The Michigan Daily - Weekend etc. - February 13, 1992 - Page 9 'CAMPU L' I.IPJEM A FILMS OPENING FRIDAY: T H U R S D A Y T H U R S D A Y T H U R S D A Y Tim GrAT Mouse DETECim Those swine at Disney are never satisfied. Beauty and the Beast is still racking in the bucks and Walt's lackeys release this qlassic children's tale about a rodent version of Sherlock Holmes. At Showcase: 12, 1:40, 3:20, 5, 7:10, 9:35, 11:25. SLACKER A bunch of lethargic twentysomething losers hang around in pretentious caf6s in a college town and talk about bizarre conspiracy theories. Sound familiar? Then check out Richard Linklater's film that was made for an Ann Arbor crowd. At the Ann Arbor 1 & 2: 1, 3, 5, 7:10, 9:30. Wivme's WommD This potential Strange Brew II might actually be funny, with director Penelope Spheeris (both Decline of Western Civilization films, Suburbia) at the helm. At Briarwood: 10, 12, 2,4:15, 7, 9, 11:15; at Showcase: 12:15, 2:20, 4:40, 7:25, 9:30, 11:35. This week is your very last chance to see Beatty and Bening in Bugsy. FILMS HOLDING: AN AMERICAN TAIL 2: FIEVEL GOES WEST It ain't Beauty. Wouldn't it be sad if this was the last thing Jimmy Stewart ever did? At Fox Village: today only at 5. BEAuTY AND THE BEAST The greatest love story ever has racked in 100 million big ones for those greedy bastards at Disney. At Briarwood: 10, 11:35, 1:15, 2:50, 4:25, 6; at Showcase: 12:10, 2:20, 4:20, 6. *B3ucsv Don't panic: Warren Beatty might be a dick, but his latest gangster flick is no Dick Tracy II. Director Barry Levinson's still got it, and the film also features great performances from Judas, Gandhi and Elliot Gould. At Showcase: today only at 12:05, 4:25, 7:25, and starting tomorrow at 7:35, 10, 12:25. THE BUTcHER's WIFE Blonde clairvoyant Demi Moore and homeboy Jeff Daniels make whoopee. At Fox Village: starting tomorrow at 12:05, 2:25, 4:40,7,'9:20. CAPE FEAR What a God Martin Scorsese is ... he takes a cheap '60s thriller and makes it the shocker of the year. At Showcase: today only at 9:40, 12:05. DEAD AcAIN Kenneth Branagh delivers with the only Thriller of '91. Not. At Fox Village: today only at 4:55, 7:20, 9:40. FATHER OF THE BIDE Steve Martin's just so pissed because his daughter's pettng married. The most Oedipal fun for your buck since Hamlet. At Showcase: 12:30, 2:45, 5:10, 7:40, 9:45, 11:45. FINAL AmALYsIS When Kim Basinger, Uma Thurman and Zen Master Richard Gere get together to make a steamy psychological thriller, trust us, things get pretty damn steamy. From the director of U2's Rattle & Hum. At Showcase: 12:10, 2:40, 5, 7:40, 10:05, 12:30; at Briarwood: 10, 12:15, 2:35, 5, 7:30, 9:50, 12. FOR THE Boys Bette Midler and James Caan fail to capture the magic of Bob Hope. At Fox Village: today only at 7, 10. FREEJAcK Emilio Estevez is projected into the year 2009 and pursued by evil bounty hunter Mick Jagger. Scary stuff. Co-stars Best Actor Anthony Hopkins. At howcase: 12:20,4:45, 7:30. ED GREEN TOMATOEs Four Southern women git togetha fer sum down-home female bonding. Better than an episode of Hee law. At Showcase: 12, 2:25, 4:50, 7:20, 9:50, 12:20. GRAND CANYON When ambition falls short, the result is a pretentious dog. Starring