ARTS. The Michigan Daily Wednesday, January 29,1992 Page 8 Take a trip for Lunch Cronenberg's slime-fest exterminates the novel x s 5: ..44 Naked Lunch dir. David Cronenberg l by Greg Baise V ery few artistic creations can match the intensity of the novel The Naked Lunch's pornographic prose pyrotechnics. William S. Bur- roughs' banned-in-Boston book said many an unspeakable thing when it bubbled to the top of the under- ground in the '60s. Its surreal stream of consciousness manner could repel the reader almost as much as the narcosexual imagery. Countless literary outlaws con- tinue to feel the reverberations of the novelistic fork which fed the fringes of popular culture its ration of the naked lunch. Now proto- splatterpunk cinematic a uteur David Cronenberg turns in his rep- resentation of the workings of the Burroughsian mind, fused with the standard Cronenbergian elements that admirers of such movies as Scanners, The Fly and Dead Ringers have come to expect. Unfortunately, Cronenberg ne- ver surpasses these expectations, and indeed often falls short in a movie that will raise the indifference of Cronenberg devotees and Burroughs fanatics alike. Cronenberg serves up his cine- matic dish with the protein of merely two semi-orgasmic bursts of cum, whereas the novel wallowed in the semen and piss and shit and blood of humans and more ambigu- ous organisms, as well as wading through the ruins of 20th Century language and communication. Which would you rather consume? Probably the two most "accurate" moments of the film, from the Burroughs side of the cor- pus calloseum, occur when Lee exe- cutes his "routines," brief scatolog- ical vignettes that are among Bur- roughs' early literary trademarks. Instead of embellishing these morsels of flesh from the Bur- roughs corpus cinematically, Cro- nenberg relies on Weller to deliver the anecdotes in his best derivative deadpan. As in the novel, all of the naked lunch is consumed in the mind, served in the exploding frag- ments of Burroughs' language. The development of the word- creator as arthropod flesh metaphor seems pretty Burroughsian, espe- cially when witnessing the gooey libidinousness of typewriters and seeing the lips of a talking asshole emerge from beneath the roach- toxic, but shoot it up, (or have your hubby (Peter Weller) rub it on your lips) and you can reach that Kafka high. writer's wings. But this metaphor strains under extended wear, and would suffocate when compared to the visual metaphors of Videodrome or The Fly. Although this movie is peppered with fucking and other types of in- tercourse between both humans and the otherworldly creatures which lurk beneath the metal of the most innocuous of typewriters, this Cro- nenberg movie curiously lacks the fusion metaphor of previous works like Videodrome and The Fly, at least on the screen. Sure, the writers in the movie develop symbiotic relationships with their machines, but more inter- esting is the fusion of Cronenberg and Burroughs off-screen. I think Walt Disney accidentally got into the transmogrifier as well. Peter Weller embodies this syn- thesis on the screen, portraying William Lee with the hat size of Lonesome Cowboy Bill, and the eyeglass prescription of Gruesome Canadian Dave. Oh, yeah: a healthy dose of somebody's heterosexuality got put in, too (part of the Bur- roughs' shock value came from ho- moerotic elements of his writing and experience). Weller does an adequate job of portraying William Lee, as Bur- roughs did in Drugstore Cowboy, basically playing his own Catholic doppleganger. When it comes to the final gulp, it seems that the intensity of both Cronenberg and Burroughs has been substituted by a strange gloss, ren- dering the movie a mere two-dimen- sional caricature (OK, "inspired in- terpretation"). The signs of the auteur seem to be placed by simulacra of Cronen- berg, and not by the real thing. I'm sorry, but I'd like more lunch meat with my order of interpretation. NAKED LUNCH is playing at the Ann Arbor 1 & 2. In William Lee's (Peter Weller) hallucinated refuge, Interzone, Hans (Robert A. Silverman) introduces the drug of choice - the succulent meat of the Giant Black Centipede. I I iU-'11i1i k Teenage Fanclub Bandwagonesque DGC What makes an album truly great and memorable? Is it enough for the album to be simply worth listening to from time to