S. debut of former Univer- sity law student Ron Senkowski's Michigan-made comedy. Featuring local legend Ron Asheton. Mich Th. 7:30 TwmA & LoutsE (1991) Will Geena Davis and Susan Sarandon still be such good buddies if one of them gets a Best Actress Oscar and the other doesn't? International Ctr 8:00free (on video) IT HAPPENED OmE NIGHT (1934) Frank Capra's classic romantic comedy, with Clark Gable as a reporter who falls in love with runaway heiress Claudette Colbert. First film to win all five major Oscars (Best Picture, Actor, Actress, Director and Screenplay). MLB 4 9:00 S A T U R D A Y HEARTs OF DAKNESS (1991) See Thursday. Mich Th 5:00 & 9:45 APoCAYPsE Now (1979) See Coppola's electrifying Vietnam version of Heart of Darkness in all its 70 mm glory. Better than the smell of napalm in the morning. Mich Th 6:55 BLACK LazAiD (1968) See Friday. Aud A 7:30 & 9:10 Bucs Buuuw FiLm FEST See Friday. MLB 3 7:30 SoLAus (1972) Russian director Tarkovsky's three-hour adaptation of the famous sci-fi novel. Better (and a lot longer) than sex. Nat Sci 8:00 BuwRoucHs (1984) Interesting documentary of the life and times of Big Bill. More intense than anything in THE ATTIC As in Flowers in the Attic, as in someone should lock them up, Rick's, 996-2747 FRANK ALLISON & THE ODD Sox The most over-rated band in Ann Arbor (yawn!), Blind Pig, 996-8555 JAZZ Coamos Cool music to start off your weekend, North Campus Commons, $2, 8 p.m., 763-4726. BIu. STAMIEs Another folkie, surprise, surprise, Ark, 8 p.m., $8 members, students, seniors, $9 other, 761-1451 F R I D A Y THE ADAMS BROTHER classic rock, noon, diag; 8 p.m. in Angell Aud B, both free AMAZmN' BiUE A friendly a cappella singing group, Rackham Aud., 8 p.m., $3, 763-TKTS. FRANK ALLISON AND THE ODD Sox No, not again, Blind Pig, 996-8555 HARM's WAY w/SCUFFY TEARAWAYS AND DEATH-N-TAxEs No, no more college rock, Heidelberg, 663-7758 JAZZ NERDS They said it, we didn't, Cross Street, 485-5050 LAFAYETTE STRNG QUARTET Samuel Barber Quartet, Shostakovich and Beethoven, University Museum of Art, $10, $5 students, 8 p.m., 747-0521. NORMAN AND NAwCY BLAKE old time music, Ark, 8 p.m., $9.75 members, students, and seniors, $10.75, 761-1451 PAUL VonmucEN QUARTET Jazz, Bird of Paradise, 662-8310 RHYTHM CORPS A benefit for the homeless, Rick's, 996-2747 U2 / PixIES It's sold out and they're pretentious anyway, Palace of Auburn Hills, 645-6666 Wesley Snipes stars in Ron Shelton's White Men Can't Jump. FILMS HOLDING: ANmEmcmu Me At Showcase: today only at 12:15, 2:45, 4:55, 7:35, 10, 12:20. *AIncL A 99 Ray Liotta, Kiefer Sutherland and Forest Whitaker team up for this Veteran hospital drama. At Showcase: today only at 12:40, 3, 5:05, 7:35, 9:45, 12; at Fox Village: 4:50, 7:30, 10. BAsIc hIMAKcr Un-P.C. it might be, but it's a damn fine thriller. Better and funnier than Fatal Attraction, the film features the stunning Sharon Stone and Michael Douglas doing his best Kirk Douglas impression. At Briarwood: 10, 12:20, 2:40, 5, 7:30, 10, 12:10; at Showcase: 1, 1:30, 3:45, 4:15, 7:15, 7:40, 9:45, 10:10, 12:10, 12:30. BEauw' Am THE BEasT The Greatest Love Story Ever has racked in 100 million big ones and a Best Picture nomination for those greedy bastards at Disney. At ,SBriarwood: today only at 10, 11:35, 1:15, 2:50, 4:25, 6; at Showcase: 12:10, 2:20, 4:20,6. EuROPA EuRoPa Excellent German film based on the amazing true story of a Jewish boy forced to pose as a Hitler Youth during World War U. With lots of very dark humor. At the Ann Arbor 1 & 2: 12:10, 4:45, 7:10. FAT!. of Tm BLADE Does for the Oedipus complex what UHF did for late-nite underground cable stations run by guys who did bad parodies of Michael Jackson songs. At Fox Village: starting tomorrow at 4:40, 7:15, 9:30. FNAL ANALYsis At Showcase: today only at 12:10, 2:40, 5, 7:40, 10:05, 12:30. FnD Gn nu TOATo s Four Southern women git togetha fer sum down-home female bonding. More