The Michigan Daily - Weekend etc. - January 30, 1992- Page 5 Oobleck isn't too far Gone to stop in A2 by Maureen Janson * Looking for some diseased, sadis- tic, gluttonous, two-dimensional, subatomic, dysfunctional, wormlike alternative theater? Go to the origi- nal play Gone, written by Mickle Maher - formerly of Ann Arbor's Street Light Theater which is now Theatre Oobleck of Chicago - when they return to their roots at the Performance Network this weekend. Gone is the fascinating satirical fantasy of four feisty individuals in an excrement-obsessed province. They run into beings from another dimension - tiny folks - when they decide to escape from their flat reality. Oobleck sprouted from the minds of a few writers who wanted to' see their one-acts produced. In the past four years it has grown to great success in Chicago where the writ- ers have been churning out new, in- triguing pieces of theater. Accord- ing to Maher, Chicago was a much more reasonable choice for moving into the big-time than New York. "It's cheaper and easier to gain recognition," he says. In 1987, members of Street Light Theatre began relocating one by one to Chicago, performing in church basements and community centers. Then, feeling the need for more co- hesion, they decided to produce works out of a space that they could call their own. Renting the back room of a cafe, their works. One of the group's members usually writes original material for the entire ensemble, who are free to suggest rewrites. If an actor is not comfortable with reciting a particular line, s/he can the Network." Dedicated to presenting "orig- inal, experimental and socially relevant work in the performing arts," the Performance Network has played an integral role in nurturing Oobleck in its early stages. Now in their tenth anniversary season, the Performance Network continues to carry out its mission despite having lost all state funding under Governor Engler. Ann Arbor audiences may remember El Pre- sidente is Not Himself Tomorrow by Danny Thompson and Earth be Damned by Jeff Dorchen, vintage Oobleck staged at the Network. Maher, Thompson, Dorchen, Da- vid Isaacson and Barbara Thorne are original members of Street Light returning in the cast of Gone. Chicago actors make up the rest of the group. As in traditional Oobleck policy, the admission is a $5 dona- tion - "more if you've got it, free if you're broke." GONE will be performed at the Per- formance Network tonight through Saturday at 8 p.m. For more infor- mation and reservations, call 663- 0681. In the '70s the dance floor and media worshipped glamorous singers with great voices, but now divas who look less-than-perfect remain unknown except for their voice. Most true divas are not the pre- pubescently thin nymphs that record companies stick on the covers. They are large women, real women; how else could they belt out a huge voice that everyone wished they had, regardless of their sex? Give Marky Mark credit for giving us a glimpse of Loleatta Holloway in his video, more P.C. than Black Box's fake singer on their album cover. The new divas of the '90s are the ultimate in dance consumerism because they have one-shot hits and sing absolutely inane lyrics to delightfully repetitious 122 beats per minute music. They end up dissed and unknown because the music is so lightweight. No one cares about the cult figure anymore, just the sound. These singers have a voice that can turn the hook of a song into an addictive mind trap. After a night at the club there is actually a woman inside your head who relentlessly screeches "everybody everybody," or "finally it has happened to me," or "La Da Di La Da Da," or the ever- popular, "it's such a GOOD vibration ..." The dance diva genre has its shining stars and trash elements. Crystal Waters is the trash element - the woman can't sing or dance but was undeservedly dubbed the "Donna Summer of the '90s." Yeah, as if. Yet even Waters produced an offshoot: Ce Ce Penistons' babbling in the beginning of "Finally." While Crystal Waters unabashedly flaunted her lack of talent, Ce Ce Peniston tried to hide her flaw in vocal monotony, but hey - it's still a great song! The real shining star of divaland is Loleatta Holloway. The general public knows her as woman sampled behind Marky Mark, "it's such a GOOD vibration," as well as any given female sample of '91. I would argue that she does all the vocals on Black Box's Dreamland; there was a legal dispute and she's only credited with singing "Ride On Time." You be the judge. It would be great if Holloway could cut her own dance album and forget the Euro-trash business. Real divas have staying power and flexibility. I predict Tammy Wynette will be the real new Donna Summer of the '90s, after the first true crossover from country to techno singing with KLF in their remake of "Justified and Ancient." She has the voice and the history; it's the kind of song you'll wish you'd liked sooner. The vote is for Wynette. -Andrea Kachudas Gone is a diseased and wormlike play. But what about the sex scenes? and eventually moving to a larger space on Chicago's north side, they introduced themselves under the name of Oobleck and have been pre- senting their eclectic brand of enter- tainment ever since. Much of what contributes to Oobleck's uniqueness is the empha- sis on group