The Michigan Daily-Weekend etc.-January36, 1992-Page 7 FILMS OPENING FRIDAY: T H U R S D A Y T H U R S D A Y Sirumu THmoUGH Melanie Griffith is a big-chested secretary-turned-spy in this gripping World War II drama from the director of Punchline. With Michael Douglas, Darkman's Liam Neeson, and Prospero himself, Sir John Gielgud. At Showcase: 12:05, 2:30, 4:55, 7:25, 10, 12:25; at Briarwood: 10, 1, 4, 7, 9:45, 12:05. Douglas and Griffith star in the gripping new adventure, Shining Through. FILMS HOLDING: AN AMEmCAN TAIL 2: FIEvEL GOES WEST It ain't no Beauty. Wouldn't it be sad if this was the last thing Jimmy Stewart ever did? At Fox Village: starting tomorrow at 5. BEAUTY AND THE BEAST The greatest love story ever has racked in 100 million big ones for those money whores at Disney. At Briarwood: 10, 11:45, 1:30, 3:15, 5, 7, 8:45; at Showcase: today only at 12, 1:40, 3:25, 5:05, 7, and starting tomorrow at 12:10, 1:55, 3:40, 5:20, 7:10. BUGSY Don't panic: Warren Beatty might be a dick, but his latest gangster flick is no Dick Tracy II. Director Barry Levinson's still got it, and the film also features great performances from Judas, Gandhi and Elliot Gould. At Briarwood: today only at 12:15, 4:50, 9:40; at Showcase! 12:45, 4:25, 7:25, 10:05, 12:30. CAPE FEAR What a god Martin Scorsese is ... he takes a cheap '60s thriller and makes it the shocker of the year. At Showcase: today only at 12:25, 4:55, 7:30 and , starting tomorrow (Fri/Sat only) at 9:30, 12:10. CURLY SUE Here's a brain teaser: Which '91 John Hughes bomb blew the worst - Y;Career Opportunities, Only the Lonely, Dutch, or this attempt to cash in on the fluke success of Home Alone? At Fox Village: starting tomorrow at 4:45, 7, 9:10. DECEIVED Goldie Hawn plus John Heard equals another Disney bomb. At Fox Village: starting tomorrow at 4:55, 7:30, 9:40. FATHER OF THE BRIDE Steve Martin's just so pisse4L because his daughter's getting married. The most Oedipal fun for your buck since Hamlet. At Showcase: 12:30, 2:45, 5:10, 7:40, 9:50, 11:50. FRANKIE & JOHNNY One of the best films of '91? That's what those fucking Roger Ebert wannabe Daily film staffers said, so it's gotta be true. At Fox Village: starting tomorrow at 4:50, 7:20, 9:50. FREEJACK Emilio Estevez is projected into the year 2009 and pursued by evil bounty hunter Mick Jagger. Scary stuff. At Briarwood: today only at 10:15, 12:20, 2:30,4:45, 7:15, 9:30, 11:30 and starting tomorrow at 12:15, 4:30, 9:40, 11:45; at Showcase: 12:20, 2:35, 4:45, 7:30, 9:45, 11:55. FRIED GREEN TOMATOES Four Southern women git togetha fer sum down-home female bonding. Better than an episode of Hee Haw. At Showcase: 12, 2:25, 4:50, 7:20, 9:50, 12:20. GRAND CANYON When ambition falls short, the result is a pretentious dog. Starring a bearded Steve Martin. At Briarwood: 10, 1, 4, 7, 9:40, 12; at Showcase: 1:05, 3:45, 7:15, 10,12:30. THE HAND THAT RoCKs THE CRADLE Good news for you budding screen- writers - this cheesy thriller's script was only produced because it was written by a producer's wife. At Briarwood: 10, 12:10, 2:30, 4:45, 7:30, 9:50, 11:55; at Showcase: 12:35, 2:55, 5:05, 7:35, 9:55, 12:10. HOOK Even Dustin and Robby can't overcome the lousy sets and weak plot of this lame fantasy from the director of The Goonies. What a drag it is gettin' old... At Briarwood: 10:15, 1, 4, 7, 9:30, 11:50; at Showcase: 1, 4:30, 7:15, 9:45, 12:15. JFK More subversive