The Michigan Daily -Weekend etc. - February 6, 1992- Page 7 CAMPUS CINEMA FILMS OPENING FRIDAY: T H U R S D A Y T H U R S D A Y FIMAL ANALYSIS When Kim Basinger, Uma Thurman and Zen Master Richard Gere get together to make a steamy psychological thriller, trust us, things get pretty *damn steamy. From the director of U2's Rattle & Hum. At Showcase: 12:10, 2:40, 5, 7:40, 10:05, 12:30; at Briarwood: 10, 12:15, 2:35, 5, 7:30, 9:50, 12. MEDIONE MAN Eccentric scientist Sean Connery (last seenWhoring for Dollars in Highlander I: The Quickening) discovers a cure for cancer while researching in the Amazon. But ooops! He's lost the formula! With Lorraine Bracco. From the director of Die Hard and The Hunt for Red October. At Showcase: 12:25, 2:30, 4:35. 7:30. 9:35. 11:40: at Briarwood: 10. 12:05. 2:15. 4:30. 7. 9:15 1 1:15 Sean Connery and Lorraine Bracco play with chemicals in Medicine Man. FILMS HOLDING: Aa AMERICAN TAIL 2: FIEVEL GOES WEST It ain't no Beauty. Wouldn't it be sad if this was the last thing Jimmy Stewart ever did? At Fox Village: 12:05, 1:45, 3:20, 5 \*BEAUTY AND THE BEAST The greatest love story ever has racked in 100 million big ones for those greedy bastards at Disney. At Briarwood: 10, 11:35, 1:15. 2:50, 4:25, 6; at Showcase: today only at 12, 1:40, 3:25, 5:05, 7, and starting tomorrow at 12:10, 2:20, 4:20, 6. BucsY Don't panic: Warren Beatty might be a dick, but his latest gangster flick is no Dick Tracy 11. Director Barry Levinson's still got it, and the film also features great performances from Judas, Gandhi and Elliot Gould. At Showcase: today only at 12:45, 4:25, 7:25, 10:05, 12:30, and starting tomorrow at 12:05, 4:25, 7:25. CAPE FEAR What a God Martin Scorsese is ... he takes a cheap '60s thriller and makes it the Shocker of the Year. Not. But see Juliette Lewis (National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation) suck on DeNiro's fingers. At Showcase: 9:40, 12:05. 0CUmLY SUE Here's a brain teaser: Which '91 John Hughes bomb blew the worst - Career Opportunities, Only the Lonely, Dutch, or this pathetic attempt to cash in on the fluke success of the moronic Home Alone? At Fox Village: today only at 4:45, 7 9:10. DEAD AcAiN Kenneth Branagh delivers with the only Thriller of '91. At Fox Village: starting tomorrow at 12, 2:40, 4:55, 7:20,9:40. DECEVED Goldie Hawn plus John Heard equals another Disney bomb. At Fox Village: today only at 4:55, 7:30, 9:40. FATHER OF THE BMDE Steve Martin's just so pissed because his daughter's getting married. The most Oedipal fun for your buck since Hamlet. At Showcase: 12:30, 2:45, 5:10, 7:40, 9:45, 11:45. FOR THE Boys Bette Midler and James Caan fail to capture the magic of Bob Hope. At Fox Village: starting tomorrow at 7, 10. FRAmKIE & JOHNNY One of the best films of '91? That's what those sycophantic Roger Ebert wannabe Daily film staffers said, so it's gotta be true. At Fox Village: today only at 4:50, 7:20, 9:50. FREEJACK Emilio Estevez is projected into the year 2009 and pursued by evil bounty hunter Mick Jagger. Scary stuff. Co-stars Best Actor Anthony Hopkins. At Briarwood: today only at 12:15, 4:30, 9:40, 11:45; at Showcase: 12:20, 2:35, 4:45, 7:30, 9:40, 11:55. FRIED GREEN TOMATOES Four Southern women git togetha fer sum down-home