a bearded Steve Martin. At Briarwood: 10, 1, 4, 7, 9:30; at Showcase: 1:05, 3:45, 7:15, 9:55, 12:30. THE HAND THAT RoaCs THE CRADLE Wayne State grad Ernie Hudson (yes, the Black Ghostbuster) stars with Rebecca DeMornay in a cheesy USC film school script about an evil nanny. And good news for you budding screenwriters - the script was only produced because it was written by a producer's wife. At riarwood: 10:15, 12:30, 2:45, 5, 7:30, 9:50, 12; at Showcase: 12:35, 2:55, 5:05, 7:35, 9:55, 12:10. HooK Even Dustin and Robby can't overcome the lousy sets and weak plot of this lame fantasy from the director of The Goonies. What a drag it is gettin' old... At Showcase: 1, 4:30, 7:15, 9:45, 12:15. JFK More subversive liberal propaganda from that commie bastard Oliver Snow, er, Stone, and a serious contender for the Best Supporting Cast of the Decade, featuring Gary Oldman, Donald Sutherland, Walter Matthau, Joe Pesci, John Candy, Tommy Lee Jones, Kevin Bacon. At Briarwood: Fri/Sat at 12, 3:35, 7:15, 10:45, and Sun-Thurs at 10, 1:30, 5, 8:30; at Showcase: 12, 3:30, 7:20, 10:45 (Fril Sat only). IwcE Spike Lee's cinematographer Ernest Dickerson does the trite thing in his directorial debut, a clich6d coming of age story set in Harlem with lots of cool DJ scenes. At Showcase: today only at 7:50, 10, 12. KuFFs Christian Slater is a loose cannon forced to grow up when he inherits a private police force. Ooomph! Oscar sez, "Lock me up and throw away the key!" At Showcase: 2:35, 9:40, 11:55. Laim CRIMEs Psychotic Catwoman Sean Young stars as a prosecuting attorney going after sex criminal Patrick Bergin. At Showcase: today only at 2:40, 10:05, 12. MEDICINE MAN Eccentric scientist Sean Connery (last seen Whoring for Dollars in Highlander I: The Quickening) discovers a cure for cancer while researching in the Amazon. But ooops! He's lost the formula! With Lorraine Bracco. From the director of Die Hard and The Hunt for Red October. At Showcase: 12:25, 2:30, 4:35, 7:30, 9:40, 11:50; at Briarwood: 10,12:05, 2:15, 4:30, 7, 9:15, 11:15. My GIRL In case you can't wait till Home Alone 2 .... At Fox Village: today only at 4:45, 7:10, 9:30. NAKED LuNCH Big Bill Burroughs on the Big Screen? Only splat-master David Cronenberg could even come close to doing the trick, and yes, the talking asshole scene was included (along with a generous dose of Mugwump jism). At the Ann Arbor 1 & 2: today only at 12:15, 2:30, 4:55, 7:05, 9:30, and starting tomorrow at 2:30 (Sat, Sun, Tues), 9:45 (Fri, Mon, Wed, Th). THE PEOPLE UNDER THE STAIRS Fun for the whole family from Uncle Wes. At Fox Village: today only at 4:50, 7:30, 9:50. *TnE PmcE oF TIDES Barbra Streisand's latest directorial effort, an adaptation of the Pat Conroy novel. We're sure everybody who's read the novel will just love her version. But can that Nick Nolte act! At the Ann Arbor 1 & 2: today only at 11:50, 2:15,4:45,7:20,9:50, and starting tomorrow at 12 (Sat/ Sun only), 4:45, 7:20; at Showcase: 12:50, 4:15, 7:10 (replaced on Saturday with a 7:45 sneak of Radio Flyer), 9:50, 12:20. SHATTERED Tom Berenger thriller from the director of Das Boot. At Fox Village: starting tomorrow at 12:10, 2:35, 4:55, 7:20, 9:30. RAMBUNG