time, or should the music somehow move listeners into thinking that they are better off for having heard the album? Your answer to this question goes a long way toward determining what you'll think of the latest album from Teenage Fanclub, Bandwagonesque, their first on a major U.S. label. This album is undeniably attrac- tive in many ways, but at the same time, if ever a self-indulgent, "rip- off: ideas from every old record we can get a hold of' band existed, Teenage Fanclub is it. TFC pays quite a bit of homage to older per- formers such as Alex Chilton (Big Star), Velvet Underground, and even young R.E.M. A combination of these sounds could be expected to produce some interesting results, and possibly that's where TFC goes wrong. Whereas bands like the Replace- ments, and even R.E.M. for that matter, have done excellent jobs of of writing songs that add freshness, yet hearken back to the days of Chilton all the same, TFC doesn't have this same creativity. Most of its songs try desperately hard to simply duplicate the sound of the "old-timers." Whether anything is inherently wrong with that is a matter open to debate. Taken by itself, without reference to other performers, Bandwagon- esque is a good production. Tighter and more polished than TFC's first album, A Catholic Education, Band- wagonesque is truly a great piece of pop-rock. The meaningless guitar solos which plagued many of the tunes on the first album have been toned down considerably, and the band now seems to play better as a unit. Comparable to their Glasgow, Scotland hometown heroes, Jesus and Mary Chain, and other distorted guitar-driven bands like Sonic Youth, and Dinosaur Jr., TFC also throws in a few jangly guitars and the occasional brass and strings sec- tion. Songs like "Metal Baby" and "Star Sign" feature most of the band harmonizing over the standard layer of distortion that has become so popular for a great number of bands. The members of TFC prove that they are not afraid to sing, and inter- estingly enough, are fairly good at it - so good that the singing alone saves a few of their songs, as in "Guiding Star." Other songs, ranging from the annoying appeal of "Sidewinder", to the syrupy ballad style of "December", as well as the album's first cut, "The Concept," which pokes fun at trend followers (thus the album title), all possess a charm that makes it exceptionally hard not to like this album. Granted, there is something to be said about the lack of chord progres- sion throughout the album and the lengthy musical interludes that still rear their ugly heads from time to time, but TFC remains a good band. Ultimately, the listener will decide how much worth to place on this group. But keep in mind that sometimes the inanely unoriginal is a profound masterpiece. -Nima Hodaei Michael McDermott 620 w. Surf Giant/Warner Brothers Mike McDermott is an A&R man's wet dream. He looks like someone on Beverly Hills 90210, sings a little bit like the Boss, and writes songs about dealing with the inner self. To be sure, McDermott's talents were not wasted on a poorly pro- WC and the MAAD Circle Ain't a Damn Thang Changed Priority Records While still paying their dues, rap act Low Profile broke up, leaving premier turntable instrumentalist DJ Aladdin to mix for Ice-T on his O.G. Original Gangster album. Meanwhile, gangster mack WC got it together with his brother DJ Crazy Toones, rapper Cooley-O and Street Knowledge producer Sir Jinx to form the Minority Alliance of Anti-Discrimination, otherwise known as the MAAD Circle. A few things have changed in the 427 years of African-American his- tory, but WC has quite a knack for putting it all in perspective here. Ain't a Damn Thang Changed is a raw assortment of grooves and sto- ries, all fused together like the ner- vous system of an inner-city manic- depressive - frenetic and frighten- ing in its vision of urban dystopia. There's the obligatory police brutality track, "Behind Closed Doors," the requisite journey through the penitentiary, "Out On a Furlough," and near the album's end, "Back To The Underground," a statement of reclaiming rap from the commercial mainstream. But what makes WC's latest so effective is the ease by which it plunges us into the depths of hu- manity's degeneration. Scenarios like "Smokers La La Bye" - a dis- arming audio display of a suicide - or the