female bonding. Better than an episode of Hee Haw. At Showcase: 12, 2:25, 4:50, w7:20,9:50, 12:20. GRAND CANYON When ambition falls short, the result is a pretentious dog. Starring a bearded Steve Martin. AtBriarwood: 10, 1, 4, 7, 9:40, 12; at Showcase: 1:05, 3:45, 7:15, 9:55, 12:30. THE NAND THAT ROCKS THE CRADLE Wayne State grad Ernie Hudson (yes, the Black Ghostbuster) stars with Rebecca DeMornay in a cheesy USC film school script about an evil nanny. And good news for you budding screenwriters - the script was only produced because it was written by a producer's wife. At Briarwood: 10:15, 12:30, 2:45, 5, 7:30, 9:50, 12; at Showcase: 12:35, 2:55, 5:05, 7:35,9:55, 12:10. HOOK Even Dustin and Robby can't overcome the lousy sets and weak plot of this lame fantasy from the director of The Goonies. What a drag it is gettin' old... At Briarwood: today only at 10:15, 1, 4, 7, 9:30, 11:50, and starting tomorrow at 7:30, 10; at Showcase: 1, 4:30, 7:15, 9:45, 12:15. JFK More subversive liberal propaganda from that commie bastard Oliver Snow, er, Stone, and a serious contender for the Best Supporting Cast of the Decade, f aturing Gary Oldman, Donald Sutherland, Walter Matthau, Joe Pesci, John Candy, Tommy Lee Jones, Kevin Bacon and Big Ed Asner (who pistol whips poor Jack Lemmon in the first 10 minutes of the film). At Briarwood: Fri/Sat at 12, 3:35, 7:15, 10:45, and Sun-Thurs at 10, 1:30, 5, 8:30; at Showcase: 12, 3:30, 7:20, 10:45 (Fri/Sat only). JUIcE Spike Lee's acclaimed cinematographer Ernest Dickerson does the trite thing inhis directorial debut, a clich6d coming of age story set in Harlem with lots of cool DJ scenes. Boyz N the Hood 2: Electric Boogaloo? See for yourself (just bring a can of Mace). At Showcase: today only at 12:55, 3, 5, 7:30, 9:40, 12, and starting tomorrow at 7:50, 10, 12. KuFFS Christian Slater is a loose cannon forced to grow up when he inherits a private police force. Ooomph! Oscar sez, "Lock me up and throw away the key!" At Briarwood: today only at 10:15, 2:25, 7:30; at Showcase: 12:15, 2:20, 4:40, 7:35. IWVE CRIMES Psychotic Catwoman Sean Young stars as a prosecuting attorney gwing after sleazy sex criminal Patrick Bergin. Directed by Lizzie Borden. At Showcase: today only at 12:40, 3:05, 5:15, 7:45, 9:35, 11:45, and starting tomor- row at 2:40, 10:05, 12. MY GIRL In case you can't wait till Home Alone 2 .... At Fox Village: starting tomorrow at 12:15, 2:30, 4:45, 7:10, 9:30. NAKED LUNCH Big Bill Burroughs on the Big Screen? Only splat-master David Cronenberg could even come close to doing the trick, and yes, the talking asshole scene was included (along with a generous dose of Mugwump jism). At the Ann Arbor 1 & 2: 12:15, 2:30, 4:55, 7:05, 9:30. OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY Danny DeVito goes out on a limb in his latest role as a short, greedy, repulsive bastard. At Fox Village: today only at 7:10, 9:30. THE PEOPLE UNDER THE STAIRS Fun for the whole family from Uncle Wes. At Fox Village: starting tomorrow at 12:10, 2:20, 4:50,7:30, 9:50. THE PRINCE OF TIDES Barbra Streisand's latest directorial effort, an adaptation of .. . . - .- .-- __ - [ . . ___ _. _ . .I .... .. . ...A a..I...,1 .a :,ot /,.