ARTS Monday, March 23, 1992 The Michigan Daily Page 5 w Film that follows no one's Instinct Basic Instunit dir. Paul Verhoeven J by Chris Lepley Don't believe the hype. Ever since screenwriter Joe Esz- terhas cashed his three million dollar check from Carolco Productions, Basic Instinct has been a hot topic in and around San Francisco. Members of the gay and lesbian community caught wind of the script's plot - a tough, hard-nosed detective leads the hunt for a schem- ing, lesbian who kills men with an icepick - and were incensed. They picketed the Carolco offices and be- iiidi, 'i 1Ctif con- lenlihc ii LIK 411 ji t, .110 aaiG stereo- type of homosexuals. To add insult to injury, Basic In- stinct is set in San Francisco, a city which is home to one of the largest and most politically-active homose- xual communities in the world. Di- rector Paul Verhoeven did the ma- jority of filming on location, in the heart of the very community which his film depicts so negatively. Eszterhas, after meeting with several leaders in the gay commu- nity, agreed to change the film's content, making it more acceptable, but both Verhoeven and the film's star, Michael Douglas, refused to de- viate from the original script, de- fending thei .f as "art" and rail- ing against s from the gay community to "censor" them. Despite the controversy, the film was made, but protesters are still ac- tive. Flyers telling the identity of the killer and copies of the final page of the script are being given to the movie's patrons by activists hoping to convince audiences to boycott Basic Instinct. No protesters arrived at Show- case Cinemas last weekend, but to be honest, I could have used a flyer telling me who the killer was, be- cause after the film ended, I was mighty confused. This ambiguity is just one of the problems with Basic Instinct. Michael Douglas does his typical Kirk Douglas impersonation, sneer- ing, wincing and doggedly refusing to dance. Douglas plays Nick Curran, a police detective (that's a new one) with a reputation as a loose cannon (another twist on an old theme) and the nickname "Shooter" (fresh and original). When a retired rock star turns up bound and mur- dered, Nick is put on the case. The most logical suspect is the rock star's girlfriend, author Ca- therine Trammel (Sharon Stone, last seen in Total Recall, another Ver- hoeven blood-fest). Catherine is the femme fatale of the '90s: sexy, intelligent and brassy. She is referred to by the male char- acters of Basic Instinct as the "fuck of the century" and "the bitch with the magna cum laude pussy." Respectfully, of course. But Catherine is much more than a nympho-millionairess with a mas- ter's degree and a weakness for both sexes. Where the film noir heroines of earlier decades wielded sex as a blunt weapon, using double enten- dres to titillate males, Catherine says what she means (or what the men in the film want to hear) and captivates whole roomfuls of detectives with a lightening flash of her pubic hair. Whether or not Catherine is a positive role model for women is difficult to assess. She is assertive, independent and intelligent, but there's a big possibility that she's also a man-hating psychopath with a few murders under her belt. The line is a thin one, but I'd say the worst black mark on her record is going to bed with Nick (repeatedly). While Catherine has positive and negative aspects to her character, Nick's ex-girlfriend, psychologist Beth Gardner (Jeanne Tripplehorn), is a whiny, masochistic, self-hating closet lesbian who welcomes the vi- olent sex Nick forces upon her and compromises her career and morals to help him, even though he's a complete bastard to her. It is in regards to Gardner that the film becomes most homophobic, al- though all of Gardner's negative traits are blamed on society's nega- tive stereotyping of lesbians. Sup- posedly, it's because Gardner feels ashamed of liking women that she allows the men in her life to beat the shit out of her while she apologizes to them for yelling. Basic Instinct is so offensive on so many different levels I kept ex- pecting an Al Bundy cameo. Perhaps the film's biggest insult is to its au- dience's intelligence, when it as- sumes that gen rations weaned on Playboy, Spgrs Illustrated Swimsuit Issues and Calvin Klein perfume ads can't tell the difference between two pairs of breasts. In the opening five minutes of the film, we see the killer in all her ... ne becomes a crazed man, driven by violence and lust. Ooh ia la Mr. Douglas, may we call you Kirk? same has an audience's visual perceptions been so underestimated by a filmmaker. Basic Instinct has the high-gloss, dark and shadowy look of a good thriller. It's slick and fast-paced and, Basic Instinct is so offensive on.so many different levels I kept expecting an Al Bundy cameo. Today's audience! With two un- clothed, passably attractive bodies on the screen moaning, accompanied by a crashing, wailing Jerry Goldsmith soundtrack! The problem here is that Nick Curran is such an unmitigated ass, and Catherine Trammel is possibly psychotic and definitely not a girl to take home to mother (even during the last five minutes of the film I have to say "possibly" psychotic), so we don't give a shit whether or not their relationship survives, or even if Nick survives. If Basic Instinct were to come out in magazine form, it might be worth three bucks. But for all the graphic sex, violence and profanity, the film is two hours of foreplay, and it never comes. For $5.75 a ticket, there's no- thing more frustrating than that. naked glory up close and personal, except for the blonde hair which covers her face. Throughout the film, we see every other female character buck naked, including Catherine for what seems like hours at a time, and yet Mr. Verhoeven thinks some hair in the face will confuse us. Not since Busby Berkeley asked to have all the