0 Page 8-The Michigan Daily- Tuesday, January 28, 1992 Simon reveals Records his sordidpast Brighton Beach Memoirs dir. Wendy Wright Lydia Mendelssohn Theater January 24th, 1992 Last weekend, the Ann Arbor Civic Theater managed to light up the Mendelssohn stage with its production of Neil Simon's Brighton Beach Memoirs. The story of an extended fam- ily trying to make ends meet dur- ing the Depression, Brighton Beach Memoirs - one of the works in Simon's autobiographi- Theater review cal trilogy - delved into a chap- ter in the life of the Jerome fam- ily. Seven individuals living in a tiny house with little money pro- vided for plenty of tension and excitement. Although Memoirs was a de- parture from Simon's usual comedic style, much of its humor characteristically lurked in the corners, and actually provided a foundation for the unfolding drama. Considering Simon's in- spiration for the play was his own childhood, it was no surprise that this mixture of comedy and tragedy exuded a certain air of youthful ambiguity. The pervad- ing humor of each individual char- acter reflected a real-life solution - the ability to laugh even in the worst of times. Eugene (Brendan McMahon), as the "young Neil Simon," con- tributed a great part of the play's energy. Constantly shifting be- tween audience and stage, he made sure that the audience did indeed come into his house. Eugene's brother, Stanley (Fred Bock) added to the on stage chemistry by typifying the transi- tional sibling, who cannot decide whether to be a father or a peer. Although this relationship seemed the strongest in the play's development, Memoirs as a whole was the story of relationships in general. The two mothers, as sis- ters, (Sharon Sussman and Shirley Perich), interacted in Edith Bunker style. Years of toleration burst out in a final frustrating explosion. Above it all, Jack (Marty Smith) presided over the entire house in the quintessence of Simon's style. He exhibited an air of authority and matter-of-fact humor. Despite some areas where the relationships' intensity seemed to wane, Brighton Beach Memoirs exuded an air of complete enter- tainment. The single set brought realism to their daily experiences and unity to the performance. The audience was finally, and most importantly, a part of the house- hold's humor, as well as its drama. - Sue Uselmann Hilarious rockers and Boston Ueltic wanna-bes Ugly Kid Joe argue over } :{ 5 -} ,, u #, 3 J r " ii . :, I I Ugly Kid Joe As Ugly As They Wanna Be Stardog/Polygram OK. Take Faith No More, early Motley Crue, early Poison, and Sam Kinison, and blend them all to- gether. The results are ugly. But, in this case, ugly equals wonderful. Say hello to Ugly Kid Joe. This band that has something new to offer the world of music - humor. The songs on this EP inten- tionally funny and truly funny. Not split-a-gut funny, but subtly funny. Listen hard and you may catch singer Whitfield Crane insulting predecessor Poison with a disgusted, "Come on C.C.," during "Whiplash Liquor." When it's not amusing raps set to heavy metal music, it's the incon- gruous lyrics that are comic. In "Madman," we find out that a "madman is loose ... in Disney- 5TH AVE. ATLIBERTY 761-9700 $3.00 DAILY SHOWS BEFORE 6 PM ALL DAY TUESDAY STUDENT WITH I.D. U3.50 The Prince of Tides (R) Naked Lunch (R) Present this coupon when purchasing a large popcorn and receive one FREE LARGE DRINK Expires 2/3/92 land." Equally impressive is "Funky Fresh Country Club" - not because it's written in part by heavy metal greats Tony Iommi, Geezer Butler, and Ozzy Osbourne - but because it shows that Ugly Kid Joe has a se- rious side too. The clear winner on this EP is "Everything About You." This song is perhaps the most magnificent mockery of ballads ever, setting in- sults against a beautiful, catchy melody. From the title, you'd expect a syrupy outpour of "I love you's," but Ugly Kid Joe will quickly set you straight with its contemptuous ode to groupies: "I hate everything about you." Can't any band sit there and spout off insults and amusing words? Maybe. But most can't do it with technically impressive music, like this band can. Heck, a lot of hard rock bands don't even know what technically impressive music is. As Ugly As They