liberal propaganda from that commie bastard Oliver Snow, er, Stone, and a serious contender for the Best Supporting Cast of the Decade, featuring Gary Oldman, and Big Ed Asner (who pistol whips poor Jack Lemmon in the first ten minutes of the film). At Briarwood: 12, 3:35, 7:15, 10:45; at Showcase: 12, 3:30, 7:20, 10:45 (Fri/Sat only). JUICE Ernest Dickerson does the trite thing in his directorial debut, a cliched coming of age story set in Harlem with lots of cool DJ scenes. Boyz N the Hood 2: Electric Boogaloo? At Showcase: 12:55, 3, 5, 7:30, 9:40, 12. KUFFS Christian Slater is a loose cannon forced to grow up when he inherits a private police force. Ooomph! Oscar sez, "Lock me up and throw away the key!" At Briarwood: 10:15, 2:25, 7:30; at Showcase: 12:15, 2:20, 4:40, 7:35, 9:40, 12:05. THE LAST Boy SCoul Bruce Willis and Damon Wayan. This buddy movie thing has gone way too far. At Showcase: today only at 2:50, 10:05, 12:20. LITTLE MAN TATE Jodie Foster's heartstring-yankin' debut, about a boy genius who has lots of deep thoughts. At Fox Village: today only at 5, 7, 9:30. LOVE CRIMES Psychotic Catwoman Sean Young stars as a prosecuting attorney going after sleazy sex criminal Patrick Bergin. Directed by Lizzie Borden. At Showcase: 12:40, 3:05, 5:15, 7:45, 9:35, 11:45. NAKED LUNCH Big Bill Burroughs on the Big Screen? Only splat-master David Cronenberg could even come close to doing the trick, and yes, the talking asshole scene was included (along with a generous dose of Mugwump jism). At the Ann Arbor I & 2: 12:15, 2:30, 4:55, 7:05, 9:30. OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY Danny DeVito goes out on a limb in his latest role as a short, greedy, repulsive bastard. At Fox Village: starting tomorrow at 7:10, 9:30. > THE PRINCE OF TIDES Barbra Streisand's latest directorial effort, an adaptation of the Pat Conroy novel. We're sure everybody who's read the novel will just love her adaptation. But can that Nick Nolte act! At the Ann Arbor 1 & 2: 11:50, 2:15, 4:45, 7:20,9:50; at Showcase: 12:50, 4:15, 7:10, 9:55, 12:20. STAR TREK VI: THE UNDISCOVERED COUNTRY Have you noticed that only the even-numbered Star Trek movies are any good? At Fox Village: today only at 4:45, 7:15, 9:45. All late-nite shows are Friday and Saturday only. No shows before noon on Sunday at Briarwood. No afternoon shows on Monday, Wednesday and Thursday at the Ann Arbor 1 & 2. All shows at Fox Village only $1.50. STRANGERS IN Goo* COMPANY (1991) Seven Golden Girls are stranded at a farmhouse and end up havin' a hoot of a time. Major draw- back: no Bea Arthur. Mich Th. 7:00 DEAD AGAN (1991) Cape Fear? Yeah, right. Check out the real Best Thriller of '91, from the brilliant Kenneth Branagh. Mich Th 9:30 F R I D A Y DEAD AGAIN (1991) See Thursday. Mich Th 7:15 THE MYSTERY OF PICASSO (1955) See the Art Museum exhibit, then see the film. MLB 3 7:00, 8:30 & 10:00 MALCOLM X (1972) Not a sneak preview of Spike Lee's upcoming film, but a fascinating documentary nonethe- less. MLB 3 7:30 & 9:00 THIS Is SPINAL TAP (1984) Reiner's finest, a documentary about the heaviest of metal bands. MLB 4 8:30 HIGH HEELS (1991) Yeah, more sex and violence from the twisted mind of Pedro Almoddvar (Tie Me Up! Tie Me Down!). Mich Th 9:30 S A T U R D A Y HIGH HEELS (1991) See Friday. Mich Th 5:10, 9:45 MANHATTAN (1979) Woody Allen's finest film is a truly great modern comedy. With Woody, Gershwin