women in his musicals look the for the first two-thirds, very exciting. But for all the nudity and violence and car chases, the film is just too long..Not Dances With Wolves- JFK three hours long, but please-let- it-end-I'm-falling-asleep long. Yes, the sex is graphic, hot and steamy, but when the film faded to black and then faded back in to an- other buck-naked, mid-coital scene, the audience groaned. Groaned! Michael Douglas plays it cool as unshakable (and sexually unaroused) detective, Nick Curran. Of course, as soon as he hooks up with Sharon Stone, who plays sultry Catherine Trammel ... MFA choreography is sweeter than ever BASIC INSTINCT is playing Showcase and Briarwood. at No Sugar Added Studio A Dance Building March 19,1992 In No Sugar Added: Part 1, the audience was exposed to a variety of life interpretations created by the MFA choreogra- phers. An array of brilliant costumes and dance moves, com- bined with complete use of dance space, made for.an exciting 90- minute performance. Beginning with an energized piece named "Campania," chore- Dance review ographer Anne-Marie Acchione stressed the difficulty a person en- counters when trying to adapt to a different culture. Italian and Am- erican music fought for the stage while four women dealt with danc- ing together, alone, in pairs and then back together again, as if fi- nally able to accept each other's differences, but only through ex- periencing times alone. These dancers were dressed ca- sually in blue jeans and colored T- shirts, the street clothing perhaps interpreted as this clash of differ- ences happening in everyday life. They ended the piece by dancing together with traditional steps to a folk score, signifying the ability to combine cultures among willing parties while still keeping individ- ual traits. Following the first piece of the evening, Jessica Shinn performed select childhood memories of her Russian grandmother, in "Lis- tening for Katia." Slides of Katia framed the rear wall of the dance studio. Shinn, wearing a purple dress with a pink ribbon in her hair, spoke of memories about her grandmother while music from lowing dance entitled "Facade." Garbed in a long, flowing black dress, Lisa Catrett-Belrose dis- played a Peter Pan-like struggle of dealing with a shadow that does not cooperate. (The shadow was played by Barbara Hobyak, who wore black pants and shirt.) Set to vaguely foreign music, Catrett-Belrose and Hobyak de- monstrated the conflict between human consciences and actions, and acted out the ensuing battle, which continued until one of them gave in. A face-off occurred, whereupon the shadow and self fi- nally joined together as one, con- quering whatever was causing the disagreement. Six sheets of silver mylar as mirrored screens on the dance floor made up the set of "Mylar Muses," choreographed by Shinn. Featuring five dancers - three young women and an elderly woman and man - "Mylar Muses" approached issues about the difficulty generations have ac- cepting and interacting with each other. The women wore the reverse of what the elderly couple wore, signifying the similarities between the people while keeping in mind their subtle differences. At first, the women ignored the couple, denying through movement that they would someday be like them. The elderly man and woman also avoided any interaction with the others. Slowly, the dancers accepted their generation gap and became intertwined, able to accept what age will inevitably bring. Advice from "Ma," Acchione's Italian grandmother, was an im- portant part of "0 Solo Mio." Acchione, dressed in a bright polka-dot shirt dress with purple leggings, treated the audience to The JudyBats Down in the Shacks Where the Satellite Dishes Grow Sire/Warner Bros. While the JudyBats 1991 debut release, Native Son, was a good, so- lid collection of tunes from these Tennessee rockers, it left more to be desired. Down in the Shacks Where the Satellite Dishes Grow, the Bats' so- phomore effort, takes care of many of these small voids. This album is an impressive achievement, consi- dering many bands fade drastically between first and second releases. Not nearly as filler-heavy as Na- tive Son, Down doesn't revolve around a few great songs, with oth- ers thrown in simply to carry weight. This album is comprised of many excellent tunes. "Our Story," the opening track, is this album's "Native Son" -- a catchy, powerful pop number featur- ing the witty lyricism of vocalist Jeff Heiskell. "She's Sad She Said" plays upon the limerick mastery that Heiskell has been perfecting over these two productions. Many of the tunes on Down flow like children's limericks, but make perfect (sometimes bitter) sense once comprehended. Most of the subjects Heiskell has focused on revolve around loves gone bad, and a general questioning of why things happen around us. On "Is Anything," Heiskell pon- ders aloud, "How can we have won- dered about so much for so long and received so few answers?" He an- swers his question, much the same Many of the tunes on Down flow like children's limericks. way as Nirvana did when they de- cided - "oh well, whatever, never- mind." It's this sort of frustratiot' that runs throughout Down. Heisk ti and the rest of the Bats are looki for answers to questions, when noii exist. Down's few troubled moments are apparent on songs such as "Wi- tches' Night." What would oth- erwise be a strong ballad overstays its welcome. Some three-minute ideas are stretched into six-minute songs. Whether Heiskell becomes too absorbed to notice or not, with all its strengths, the rest of the album tends to overshadow these brief mo- ments of indulgence. When Native Son was first re- leased, it might have been easy to categorize (and thus write off) the JudyBats as a band with a few funny ideas, but not much more. Down dis- pels those feelings in a hurry. The See RECORDS, Page 8 ,.- a