fun than an episode of Hee Haw. At Showcase: 12, 2:25, *4:50, 7:20, 9:50, 12:20. GL.ADIATo At Showcase: today only at 12:45, 5, 7:30. GRuAD CAawou At Fox Village: today only at 4:35, 7:20, 10. Tm GomAT MousE DffcruwE At Showcase: 12. Te Hamm THAT RoaCs THE CmAoLE At Showcase: today only at 2:55, 7:45, 9:55, 12:10. HooaK What a drag it is gettin' old ... At Fox Village: 4:20, 7, 9:40. JFK Does for wacko commie conspiracy theories what Wayne's World did for annoying catch phrases (i.e. "Ex-squeeze me.") At Showcase: 7:50, 11:05. THw LAwhmowuR MAN Pierce Brosnan meets Virtual Reality in the latest bad Stephen King adaptation. At Briarwood: 10, 12:30, 2:45, 4:55, 7:15, 9:30, 11:35; at Showcase: 12:20, 2:30,4:40, 7:25, 9:50, 12:05. MEDIaCE MAn At Showcase: today only at 2:50, 9:40, 11:55; at Briarwood: today only at 10, 12:05, 2:15, 4:30, 7, 9:15, 11:15. MEumo fs O aI iuvusiw.n MAN At Showcase: today only at 3:05, 7:15; at Briarwood: today only at 9:40, 11:35. MisIsiP i MAsALA At Fox Village: today only at 4:40, 7:30, 9:50. MY CousI VmMY "How low can you go?" Last year's Best Supporting Actor Joe "The Super" Pesci keeps on trying to find out, this time as a sleazy lawyer defending his cuz, the Incredible Ralph Macchio. At Briarwood: 10, 12:15, 2:35, 4:55, 7:20, 9:50, 12; at Showcase: 12:05, 2:30, 4:50, 7:30, 9:55, 12:15. OumC Upom A Comw Another Hollywood Pictures "comedy caper" (i.e. dog), with Richard Lewis, Sean Young, John Candy and a host of other losers. At Showcase: 12:25, 2:35,4:35, 7:20, 9:35, 11:50. Tm PnmmC of Tieos Barbra Streisand got the Oscar snub for her direction, but at least the great Nick Nolte was recognized. At the Ann Arbor 1 & 2: two-for-one tix at 2:20, 9:20. RoCy Holo PacrunE Suow No advance screening; not yet reviewed. At Briarwood: Fri & Sat only at 11:30. S ADows AND Foc Or is it Shadows and Dog? Well, at least the Wood-man stars, Madonna's part is really small and nobody says "Not!" With John Malkovich, John Cusack, Jodie Foster, Lily Tomlin, Kathy Baker and Fred Gwynne. At Briarwood: 10:15, 12,2,4,7, 9. * STos 0a MY Mom WL. SHooT Does for Sly Stone's career what Terminal Bliss did for Luke Perry's. At Fox Village: 4:30, 7:45, 9:50. Rhythm Corps plays a benefit for the homeless Friday night at Rick's. S A T U R D A Y THE AMBASSADOR Jazz stuff, Kerrytown Concert House, $7-$10, $5 students, 769-2999 BADDBUDDAH YWC YANG w/HOPsCoTcH More alternative, as if you didn't know, Heidelberg, 663-7758 CuACKEonox Open the band and up and look what you have inside - mush, Cross Street, 485-5050 MR. B S FRIENDS W/SNOOKY PmoR AND STEVE FREUND Jazz and stuff, Ark, 7:30 p.m., $12.50, 761-1451 PAUL VoRwmAcEN QuARTET See Friday. SOUTHGOING ZAK Yawn, another band named for Dr. Seuss, get a life, Rick's, 996-2747 13 ENGINES W/THE WISING FIELD Rock and roll man, Blind Pig, 996-8555 WAVERLY CowsORT Unique and contemporary concert hall music with singers and various instrumentalists, Rackham Aud., $20, $18, $14, $10, 8 p.m., 769- 0500. S U N D A Y CARY DETrEw's BAD ATTrrUDE ARTs EISEMBLE Blues, Blind Pig, 996-8555 Roy EATON Pianist, Kerrytown Concert House, $12, $8, $5 students, 4 p.m., 769-2999. GosPEL CHoRALE Rousing music "Take Me Back," John Reese guest conducts, Hill Aud., 5 p.m., free, 763-4726. HoMEGRoWN WomEn's MusIC SEIES More folk stuff, Ark, 7:30 p.m., $6- 10, 761-1451 OmLY A MoTHER Guitar, upright bass, drums, reeds, violin, oboe, dulcidrum, hecklephone, piano, sitar, mandolin and water instruments at the Performance Network, $7, $6 in advance, 8:30 p.m., Performance Network, 663-0681. M O N D A Y CHICAGO SYNPHONY ORCHEsTRA An all-Strauss concert with new music director Daniel Barenboim, Hill Aud, 8 p.m., $20 to $50, 764-2538. SumNsE HIcHwAY Pull out the tequila and let's all pretend that we're Peter Fonda, Rick's, 996-2747 T U E S D A Y EAR.Y Music ENSEMBLE Edward Parmentier directs this Spring concert, Blanche Anderson Moore, 8 p.m., 