and New York City. MLB 3 7:00 & 9:00 CULT FILM TRIPLE FEATURE The fun starts with 99 Women (1969), a sleazy look at lesbianism in women's prisons. Then there's the classic Massacre at Central High (1976), followed by Revenge of the Dead (1960), Edward Wood's sublimely awful follow-up to Plan 9 From Outer Space. Aud A 7:00 YIDL WITH A FIDDLE (1936) Wacky Yiddish comedy at its finest. Mich Th 7:30 LENINGRAD COWBOYS GO AMERICA (1990) Another band movie, this one about a bunch of Soviets with a cameo from Jim Jarmusch. Nat Sci 8:30 & 10 S UND A Y ORPHANS OF THE STORM (1922) D.W. Griffith tackles the French Revolution. Sheraton Inn (across from Briarwood) 3:00 YIDL WITH A FIDDLE (1936) See Saturday. Mich Th 5:30 THE AWFu. TRUTH (1937) Cary Grant and Irene Dunne team up in this screwball comedy.Aud A 7:00 free NOTEBOOK ON CITIES AND CLOTHES (1989) Just-released earlier Wim Wenders film, in which the Master takes a stab at the world of ... fashion? Mich Th 7:45 HIGH HEELS (1991) See Friday. Mich Th 9:30 M O N D A Y HIGH HEELS (1991) See Friday. Mich Th 7:15 NOTEBOOK ON CITIES AND CLOTHES (1989) See Sunday. Mich Th 9:30 T U E S D A Y NOTEBOOK ON CITIES AND CLOTHES (1989) See Sunday. Mich Th 7:15 HIGH HEELS (1991) See Friday. Mich Th 9:10 W E D N E S D A Y NOTEBOOK ON CITIES AND CLOTHES (1989) See Sunday. Mich Th 7:15 RUNNING BRAVE (1983) Robby Benson stars in this film about the complexity of reservation life. Nat Sci 7:30free HIGH HEELS (1991) See Friday. Mich Th 9:10 THE DEATH AND LIFE OF SNEAKY FITCH The Ann Arbor Civic Second Stage series presents James L. Rosenberg's western farce about the town coward turned town bully. Thursdays Through Saturdays at 8 p.m.. Admission is $7, with two-for- one tickets offered on Thursdays. The Ann Arbor Civic Theatre is located at 1035 South Main Street. Call 662-7282. GONE Theatre Oobleck returns to Ann Arbor at the Performance Network in a production about a provincial town obsessed with excrement ... Hmm. 8 p.m., a $5 donation, more if you can afford it, free if you're broke. Call 663-0681. GREATER TUNA The Basement Arts kicks off its winter season with a two man tale of small town living. 5p.m., free, Arena Theatre, located in the basement of the Frieze Building. ISAAC STERN The legendary violinist in the flesh, with Robert McDonald on piano. Hill Aud., 8 p.m., $18 to $44. 764-2538. MORE FUN THAN BOwUNG A philosophical comedy centering around the owner of a midwestern Bowling Alley and his devotion to the sport of bowling and his past loves and ex-wives. Tonight is the last night for preview ticket prices of $10, next week prices will start at $25. The Purple Rose Theatre, Chelsea. Call 475-7902 F R I D A Y THE DEATH AND LIFE OF SNEAKY FITCH See Thursday. DON WYNN Paper and canvas art at the Alice Sinsar Gallery, opening reception for the artist from 5 to 7 p.m. Call 665-4883. GONE See Thursday. GREATER TUNA See Thursday. MORE FUN THAN BOWuNG See Thursday. SCARAB CLUB Center for Creative Studies student art at The Scarab Club in Detroit, opening reception 6 to 8 p.m., 831-1250. Barry Crimmins brings his PC comedy to the Ark Saturday night. S A T U R D A Y COMEDY AND THE ARTIST'S EYE University Museum of Art opening, Works on Paper Gallery. 764-0395. THE DEATH AND LIFE OF SNEAKY FITCH See Thursday. GONE See Thursday. GREAT WRITERS SERIES Presenting Tony Hillerman, a great mystery writer focusing on Southwestern Indian cultures. Irwin Green Auditorium, Hillel, 7:30 p.m., $8, $5 students. 