surreal, patricidal "Fuck My Daddy," attack us with startlingly confrontational production. The shrapnel of Toones' and Jinx's sonic attacks is simply un- avoidable. We are continuously hit with a solid beat and surrounded by a bassline so ponderous that it en- velops us in darkness. Indeed, we are left believing that, as WC says, "Ain't a damn thang changed / It's only gone from whips to billy clubs." Ice Cube put it best when he said that street knowledge is givin' a punch - WC and the MAAD Circle happily beat us down with their wrath of the ur- ban underclasses. And they only lose a few points for either throw- ing "The Funky Drummer" into their "Ghetto Serenade" or just de- pressing the hell out of me. -Forrest Green III Airrmmv4 tl-lrl His love is a river.. Everyone knows the guy's voice, but Alex Chilton's real accomplish- ments remain hidden under layers of Replacements tributes and Let's Active rip-offs. RykoDisc, however, will soon be reissuing his seminal band Big Star's third album. After singing such Atlantic soul hits as "The Letter," "Soul Deep," and "Cry Like a Baby," Chilton became co- resident genius of Big Star, and then resident genius when Chris bell left after the first album. After Big Star disbanded, Chilton spent the rest of the '70s on a hellish descent into obscurity before being raised from the morass of unappreciation by such opportunities as producing the Cramps and helping out Tav Falco and Panther Burns. Chilton plays at the Blind Pig tonight. Doors open at 9:30 p.m. $7.50 in advance at Tick- etMaster, $10 at the door. who whatwherewhen t Y a! e° °t' -' 4 4ee. I 44 H4 S4 S' d, :44 d. H AJ ' 3.' N' ' /, r , 44' 4, I s 4 0 . i ' yV 4 d' f' $' R, McDermott duced record. The company made the right move by letting Don Gehman, who has done great things for John Mellencamp and R.E.M., control the knobs. The result, 620 W. Surf is a tastefully mellow disc made for fans of James Taylor, In- digo Girls and Bruce Hornsby - who himself plays piano on "Fools' Avenue." Some tunes sound like Mellen- camp's Lonesome Jubilee, but that's almost a compliment. "A Wall I Must Climb" introduces the disc well with the harmonica, acoustic guitar and drums locking in to form a sweet groove. The lyrics consist of interesting images like, "Have you ever looked at your face until it became askew? / Because the road that's less traveled is the one that leads right back to you." Other highlights include the epic Tish O'Dowd Ezekiel, the di- rector of the Undergraduate Cre- ative Writing Program, will read from her soon-to-be-released second novel, Catbird Court tomorrow. Her first book, Floaters contained a wash of memories from an Irish- Catholic childhood. The next James Joyce? You be the judge in Rackham Amphitheatre at 5 p.m. Admission is free. Starbound wants you to sniff the finest in campus talent at "Gee, Your Talent Smells Terrific" this Friday. The evening will showcase singing, stand-up comedy, and as- sorted performing arts. It is also a benefit for AIDS research with pro- might have smashed my tape. Actually those two songs are so good, that when you see this in the budget racks for three dollars, it might actually be worth the price. "Pray" is gospelly, but it is the only such tune on this record that works. The harmonies that repeat "pray no more" throughout, the horn section and the melody all work perfectly with the groove. The highlight of the tune, though, is a descending run played simultane- ceeds going to American Foundation for AIDS Research. And to top it all off, the audience will judge the performances by ballot, so you could pick the winner. Don't miss it this Friday at 8 p.m. in Mendelssohn Theater at the Michigan League. Admission is $3. One of the best films of the year premiers at the Detroit Film Theater this weekend. Hearts of Darkness: A Filmmaker's Apocalypse was di- rected by University graduate, Fax Bahr, and is a documentary about the making of Francis Ford Coppola's Apocalypse Now. Go the distance. Call 833-2392 for info. Channel Z Anglophiles Unite! The British Mini-series of all time (OK, OK, Jewel in the Crown runs a very close second) originally shown on Masterpiece Theater in the early '80s returns to TV tonight. Brideshead Revisited (10 p.m., PBS, Channel 25 on A2 cable), the stunning adapation of Evelyn Waugh's novel, stars a very young Mal