The Michigan Daily-Weekend etc.-March 19,1992-Page 7 CAMPUS CINEMA FILMS OPENING FRIDAY: BASIC ISTImCT Michael Douglas makes a daring career move by starring in this controversial film about a man pitted against a psychotic she-bitch (Sharon Stone). Almost too sexy for an R rating. And watch out for gay rights protesters who've threatened to give away the ending. At Briarwood: 10, 12:20, 2:40, 5, 7:30, 10, 12:10; at Showcase: 1, 1:30, 3:45, 4:15, 7:15, 7:40, 9:45, 10:10, 12:10, 12:30. S..aows AmD Foc Yeah, we know. Alice sucked. And this film is another ensemble-cast fantasy from Mr. Allen (and it's black-and-white and "Kafkaesque.") But at least the Wood-man stars, Madonna's part is really small and the movie's actually funny. And nobody says "Not!" With John Malkovich, John Cusack, Jodie Foster, Lily Tomlin, Kathy Baker and Fred Gwynne. At Briarwood: 10:15, 12, 2, 4, 7, 9. TwEmTv-O.m Patsy Kensit of Lethal Weapon 2 fame tries starring in a good film, a comedic mock docu-drama about a British woman living in New York City who examines what it's like to be young and female in the '90s. At the Ann Arbor 1 & 2: 12:40. 2:45 9:45. T H U R S D A Y ANN ARBoR FILm FESTIVAL 30 Different groundbreaking films every damn night! Check out this Ann Arbor institution if you haven't already, loser. Mich Th 7:00 & 9:30 F R I D A Y ANN ARBOR FILM FEsTivAL 30 See Thursday. Mich Th 7:00 & 9:30 A MoTHER's Love (1950) From Japanese filmmaker Hiroshi Shimizu. Lorch 7:00 free REVERSAL oF FoRTumE (1991) Jeremy Irons won the Best Actor Oscar last year for his cooly ironic portrayal of Claus von Bulow. International Ctr 8:00 free (on video) S A T U R D A Y ANN ARBOR FuM FESTIVAL 30 See Thursday. Mich Th 1:00,7:00 & 9:30 FLESH AME PAPER (1989) Pratibha Parmar's short film looks at lesbian Indian writer/poet Suniti Namjoshi. Aud C 7:30 free THE LoNc WEEKEND (1989) Three college friends reunite, and it ain't The Big Chill. Aud C 8:00 free ToP OF THE PARK BENEFIT Film clips, live big band music and plenty of other surprises, all for a good cause. WCC Student Ctr. Bldg. 8:00 T H U R S D A Y ARTTALKs Picasso slide talk at the University Museum of Art, 12 noon, free, 764-0395. CHEsS The 1986 show is produced by Musket; it deals with Soviet-US tensions and the game of chess. Power Center, 8 p.m., $7, $6, 763-TKTS. HIGHLY IMPROVABLE Ann Arbor's new improvisational troupe will perform at the U-Club. The 6:45 p.m. show is free if dinner is purchased; the 10 p.m. show has a $2 admission, 763-2236. MORE Fun THAN BowuNc A philosophical comedy centering around the owner of a midwestern Bowling Alley, his devotion to the sport of bowling and his past loves and ex-wives. $15-$25. The Purple Rose Theatre, Chelsea. Call 475-7902 No SucAR ADDED Part I of the MFA Thesis Concert, Studio A in the Dance Building, 8 p.m., $5, 763-5460. F R I D A Y CHESS See Thursday. MORE FuN THAN BOwuNc See Thursday. No Sucm ADDED See Thursday. Malkovich and Cusack star in Woody Allen's new Shadows and Fog. FILMS HOLDING: ALAN & NAOmI At the Ann Arbor 1 & 2: tonight only at 7:20. AwEucau ME The ever-intense Edward James Olmos makes his directorial debut (uh-oh) in this film about a powerful East LA crimelord. At Briarwood: today only at 10, 12:10, 2:25, 4:40, 