769-0500. GREATER TUNA See Thursday. HANDS-ON-MUSEUM For the month of February, any child with a valentine gains free admission. Come see demonstrations on popcorn, chemistry and reptiles, 10 a.m. to noon, $10 per demonstration. 995-5439. MAZOWSZE Prominent folk company of Poland, performing native dance, song and folk heritage at Hill Aud., $20, $10, 8 p.m. 764-2538. MORE FUN THAN BOWUNG See Thursday. S U N D A Y ISRAEU DANCING At Hillel, instruction followed by open dancing, 8-10 p.m., $2, 769-0500. MAzOWSzE See Saturday, 3 p.m. MORE FUN THAN BOWUNG See Thursday. M O N D A Y FOOD, FIBER AND FERMENTATION University Exhibit Museum opening, Rotunda, for group tour reservations call 764-0478. T H U R S D A Y THE ATTIC rock and roll, Rick's, 996- 2747 TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRDS real local rock and roll, a must see, Blind Pig, 996-8555 F R I D A Y FRANK ALLISON AND THE ODD SOx Ann Arbor rock, Rick's, for info call 996-2747 BACCHANANuAN JAZZ The Olivia Street Stompers, Ballroom of the Michigan League, 9 p.m., $10 student tickets, 763-3559. HAYDN, MOZART AND BEETHOVEN Classical chamber music on original instruments, Kerrytown Chamber House, 8 p.m., $15, $10, $5 students, 769-2999. Reception follows perfor- mance. JAZZ CONCERT faculty and guest performers include Ed Sarath and Billy Hart, Rackham Aud., 8 p.m., free, 763- 4726. RACKHAM STRING QUARTET Mozart, Bartok and Mendelssohn, Ypsi. Community Center Building Aud., $5, 769-5704. THE SUN MESSENGERS reggae, Blind Pig, 996-8555 SWERVEDRVER atmospheric guitar, St. Andrew's Hall, for ticket info call 961- MELT S A T U R D A Y BARRY CRIMMINS politically corrects comedy, Ark, 761-1451 BIG DAVE AND THE ULTRASONICES local blues, Rick's, 996-2747 GOOBER AND THE PEAS local rock, Blind Pig, 996-8555 MALE VOCAL ARTS DAY University Men's Glee Club and selectedhigh school vocalists, with The Friars, the First United Methodist Church, 4 p.m., free, 763-6172. S U N D A Y JAVA & JAZZ Free eclipse jazz & coffee, 4 p.m., Union Tap Room,763- 0046. BRASS QUINTET withProfessors Christopher McCourry, Armando Ghitalla, Lowell Greer, Fritz Kaenzig and Daniel Harris, Recital Hall, 4 p.m., 763-4726. GARY DETLEF'S BAD ATTITUDE ARTS ENSEMBLE blues, Blind Pig, 996-8555 DETROIT CHAMBER ARTISTS the Ferndale Music Series, St. James Catholic Church, Ferndale, $7, $3 students, (313) 546-2503. FACULTY RECTAL Arthur Greene, piano, Recital Hall, 8 p.m., 763-4726. HOMEGROWN WOMEN'S MUSIC SERIES folk, Ark, 761-1451 LYRIC CHAMBER ENSEMBLE fourth annual piano recital, Orchestra Hall, Detroit, 3:30 p.m., $22, $16, $12, (313) 357-1111. M O N D A Y THE MAITRIES rock, Rick's, 996-2747 T U E S D A Y CHUTES AND LADDERS/BROTHERS FROM ANOTHER PLANET rock, Blind Pig, call 996-8555 VUDU HIPPIES rock, Rick's, call 996- 2747 W E D N E S D A Y ARTS CHORALE with guest bluegrass band "Deadbeat Society", Hill Aud., 8 p.m. BENEFIT FOR TOM HARKIN WITH FRANK ALLISON AND THE ODD SOx AND OTHERS rock, Blind Pig, call 996- 8555 BORN NAKED rock, Rick's, call 996- - 2747 The Yiddish film classic, Yidl with a Fiddle, opens Friday at the Michigan. 1 2 0 CHINESE FOOD 27 Y EA RS CHEF JANEXPERIENCE TOP GOLD MEDAL WINNER OF DETROIT COBO HALL NATIONAL CONTEST * WINNER WASHINGTONIAN BLUE RIBBON BEST CHEF AWARD IN WASHINGTON, D.C. 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