Wanna Be only has six songs, but quality beats quan- tity - and originality conquers both. -Kristen Knudsen "Hank's a junkie, he can't come. I'm on bug powder, I don't need to come." -Joan Lee in Naked Lunch Bluesiana II Bluesiana II Windham Hill Jazz Saxophonist David "Fathead" Newman, drummer Will Calhoun, pianist Dr. John and trombone player Ray Anderson have come to- gether to make the second Bluesiana collaboration a spiritually resonant project in all of its musical rele- vance. Bluesiana II, like its predecessor Bluesiana Triangle, serves as a tes- tament to the magic that makes Louisiana one of the focal points, if not the nexus, of American music - both jazz and the blues, and from there funk and some of the best strains of rock 'n' roll. The album also serves as a trib- ute to one of the original Bluesiana members, Jazz Messenger and drummer Art Blakey, who died of cancer on October 17, 1990 before this album could be recorded. Bluesiana II is a work of fusion, boasting blendings of Baton Rouge drainpipe percussion with the usual bluster of gris-gris man Dr. John vamping away at the piano. Mean- while, Newman and Anderson's in- termingled solos display equal amounts of both technical prowess and soulful abandon. So, while the album's opener, "Fonkalishus," is a lustful show of spontaneous self-improvement through the groove, the impassive "For Art's Sake" allows the musi- cians to jam expansive flute solos and upright bass excursions into some of the coolest dimensions known to man. Despite his having the best voice in music, Dr. John delivers his best on the mid-tempo jam "Love's Par- ody," a captivating blend of hyp- notic percussion by Joe Bonadio and slow, pithy saxophone solos that match the Doctor's voice in all of its haunting quality. Elsewhere, on "Doctor Blooze" and the more overtly blues number "San Antoine," he comes off trying too hard to be himself. Likewise, Bluesiana II often comes off as meekly repetitive in its varied ex- plorations of the jazz-blues axis. Some ground seems ignored in lieu of the safe haven that technical vir- tuosity and stylistic familiarity give over uncharted ground. Still, by the time Calhoun's "Tribute To Art" comes pulsing, thumping and trembling along in all of its percussive fury, we are left with an evocative and meaningful tap on the pulse of America's most mystical state. -Forrest Green III The University of Michigan Department of Dermatology is seeking volunteers ages 13 - 30 years to test new therapies for Acne. Eligible participants willbe compensated $100 for their time and effort. For more information please call (313) 434-DERM Monday - Friday, 8:00 a.m. to 5:00 p.m. I " University of Michigan Medical Center !a ". .r> , 1 a I, ~ U - U - U I(EY WEST For Reservations, call 1-800-695-5150 or 1-305-294- 3773 CRIMES Continued from page 5 Arnetia Walker as Maria John- son steals the show when she goes to Savannah to find Greenway. The scenes where Maria and Detective Eugene Tully (Ron Orbach) team up are well written, funny and charm- ing. The film would've worked much better if Greenway and Hanover had been dumped, and the film was renamed The Only Jewish Con In Savannah and a Black Woman Cop From Atlanta (it kinda' rhymes, too). If you liked the '70s television drama Kung Fu, you'll love Love Crimes, as its second-best scenes in- volve Greenway hearing the disem- bodied voice of her boxing coach whispering, "Boxing is like a dance." He doesn't call her Grasshopper, or tell her to use the Force, but that's really the only dif- ference. LOVE CRIMES is playing at Show- case. t I The Office of Minority Affairs The Student Rights Commission of the Michigan Student Assembly will issue and present its report on the University's interim speech code. 9:00 pm Tuesday, January 28 MSA Chambers Student leaders KingIChavez/Parks SPRING VISITATION PROGRAM Program dates are March 2, 1992 - May 29, 1992 An average of ten hours per week is required $5.55-$6.55 ~IE~ Office of MinorityAffairs OFFICE ASSISTANTS Hiring for Winter Term 10-15 hours per week $5.00 - $6.50 : Diversity Program ASSISTANT FACILITATORS Hiring for Winter Term 10-15 hours per week $6.55-$7.55 If you are interested, and would like more information, please pick up an application