-t u GERMAN AVANT-GARDE FILMS OF THE '20s, PART I (1920-29) More fun than a closed head injury. Aud A 7:00 HIGH HEELS (1991) Yeah, more sex and violence from the twisted mind of Pedro Almodovar (Tie Me Up! Tie Me Down!). Mich Th 7:15 NOTEBOOK ON CITIES AND CLOTHES (1989) Check out this just-released earlier Wim Wenders film, in which the Master takes a stab at the world of ... fashion? Mich Th 9:30 F R I D A Y CRY FREEDOM (1987) Richard Attenborough, Kevin Kline and Denzel Washington team up for this story of South African activist Steven Biko. Chrysler Aud 5:00 free MR. THANK YOU (1936) First in a series of films by Japanese director Hiroshi Shimizu. Lorch 7:00 free GERMAN AVANT-GARDE FILMS OF THE '20s, PART 11 (1920-29) Wheeeee! Aud A 7:00 BAY OF THE ANGELS (1961) French New Waver Jacques Demy visits Nice. MLB 3 7:00 & 10:20 NOTEBOOK ON CITIES AND CLOTHES (1989) See Thursday. Mich Th 7:15 HEART OF GLASS (1976) A Werner Herzog film that's not based on the song by Blondie. MLB 4 7:30 & 9:15 YES, IT'S THE STUDENT FILM SHOW (1991-92) World premiere of lotsa student shorts. 1008 Frieze 8:00free ADIEU PHILLIPINE (1961) Another New Wave classic, this one a road trip from Jacques Rozier. MLB 3 8:30 HIGH HEELS (1991) See Thursday. Mich Th 9:10 S A T U R D A Y RAMBLING ROSE (1991) "I'm just a young boy with curiosity, Rose." Mich Th 5:00 DAUGHTERS OF THE DUST (1992) Have the times really been a changin'? It's hard to believe, but Julie Dash is the first female African American director to get a film nationally distributed. Check it out. Lorch 7:00free FITZCARRALDO (1982) More German filmic fun from Wacky Werner Herzog, starring the late, great Klaus Kinski. MLB 3 7:00 & 9:40 QUERELLE (1982) Leonard Maltin called Fassbinder's take on Genet a BOMB, so it's probably great. Aud A 7:15 & 9:30 HIGH HEELS (1991) See Thursday. Mich Th 7:15 & 11:10 AFTERBIRTH (1981) A frank look at stereotypes of Asian Americans. And C 7:30free EAT A BOwL OF TEA (1989) Based on Louis Chu's novel, about an arranged marriage. Aud C 8:00free NOTEBOOK ON CITIES AND CLOTHES (1989) See Thursday. Mich Th 9:30 S U N D A Y HIGH HEELS (1991) See Thursday. Mich h 3:00 & 5:15 I LIVE FOR ART - TOSCA (1988) See the opera documentary, then check out the real thing this week at the Power Center. Rackham Amph 7:00free MAKE WAY FOR TOmORROw (1937) Another screwball comedy from Leo McCarey, along with the Popeye short Brotherly Love. Aud A 7:00free RAMBLING ROSE (1991) See Saturday. Mich Th 7:30 BLACK ROBE (1991) Dances With Wolves minus the PC and Kev's butt equals a good film. Mich Th 9:45 M O N D A Y ONE HUNDRED CHILDREN WAITING FOR A TRAIN (1988) Kids in Chile discover the wonderful world of cinema. Rackham 7:00free HIGH HEELS (1991) See Thursday. Mich Th 7:15 BLACK ROBE (1991) See Sunday. Mich Th 9:30 T U E S D A Y DAUGHTERS OF THE DUST (1992) See Saturday. MLB 4 6:00 free Two WOMEN (1960) Sophia Loren heats up this Vittorio De Sica classic. Mich Th 7:00 HIGH HEELS (1991) See Thursday. AMERICAN MASTERWORKS Martha Graham's Diversion of Angels and faculty dances to the music of Bernstein, Copeland, Tower and U of M's own Bolcom. Power Center, 8 p.m., $12, $9, $6 student tickets, 764-0450. ARCHITECTURE EXHIBITION Jean Paul Slusser Gallery, 764-1301. ARTTALKS Monet and Impressionism, University Museum of Art, 