7:15, 9:40; at Showcase: 12:15, 2:45, 4:55, 7:35, 10, 12:20. Aema.. 99 Ray Liotta, Kiefer Sutherland and Forest Whitaker team up for this Veteran hospital drama. At Showcase: 12:40, 3, 5:05, 7:35, 9:45, 12. BEAuTY AmD TiE BEAsT The Greatest Love Story Ever has racked in 100 million big ones and a Best Picture nomination for those greedy bastards at Disney. At Briarwood: 10, 11:35, 1:15, 2:50,4:25, 6; at Showcase: 12:10, 2:20,4:20, 6. Bucsv At Fox Village: today only at 4:30, 7, 9:50. CAPE FEAS At Fox Village: today only at 4:40, 7, 9:30. EuRoPA EuuopA Excellent German film based on the amazing true story of a W Jewish boy forced to pose as a Hitler Youth during World War H. With lots of very dark humor. At the Ann Arbor 1 & 2: 12:15, 2:30,4:50, 7:10, 9:30. Ftma ANALYsis When Kim Basinger, Uma Thurman and Zen Master Richard Gere get together to make a steamy psychological thriller, trust us, things get pretty damn steamy. From the director of U2's Rattle & Hum. At Showcase: 12:10, 2:40, 5,7:40, 10:05, 12:30. O FmeiD G h TomAToES Four Southern women git togetha fer sum down-home ' female bonding. More fun than an episode of Hee Haw. At Showcase: 12, 2:25, t,4:50, 7:20, 9:50, 12:20. GLADIATOR Does for the savage world of underground amateur boxing what Beauty and the Beast does for singing teacups. At Showcase: 12:45, 5, 7:30. ' GRaMD CAmwo. When ambition falls short, the result is a pretentious dog. Starring a bearded Steve Martin, and featuring the Most Absurd Dream Sequence of '91. At Fox Village: 4:35, 7:20, 10. Twm GmAT Mousa DETEcnw Those swine at Disney are never satisfied. Beauty and the Beast is still racking in the bucks and Walt's lackeys re-release this mediocre tale about a rodent version of Sherlock Holmes. At Showcase: 12:35, 5:10. Tuw HAmN THAT RoaCs Tim CmaDLE Does for nannies what Grand Canyon does for angst-ridden yuppie losers who should be shot. At Showcase: 2:55, 7:45, 9:55, 12:10. NooK What a drag it is gettin' old ... At Fox Village: 4:20, 7, 9:40. JFK Does for wacko commie conspiracy theories what Wayne's World does for annoying catch phrases (ie. "Ex-squeeze me.") At Showcase: 7:50, 11:15. Tn LAWmmoWen MAN Pierce Brosnan meets Virtual Reality in the latest bad Stephen King adaptation. At Briarwood: 10, 12:30, 2:45, 4:55, 7:15, 9:30, 11:35; at Showcase: 12:20, 2:30,4:40, 7:25, 9:50, 12:25. IEDIMaNE MAN Eccentric scientist Sean Connery (last seen Whoring for Dollars i Highlander II: The Quickening) discovers a cure for cancer while researching in the Amazon. But ooops! He's lost the formula! With Lorraine Bracco. From the director of Die Hard and The Hunt for Red October. At Showcase: 2:50,9:40, 11:55; at Briarwood: 10, 12:05, 2:15, 4:30, 7, 9:15, 11:15. MEmomS oF AN INvIsIuLE MAm Chevy Chase teams up with John Carpenter to " make his best low-key comedy since Fletch. Plus lotsa neat-o invisible effects. At Showcase: 3:05, 7:15; at Briarwood: 9:40, 11:35. MissasswPP MAsALA Denzel Washington and Sarita Choudhury fall in love because they're not supposed to, in this Jungle Fever from the director of Salaam Bombay! At Showcase: today only at 12:05, 9:40; at Briarwood: today only at .,10:15, 12:30, 2:45, 5, 7:25, 9:45; at Fox Village: starting tomorrow at 4:40, 7:30, 9:50. Mr