contribution within change it. All the staging and block- ing is done by consensus. This director-less approach is es- pecially effective in intimate the- ater settings such as the Perfor- mance Network. "We know the comfort of the space," says Maher, "There is a good quality of energy at Seveny-five years ago this week - January 27, 1916 - a long history of curricular theater at the University began when Charles Rann Kennedy's Servant in the House was performed on a simple stage in front of a plain set of curtains and lights. The show, performed in long-gone University Hall, was the first production for which students received credit. It was a result of the first theater class, Play Production. The Theater Department was born out of the Department of Speech and developed by Thomas Clarkson Trueblood, after whom the Trueblood Theatre was named. Trueblood came to the University in 1884 to give a six-week course of lectures about speech. His program was so well received that it eventually became the first speech program offered for credit in the country. Classes in Shakespearean reading and interpretation were the only connection to the dramatics during the early years of theater, although plays would be staged on an informal basis. Now, 75 years later, more than 1,000 plays have been presented in conjunction with the University. With the help of professors Richard Dennis Teale Hollister, Valentine Windt, William Halstead and many more from past and present, the Theater Department has grown, despite set-backs, into a thriving entity of its own. This week, the tradition of student theater continues as The Base- ment Arts opens its winter season with a production of Greater Tuna, a fast-paced comedy about a day at a radio station in Tuna, Texas. -Jessie Halladay CLUBS Continued from page 4 back in that time, it seemed to be a more diverse situation," says Tom Godfroy, the manager for quirky popsters Southgoing Zak. "The U-Club had a lot of stu- dents, and the Heidelberg showcased more obscure acts. It was much more fun back then. They were more concerned with presenting good mu- sic than just making money." Matt O'Brian, the bass player for Big Chief, grew up in Ann Arbor, and remembers the time when it was a mecca for new, live music. "My first show ever was Johnny Thunders' Gang War, with Wayne Kramer, in the VFW hall under- neath the Seva restaurant. The Wif- fle Tree, over on Huron, used to be a club as well. That place has the most history. The Who played there on their first U.S. tour. Ann Arbor used to be a major stop for bands like that. Back then, it seemed like there was a club on every block." The two places in town that do showcase original, live bands are the Blind Pig and Rick's. "The Blind Pig is one of the best clubs to play in, and it always has been," says Chris Johnston, the vo- calist for popular East Lansing band, the Hannibals. "It has a great reputation, as far as the people that go there, and the P.A. is great. "Rick's has grown leaps and bounds, as far as what they do for the bands, in the past year. Reposi- tioning the stage, putting in a new P.A. ... They seem to have the band's best interest in mind." But even if Ann Arbor does have two good clubs, one still has to wonder what caused the sharp de- cline from the countless clubs that once populated the city. Most fingers point towards the 'powers that be,' from the Univer- sity itself to legislative crackdowns on drinking and other ordinances. "I think it's the continued Birm- ingham-ization of Ann Arbor" deadpans Big Chief's O'Brian. "Anything that's loud and re- bellious is frowned upon by city council and various other organiza- tions here in Ann Arbor. They make it really hard for a bar to get a liquor license and have live bands." Godfroy echoes these senti- ments. "Everything is getting so conservative here, and music is not exactly a conservative item. Just starting with the new pot law, that's an indicator of how things are going. Then they moved to the frats, not allowing them have open par- ties, then to no kegs, et cetera, et cetera." This increasingly critical social eye definitely has had an effect on the clubs themselves. Todd Headric, manager of the Blind Pig, laments about what he sees as a worsening situation for clubs to showcase original live acts. "Between Michigan raising the drinking age, and the higher cost of doing business, it's nearly impossi- ble for lots of clubs to even open their doors. It's so expensive to run a bar these days. All of the new vice taxes have forced us to raise prices, and liability insurance is astronomi- cal...that's what eventually killed Joe's Star Lounge." When asked what it would take to revive our dying club scene, all voices chimed a resounding chorus of "more clubs!" But other than the recent (and very quiet) reopening of the Heidelberg, the idea of any new bars opening appears to be little more than just a pipe dream. You're more likely to catch acts like Big Chief or Southgoing Zak in Toledo, Detroit or even Flint, than here in their hometown. And that's a sad thing. I,* Ipsh Ligj5L We knao what you wat and wdefrlvn ALLYOU CAN EAT G-d an A" lo Call For Deliverynm-m7mmmmqmini769-0614nori995-9940 *Two Medium:, Pepperoni Medium ,4asof Pepsi , ~NR~fflN WIIJ~hF~ 1flU~f~L~ (~kI~flID A ll~Il~tl NlJSKYM UWIJMS~I