12-1 p.m., 764- 0395. STEVEN WRIGHT Deadpan comedy, 8 p.m.,$5 for students, Hill Aud., 763-TKTS. CHINESE NEW YEAR CELEBRATION Ring in the new year with the Connoisseurs Club, University Museum of Art, 7 p.m., $7, $5 members, 747-2064. THE DEATH AND LIFE OF SNEAKY FITCH The Ann Arbor Civic Second Stage series presents James L. Rosenberg's western farce about the town coward turned town bully. Thursdays Through Saturdays at 8 p.m.. Admission is $7, with two-for- one tickets offered on Thursdays. The Ann Arbor Civic Theatre is located at 1035 South Main Street. Call 662-7282. LONE STAR The Basement Arts travels to Texas. 5 p.m., free, Arena Theatre, located in the basement of the Frieze Building. MORE FUN THAN BOWUNG A philosophical comedy centering around the owner of a midwestern Bowling Alley and his devotion to the sport of bowling and his past loves and ex-wives. $15-$25. The Purple Rose Theatre, Chelsea. Call 475-7902 O.J. ANDERSON: IS HE REALLY HEREThe top College entertainer in the US and Canada returns to the Performance Network with his New Age Vaudeville show that includes his wacky folk rap. 8 p.m. ;Performance Network, $9, $7 stu/ Sen; 663-0681 F R I D A Y AMERICAN MASTERWORKS See Thursday. THE DEATH AND LIFE OF SNEAKY FITCH See Thursday. MORE FUN THAN BOWLING See Thursday. LONE STAR See Thursday. 0.J. ANDERSON: IS HE REALLY HERE? See Thursday. WOMEN'S MINYAN Celebrate the traditional women's festival of Rosh Hodesh with a creative feminist service, Hillel, 5:40 p.m. S A T U R D A Y AMERICAN MASTERWORKS See Thursday. ARTIST BOOK MAKING Jean Lau demonstrates this binding technique at the Ann Arbor Art Association, 1 p.m., 994-8004. DAVID GROSSMAN Israeli author best known for The Yellow Wind, a controversial bestseller in his country, Irwin Green Aud., Hillel, 7:30 p.m., $8, $5 students, 769- 0500. THE DEATH AND LIFE OF SNEAKY FITCH See Thursday. THE FIREBIRD The Wild Swan Theater presents this magical Russian folktale at the University Museum of Art, with mystery, music, dancing and puppetry, interpreted through sign-language and audio-description. Admission by free ticket available in advance through the University Museum of Art Gift Shop, shows at 10:30 a.m. and 1 p.m., 764-0395. FLAMENCO OL E Acclaimed dancers Julie Lopez and Jorge Naugero join guitarist Carlos Rubio, The Ark, 8 p.m., $12.50, $10 student tickets, 763-TKTS. HANDS-ON MUSEUM This week, defy your mother and play with your food; experiment with crystals and discover interesting things about squid! Each session meets from 10 to noon, $10, 995-5439. MORE FUN THAN BOWUNG See Thursday. LONE STAR See Thursday. O.J. ANDERSON: IS HE REALLY HERE? See Thursday, 2 p.m. THE PEAR: FRENCH GRAPHIC ARTS IN THE GOLDEN AGE OF CARICATURE Opening exhibit in the West Gallery at the University Art Museum, 8 p.m., free lecture and reception. S U N D A Y AMERICAN MASTERWORKS See Thursday, 2 p.m. ARTIST BOOK MAKING See Saturday, Briarwood mall (Lord & Taylor wing), 3 p.m., 663-5402. THE FIREBIRD See Saturday, 10:30 a.m. MORE FUN THAN BOWUNG See Thursday. PICASSO AND GRIS Tour of the new exhibit, 2 p.m., University Museum of Art. M O N D A Y OUTLOOK ARTS LOOK OUT A discussion with the Lansing decision makers that cut funding for the arts. 7 p.m., Trueblood