Cpusi. VI..Y "How low can you go?" Last year's Best Supporting Actor Joe "The Super" Pesci keeps on trying to find out, this time as a sleazy lawyer defending his cuz, the Incredible Ralph Macchio. At Briarwood: 10,,12:15, 2:35, 4:55, 7:20, 9:50, 12; at Showcase: 12:05, 2:30,4:50, 7:30,9:55, 12:15. ONCR UPON A Cw Another Hollywood Pictures "comedy caper" (i.e. dog), with Richard Lewis, Sean Young, John Candy and a host of other losers. At Showcase: 12:25, 2:35, 4:35, 7:20, 9:35, 11:50. TWE PmocE oF TiDEs Barbra Streisand got the Oscar snub for her direction, but at least the great Nick Nolte was recognized. At the Ann Arbor 1 & 2: 4:45, 9:15. RocKY HoReoR Pocrun Suow No advance screening; not yet reviewed. At Briarwood: Fri & Sat only at 11:30. STOPl OR Mr Mom WILU. SuooT Does for Sly Stone's career what Terminal Bliss did for Luke Perry's. At Showcase: today only at 2:45, 9:45, 11:45; at Briarwood: today only at 7:45, 9:45, 11:30; at Fox Village: starting tomorrow at 4:45, 7:10, 9:30. Tens Is My LiFe Acclaimed writer Nora Ephron (When Harry Met Sally.., ,.. ~~ ~ . C'.1 L....J ..... ...i...t :]..i .. .:f. tt:.i..ol. . ,t - _~t.s _ t.a _ Insane Jane opens for Matthew Sweet Wednesday at the Blind Pig. T H U R S D A Y CROSSED WIRE Record release party from local faves, Blind Pig, 996-8555 JAzz Comsos As it says, 8 p.m, North Campus Commons, $2, 763-4726. MEADowMouNT TRIO Violin, cello and piano, playing some Beethoven, Schonfield and Dvorak, 8 p.m., Kerrytown Concert House, $12, $8, $5, 769-2999. SECOND OP.roN No, it's not Second Self in a folk incarnation, Ark, 8 p.m., $7.75 for members, seniors, and students, $8.75 for everyone else, 761-1451 THIRD ESTATE Some band that sounds like bop (harvey), hmm, Rick's, 996-2747 F R I D A Y Bop (HARVEY) World Beat, yeah, Rick's 996-2747 BOYS OF THE LOucH Kind of like the Chieftains, only from Scotland, Ark, 7:30 and 9:30 p.m., $15, 761-1451 CIVILIANS W/OPEC More alternative college rock, Heidelberg, 663-7758 THE HANNwALs College rock (yawn!), Blind Pig, 996-8555 PATTY RICHARDs W/THE JEFF KESSLER TRIO Jazz, Bird of Paradise, 662-8310 RESTROOM POETs More "alternative" rock, Cross Street, 485-5050 SYMPHONY BAND/ CONCERT BAND A joint concert in Hill Auditorium, 8 p.m., free, 763-4726. S A T U R A Y BEAux ARTs TRIO Mozart and Schubert are included on this program of piano, violin and cello, $29 to $18, 8 p.m., Rackham Aud., 764-2538. BLACK MAu Funk with psychedelic edge, Cross Street, 485-5050 PENELOPE CRAWFORD Back with Nancy Garrett, Music for Fortepiano Duo, playing some Mozart, Kerrytown Concert House, $15, $10, $5, 8 p.m., 769-2999. DEPOT Tow JAZZ CONCERT Jazz, Ypsilanti Farmer's Market, 482-9774 GRADY HAZY w/SHE's So Huc Alternative, Heidelberg, 663-7758 KINsEY REPoRT Blues, Rick's, 996-2747 PATTY Rcuhiws See Friday. Tom PAxTom Singer/songwriter, Ark, 7:30 p.m. & 10 p.m., $10.75, 761-1451 7TH Few. Rock to funk to reggae with Native American message, Blind Pig, 996- 8555 Weird stuff occurs at the Ann Arbor Film Fest through Sunday. S U N D A Y Am ARDoR FiLm FESTIVAL 30 See Thursday. Mich Th 5:00,7:00 & 9:00 ADAm's RIB (1949) Tracy's a male judge who clashes with Hepburn, a female lawyer, in George Cukor's killer comedy. Aud A 7:00free M O N D A Y TuE