RosE Curiosity may have killed the cat, but satisfaction brought him back. At Fox Village: starting tomorrow at 12:15, 2:30, 4:50, 7:30, 9:50. RoCKY HORRoR PIcruRE SHow No advance screening; not yet reviewed. At *Briarwood: Fri & Sat only at 12. RusH Jason Patric and Jennifer Jason Leigh are undercover drug warriors who HIGH HEELS (1991) Yeah, more sex and violence from the twisted mind of Pedro Almodovar (Tie Me Up! Tie Me Down!). Mich Th 7:15 FRANKIE & JOHrNY (1991) One of the Best of '91 features an Oscar-caliber Michelle Pfeiffer performance. Mich Th 9:30 F R I D A Y CHILDREN OF A LESSER Coo (1986) Somnambulist William Hurt teaches real life deaf woman Marlee Matlin. Chrysler Aud 5:00 free A STAR ATHLETE (1936) 2nd in a series of seven films by Japanese director Hiroshi Shimizu. Lorch 7:00 free FRANKIE & JOHNNY (1991) See Thursday. Mich Th 7:10 EDwARD SassouHAms (1989) Fun fairytale from Tim Burton. MLB 3 7:30 & 9:30 FILMS BY JoNlE DoiELE AND HAmELORE KoBER (1980-89) Plenty of neat stuff from everybody's favorite avant garde University film profs. Aud A 8:00 WHEN HARRY MET SAuY (1989) Rob Reiner's homage to Woody Allen is the perfect Valentine's Day flick. MLB 4 9 p.m. HIGH HEELS (1991) See Thursday. Mich Th 9:30 SATURDAY THE TALK OF THE TOwN (1942) Cary Grant is sooo sexy, and Jean Arthur plays his confidant in this thriller. MLB 7:00 THE FALL OF THE 1-HoEL (1977) Curtis Choy's look at urbanization and class struggle in Manilatown. Aud C 7:30 free FumY FACE (1957) Fred Astaire and Audrey Hepburn - how can you go wrong? MLB 3 9:05 FRECKLED Rca (1988) Life in Boston's Chinatown. Aud C 8:30free JUBILEE (1978) Ann Arbor debut of British cult director Derek Jarman's vision of a punk future, featuring Adam Ant and the Slits. Aud A 7:30 & 9:30 IN A LONELY PLACE (1950) Bogie plays a Hollywood writer accused of murder. MLB 4 8:00 To HAVE AND HAe NOT (1944) Bogie, Bacall, Hemingway and Howard Hawks put their lips together and blow. MLB 4 10:00 WILLY WoNKA AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY (1971) Comedic mastermind Gene Wilder stars in this brilliant adaptation of Roald Dahl's classic. A must see. Hillel 8:00 & 10:00 S U N D A Y THE RAPTURE (1991) Michael Tolkin's disturbing look at religious fanaticism. Mich Th 3:00 & 7:10 MY Ow PRIVATE IDAHO (1991) Gus Van Sant's excellent '90s street hustler version of Henry IV. Mich Th 5:05 GoLD DIGGERS OF 1935 (1935) Busby Berkeley musical, with the short Goldgetters. Aud A 7:00free HIGH HEELS (1991) See Thursday. Mich Th 9:15 M O N D A Y THE RAPTURE (1991) See Sunday. Mich Th 5:00 COURAGE OF THE PEOPLE (1971) Jorge Saljines at his finest. Rackham 7:00 free HIcH HEELS (1991) See Thursday. Mich Th7:00 MY OwN PIVATE IDAHO (1991) See Sunday. Mich Th 9:30 THE RADIo FLYER (1992) Wait in line for seven hours to see this potential dog from Lethal Weapon director Richard Donner. With Lorraine Bracco and John Heard. Nat Sci 9:30free T U E S D A Y THE WIND (1928) Silent film director/Wild Strawberries star Victor Sjostrom teams up with Lillian Gish. . Mich Th 5:15 IL BIDONE (1955) 81/2 too main- stream for you? Check out some early Fellini. Mich Th 7:00 HIGH HEELS (1991) See Thursday. Mich