763-4726. SADo WATAMBE Jazz, Ark, 7:30 and 9:30 p.m., $15, 761-1451 UGLY STicx w/CRACKERBox More bad band names, Blind Pig, 996-8555 JERRY SPRAGuE Acoustic classic rock, Rick's, 996-2747 UNuvEsrr SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA Mozart, Webern and Mahler, free, Hill Aud., 8 p.m., 763-4726. ARTTALzs Dada and Surrealism slide talk at the University Museum of Art, 12 noon, free, 764-0395, THE BAum of SEVILLE Figaro, Figaro, Figaro. Watch the courtship of Almaviva and Rosina unfold in the 1950s through the School of Music Opera Theatre's production at the Mendelssohn Theatre, 8 p.m., sold out, 764-0450. FoximE The classic dilemma - to sell out to a developer, and move in with your grandchildren, or to stay on the farm with tranquillity and memories? Ann Arbor Civic Theater, $7, 8 p.m., 662-7282. Thursdays are 2-for-1 pricing. HIGHLY MPROVABLE Ann Arbor improvisational troupe will perform at the U-Club. The 6:45 p.m. show is free if dinner is purchased; the 10 p.m. show has a $2 admission, 763-2236. MORE Fu THAN BOWLIG A philosophical comedy centering around the owner of a midwestern Bowling Alley, his devotion to the sport of bowling and his past loves and ex-wives. $15-$25. The Purple Rose Theatre, Chelsea. Call 475-7902 NAnRow ROAD To THE DEEP NoRTH Basement Arts presents the story of a Japanese poet who deserts his baby, 5 p.m., Arena Theatre in the Frieze, admission is free. No SucAn ADDED Part II of the MFA Thesis Concert, Studio A in the Dance Building, 8 p.m., $5, 763-5460. F R I D A Y ANNIE Saline Area Theater's version of the story about an orphan girl who gets rich quick ... "and the local Judge played Daddy Warbucks." How Normie Rockwell. 8 p.m., Saline High School, 429-1180. THE BARBER OF SEVILLE sold out, see Thursday. BFA ExsBITION Opening reception for student works, Rackham Third Floor Galleries, 7:30 p.m., free. FOXFIE See Thursday. MORE Fun THAN Bowunc See Thursday. NARROW ROAD TO THE DEEP NORTH See Thursday. No SucAR ADDED See Thursday. LEV RAPHAEL Fiction reading at Hillel, 9:15 p.m., 769-0500 S A T U R D A Y AmnE See Thursday. THE BARBER OF SEVILLE sold out, see Thursday. FoxFn See Thursday. HANDs-OM MusEum Science in a Bag (also 1:30 to 3:30 p.m. session), Oceanography, Secret Codes and Ciphers are three workshops you can bring the little people to participate in, 10 to 12 p.m., $10 workshop cost, 995- 5439. MORE Fuin THAM BOwLm See Thursday. NARRow ROAD To THE DEEP NoRTH See Thursday. No Suca ADDED See Thursday. REAuST Pms Complementing the Sylvia Plimack Mangold retrospective opening in April, the University Museum of Art is displaying nature prints, 747- 2067. S U N D A Y ANNIE See Thursday, 2 p.m. THE BARBER OF SEVILE 2 p.m.. sold out, see Thursday. Isumnci FAIALY DAmCEs Not only are they dancers, but also talented musicians, storytellers and performers from West Africa who will be at the Michigan Theater, 1:30 p.m., tickets are $8.50, $6.50 for members, call 668-8397. MOmE FuM Tmw BowumG See Thursday. M O N D A Y GluuaM SWiFr Fiction reading at Rackham Amphitheatre, 4 p.m., free T U E S D A Y AmBEAKs A tour of the University Museum of Art current exhibition of Story Quilts at 12:10-12:30 p.m., free, 747-2067. W E D N E S D A Y Coppola weekend at the Michigan. Naked Lunch. Hillel 8:30 & 10:00 S U N D A Y HEA~rS OF DARKNEss (1991) See Thursday. Mich Th 4:00 & 8:45 ApocALYpSE Now (1979) See Saturday. Mich Th 5:55 THE APARTMENT (1960) Billy Wilder's Best Picture winner, featuring Jack Lemmon as an exec who falls for his boss' wife. With Shirley MacLaine and Fred MacMurray. Aud A 7:00free M O N D A Y HEmars Of DARKNEss (1991) See Thursday. Mich Th 7:15 JFK (1991) Does for wacko commie conspiracy theories what Conan the Barbarian did for graphic violence. Mich Th. 9:10 T U E S D A Y JHM Ra01e Mnndav Mrh Th W E D N E S D A Y LowE BATTERY SubPop energizers, Blind Pig, $5 in advance at TicketMaster, 996-8555 a A .: M 1