FIsrn. Kim (1991) Overrated Terry Gilliam quest for the Holy Grail, featuring Mork and Starman. Mich Th. 7:00 SToRIs F iirnCus CATIAn(1989) Peter Chappel's look at families in El Salvador. Rackham Amph. 7:00 free 10 YEARs, 10 DAYS (1990) An examination of Nicaragua's "election" and how it was influenced by Uncle Ron, er, Sam. Rackham Amph. 8:00 free NAKED LUmO (1991) David Cronenberg's twisted take on Bill Burroughs' twisted novel. Almost too straightforward at times, but plenty of sick stuff, including talking assholes, Mugwump jism and gratuitous Roy Scheider. Mich Th. 9:35 T U E S D A Y JULIET OF THE SPIRITS (1965) Fellini's surreal journey into the mind of a woman who believes that her husband is having an affair. Mich Th. 7:00 THE FIsHER Kim (1991) See Monday. Mich Th. 9:45 W E D N E S D A Y HAROLD oF THE OwAwE The Native American film series continues. Nat Sci 7:00 free Chess runs through Saturday. S A T U R D A Y Cass See Thursday. HAOs-ON MusurM Sandcastles (also 1:30 to 3:30 p.m. session), Nishga Indian Tribe, Who's Been Eating Whom? are three workshops you can bring little people to participate in, 10 to 12 p.m., $10 workshop cost, 995-5439. MoRE Fun TAm BowunG See Thursday. No SucAr AooDE See Thursday. FAITH RflAccoD Dazzling display of the Harlem-born artist's quilts, each of which tells a story, University Museum of Art, 747-2067. Siuuow, Loss & BRAM Popular family entertainers who might be Peter, Paul & Mary poseurs, Hill Auditorium, 4 p.m., $12.50, 763-TKTS. S U 11 D A Y AnTTouR University Museum of Art of current exhibition of The Pear, 2 p.m., free, 747-2067. DAmCCAuw Student performances of modern dance, at the Dance Gallery Foundation, 111 Third Street, 761-2728. MorE FUr TAm Bowuma See Thursday. SPING To LIFE A benefit auction of sculptures, paintings and other works of art, for the University Comprehensive Cancer Center, noon, $250, $125, $75 tickets include culinary feasting, 936- 9586. T U E S D A Y ARTBnEAKs A tour of the University Museum of Art current exhibition of Story Quilts at 12:10-12:30 p.m., free, 747-2067. KoDALY DANCEs Noonie Anderson interprets the music of Hungarian native Zoltan Kodaly, Performance Network, 8 p.m., $9, $7 students, 663-0681. W E D N E S D A Y ARTVuoEos Daimyo, 12 noon, AV Room in the University Museum of Art, 747-2067. Tamv Au. PLAvw RACnar An illustrated concert demonstrating the impact that Ragtime had at the turn of the century, Michigan Theater, 8 p.m., bop (harvey) brings its world beat to Rick's on Friday night. S U N D A Y BoYCimI OF Aim AmoR "Welcome to Spring," 3 p.m., St. Andrew's Episco- pal Church, $6, $4, 485-1534. GREG Buow As featured on Prairie Home Companion, Ark, 8 p.m., $9.75 for members, students, seniors, $10.75 for everyone else, 761-1451 GAw DfmuEw's Bw ATTrruDE Awrs ENsmBAE Blues, Blind Pig, 996-8555 RENAsSANCE AND CELTIC Music You didn't think they went together, the lute, harp and guitar, 4 p.m., Kerrytown Concert House, $15, $10, $5, 769-2999. M O N D A Y Miaccau YouT ESEMBLES Chamber singers, Youth bands and Youth symphonies, among others, Hill Aud., free, 7:30 p.m., 763-4726. YiE Local rock, Rick's, 996-2747 T U E S D A Y L7 All-girl metal band on Sub Pop, Blind Pig, $7.50 in advance, 10 p.m., 996- 8555 - ~j.