Th 9:00 W E D N E S D A Y ARTTALKs An informal slide talk about the madman Van Gogh at the University Museum of Art, free, noon, 764-0395. THE DEATH AND .IFE OF SNEAKY FITCH The Ann Arbor Civic Second Stage series presents James L. Rosenberg's Western farce about the town coward turned town bully. Thursdays Through Saturdays at 8 p.m.. Admission is $7, with two-for- one tickets offered on Thursdays. The Ann Arbor Civic Theatre is located at 1035 South Main Street. Call 662-7282. HIGHLY IMPROVABLE Ann Arbor's new improvisation troupe will be performing at Jason's Sandwich Shop at 8 p.m., free, 662-6413. THE INVISIBLE ELEPHANT Actors with and without disabilities perform this original play about how it feels to express oneself with a handicap. Produced by Diversability Theater, Performance Network, $9, $7 students, 8 p.m., 663-0681. MORE FUN THAN BOwUNG A philosophical comedy centering around the owner of a midwestern Bowling Alley, his devotion to the sport of bowling and his past loves and ex-wives. $15-$25. The Purple Rose Theatre, Chelsea. Call 475-7902 OPEN YOUR HEART Not Madonna-style, this fundraiser for the Hands-On 1 luseum includes talks by cardiologists, pacemaker demonstrations, and a sampling of heart-smart foods. Tickets are $10, 7 p.m., 995-5439. SPRING CLEANING Take a minute to go through your room - donate all of the tacky, campy, kitschy stuff you don't want anymore to the Tacky Art Sale, to be held on April Fool's Day. Proceeds go to campus art programs, drop off sites at the Michigan Union or North Campus Commons administrative offices. THE TIME OF YOUR LIFE William Saroyan's prize-winning play will be presented by the University Players, as they too study the phenomenon known as the American Dream. Lydia Mendelssohn Theatre, $12, $9, $6 students, 8 p.m., 764- 0450. TURKISH CULTURAL SERIES Two photography exhibitions by world renowned Turkish artists Ara Guler and Sami Guner, Rackham Central Galleries, reception 7 p.m., 764-3061. Check out some avant garde cinema, Friday at 8 p.m. in Angell Hall Aud. A F R I D A Y THE DEATH AND .IFE oF SNEAKY FITCH See Thursday. THE INVISIBLE ELEPHANT See Thursday. MORE FUN THAN BOWUNG See Thursday. THE TIME OF YOUR .IFE See Thursday. S A T U R D A Y ARTIST PAPER MAKING Barbara Brown demonstrates how paper is made at ArtVentures Briarwood (and you thought the mall was just for shopping), 2 p.m., 994-8004. THE DEATH AND L.FE OF SNEAKY FITCH See Thursday. HANDs-ON MUSEUM Make sound toys, find out the secret of refrigeration and make your own ice cream, or play dinosaur archaeologist. Each session meets at 10 a.m., $10, 995-5439. THE INVISIBLE ELEPHANT See Thursday. MORE FUN THAN BOWUNG See Thursday. THE TIMn OF YouR .IFE See Thursday. S U N D A Y THE INVISIBLE ELEPHANT See Thursday, 6:30 p.m. MORE FuN THAN BOWUNG See Thursday. PicAsso AND GsRI Come and see what the new exhibit is all about on this free tour at the University Museum of Art, 2 p.m., 764-0395. THE TIME OF YouR LIFE See Thursday, 2 p.m. M O N D A Y ART AND PouITs -IN MICHIGAN Discuss the history and future of the arts in Michigan with the likes of Lana Pollack, Judith Rapanos and William Sederburg, Trueblood Theatre, Frieze