theatre in Frieze Building, free:663-0681. T U E S D A Y ARTBREAKS This week learn about Picasso and Gris at the University Museum of Art, 12:10 to 12:30 p.m., 747-2067. ROBIN BECKER Poetry reading, 4 p.m., Rackham Amphitheatre W E D N E S D A Y ARTVIDEOS Twentieth Century Art at the Metropolitan, University Museum of Art, 12 noon, free, 747-0521. T H U R S D A Y AL AND EMILY CANTRELL Country and Western, the Ark, 761-1451 CELLO AND VIOLIN Miriam Bolkosky, University Hospital Lobby, Floor 1, 12:30 p.m., 936-ARTS. DETROIT SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA Bassett, Haydn and Holst, to name a few. Neeme Jarvi conducts. 8 p.m., (313) 833-3700. HARUMBE rock, Rick's, 996-2747 IMMUNITY dance hall, Cross Street, 485-5050 KAR NEWHOUSE pop, Blind Pig, 996- 8555 THURSDAY JAZZ CAFE jazz, North Campus Commons, 764-7544 F R I D A Y CONCERT BAND Dennis Glocke, conductor, Hill Aud., 8 p.m., free, 763- 4726. DETROIT SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA See Thursday. FACULTY RECITAL Viola, piano, percussion and cello, Recital Hall, 8 p.m., 763-4726. GEORGE BENSON QUARTET Jazz saxophonist is joined by pianist Kenn Cox, Bird of Paradise, 662-8310 HOLY COwS Chelsea-based rock, Cross Street, 485-5050 RFD BOYS bluegrass, Ark, 761-1451 SOUTHCOING ZAK Ann Arbor rock, PJ's Records at 4 p.m., free, 663-3441; Rick's at 10 pm., 996-2747 SAVATAGE metal, Harpo's, 824-1700 SWING SINGERS "Steam Heat" concert with romantic love songs and dancing. Slauson Middle School, 8 p.m., 994- 2300, ext. 228. TRINIDAD TRPOu STEEL BAND reggae, Blind Pig, 996-8555 S A T U R D A Y THE ATTIC local classic rock, Blind Pig, 996-8555 CONTEMPORARY DIRECTIONS ENSEMBLE with H. Robert Reynolds as music director, Rackham Aud., 8 p.m., 763-4726. DETROIT SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA See Thursday, 8:30 p.m. FACULTY RECITAL Works by Handel, Beethoven et al, Recital Hall, 8 p.m., 763-4726. GEORGE BENSON QUARTET jazz, Bird of Paradise, 662-8310 GANGSTER FUN w/GOLDEN TONES AND BLACK MAU ska, St. Andrew's Hall, 961-MELT SIR ROLAND HANNA jazz piano, Kerrytown Concert House, Tkts. $10/ $15/$8 for students, 769-2999 THE HOLMES BROTHERS blues, Rick's, 996-2747 THE MAITRIES alternative rock, Cross Street, 485-5050 LEON RUSSELL blues, Sully's in Dearborn, 645-6666 STATE SYMPHONIC KAPELLE (FORMERLY THE SOVIET PHILHAR- MONIC) Gennady Rozhdestvensky conducts, Viktoria Postikova as featured pianist, Hill Ad., $18 to $45, 8 p.m., 764-2538. S U N D A Y DETROIT SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA See Thursday, 3:30 p.m. GARY DETLEF'S BAD ATTITUDE ARTS ENSEMBLE blues, Blind Pig, 996-8555 KITTY DONAHUE singer-songwriter, Ark, 761-1451 LUNAR OCTET jazz, The Tap Room, Michigan Union, 4 p.m., free, 763-0046. CHARLES ROSEN piano, Rackham Aud., $8 to $16, 4 p.m., 763-2538. KATHLEEN WINKLER AND ANNE EPPERSON Violinist and pianist, Kerrytown Concert House, $15, $10, $5, 769-2999. M O N D A Y COMPOSERS' FORUM Recital Hall, 8 p.m., 763-4726. DAN'S BIG EGO Ann Arbor rock, Cross Street, 485-5050 MONKEY MEET LA-based funk-jazz- reggae-rockers, Rick's, 996-2747 T U E S D A Y FnLt cajun music, Ark, 761-1451 SUNRISE HIGHwAY rock, Blind Pig, 996-8555 M.O.D. rock, Rick's, 996-2747 CAMPUS ORCHESTRA AND CHAMBER a x