Building, free, 7 p.m., 663-0696. W E D N E S D A Y ARTyiDEOs New Ways of Seeing: Picasso, Braque and the Cubist Revolution will be shown at the University Museum of Art, free, noon, 747-0521. JUDGING BY APPEARANCEs Lecture by Professor Raymond Grew in conjunction with the exhibit The Pear at the University Museum of Art, William L. Clements Library, 8 p.m., reception following at the Museum, free, 764-0395. FIRST LIGHT reggae, Rick's, 996-2747 JAZ ZComoos Ed Sarath directs, Rackham Aud., 8 p.m., $2, 763-4726. THE MAITREs rock, Blind Pig, 996- 855 THURSDAY JAzz CAFE jazz, North Campus Commons, 764-7544 LEN WALLAcE folk, Ark, 761-1451 F R I D A Y CHAMBER CONcERT Misha Amory and Thomas Sauer perform a viola and piano pieces, University Museum of Art, 8 p.m., $10, $5 students, 747-0521. FIRsT LIGHT Rick's, 996-2747 FRANK ALUSON AND THE ODD Sox rock, Blind Pig, 996-8555 RAGTIME CHARLIE AND SISTER KATE Banjo and piano, 9 p.m., Espresso Royale Main Street. Sout STATIOm alternative rock, Cross Street, 485-5050 STRAIGHT AHEAD 5:01 jazz, Michigan Theater, free, 668-8397 SYMPHONY BAND Works by Strauss, Wagner, Michael Colgrass and Matthew Fields. Hill Aud., 8 p.m., 7634726. ToscA The New York City National Opera Company performs Puccini's most gripping opera, Power Center, 8 p.m., $40 to $20, 764-1173. S A T U R D A Y FESSLER & KAuFMAN Vibes and trumpet, 9 p.m., Espresso Royale Main Street. JoHN GoRKA Ark, 761-1451 THE HANNIBAL alternative rock, Rick's, 996-2747 MONsTER BAIT w/STONE SouP AND ToM oN BAss rock, Cross Street, 485- 5050 BARBARA NISSMAN with the Ann Arbor Symphony Orchestra, performing Prokofiev and Beethoven selections, Michigan Th., 8 p.m., 9944801 . NITZER EBB Pretentious alternative, State Theater, 7:30 p.m. $15 at TicketMaster (p.e.s.c.), 763-TKTS RoLAND BJRAINDANcE alternative rock, Heidelberg, 663-7758 ToscA See Friday. WCBN BENEFIT BASH FEATURING. SOUTGHOING ZAK, BIG DAE AND; THE ULTRASONICS, TRACEY SaENCE local rock, Blind Pig, 996-8555 S U N D A Y HEATHER BIsHOP woman's music, Ark, 761-1451 CAMPus BAND Works by Arnold, Grainger and Vaughn Williams, Hill Aud., 4 p.m., 7634726. GARY DETLEF's BAD ATTITuW ARTs ENSEMBLE blues, Blind Pig, 996-8555 FAcuLTY RETAL Dickran Atamian, piano, Recital Hall, 8 p.m., 763-4726. CHRIS KAsE QuARTET jazz trumpet, Bird of Paradise, 2:30 p.m. NEw VOICES: THE BEST OF Am. ARDoR's NEw SGER-SONcWRIns FEATURING BILL O'CoNhOR, DAVID BLAIR, AND DAVID MosER folk, Friend's Center, 1420 Hill St., 7:30 p.m., $5 admission, 677-4249 JAET TEU jazz vocalist, The Tap Room, Michigan Union, 4 p.m., free, 763-0046 M O N D A Y GoInG PuBuc Rick's, 996-2747 JAZZ NERDS jazz fusion, Cross Street, 485-5050 UmIVERsITY PHILHARMOMOC ORCHES TRA with concerto winners, Donald Schleicher conducts, Hill Aud., 8 p.m., 763-4726. T U E S D A Y CHAmBER CHom Stravinsky and Brahms, conducted by Paul Rardin, Hill Aud., 8 p.m., 763-4726. BORoO STmN QuArrEw One of the Soviet Union's premier ensembles, Rackham Aud., $29 to $18, 764-2538. THE SToRY acoustic duo, Ark, free, 761-1451 TEquLA MocKNGu Ds frat cover rock, Rick's, 996-2747 TMY LIHTs rock, Blind Pig, 996- 8555 W E D N E S D A Y JOHmmY WITh Am Evu rock, Rick's, 996-2747 a 4 a 1 , :