The Michigan Daily - Weekend etc.- January 23, 1992- Page 7 CAMPUS CINEMA FILMS OPENING FRIDAY: T H U R S D A Y T H U R S D A Y T H U R S D A Y FIED GREEN TOMATOES Four Southern women git togetha fer sum down-home female bonding. Better than an episode of Hee Haw. At Showcase: 12, 2:25, 4:50, 7:20, 9:50, 12:20. LOVE CRMEs Psychotic Catwoman Sean Young stars as a prosecuting attorney going after sleazy sex criminal Patrick Bergin. Directed by Lizzie Borden. At Showcase: 12:40, 3:05, 5:10, 7:40, 9:30, 11:45. THE NAKED LUNCH Big Bill Burroughs on the Big Screen? Only splat-master David Cronenberg could even come close to doing the trick. But the vital question remains: Did they cut the talking asshole scene? At the Ann Arbor 1 & 2: 12:15, 2:30, 4:55, 7:05, 9:30, with a special free sneak preview tonight at 7:30 -passes available at the theater. THE COMMITMENTS (1991) Rollick- ing Alan Parker flick about a Dublin band that wants to live forever. Michigan Theater 7:00 PDIsoN (1991) A collection of three stories from the director of Superstar: The Karen Carpenter Story. Mich Th 9:20 F R I D A Y GENTLEMAN'S AGREEMENT (1947) Director Elia Kazan (On the Water- front) tackles anti-Semitism. Chrysler Aud 5:00 free LA FEMME NIKITA (1990) Luc Besson's slick feminist spy thriller about a beautiful assassin who carries a big gun. MLB 3 7:00 & 9:00 STRANGERS IN GOOD COMPANY (1991) Seven Golden Girls are stranded at a farmhouse and end up havin' a hoot of a time. Major draw- back: no Bea Arthur. Mich Th. 7:20 THE FALLS (1980) Prospero's Books too mainstream for you? Then check out Peter Greenaway's first film, three solid hours of ... Peter Greenaway. Good luck. Aud A 7:30 ... AND JUSTICE FOR ALL (1979) Barry Levinson (Bugsy) co-wrote this satire of the judicial system, starring Al Pacino. MLB 4 8:00 & 10:15 PcxsoN (1991) See Thursday. Mich Th 9:30 S A T U R D A Y STRANGERS IN GOOD COMPANY (1991) See Friday. Mich Th 5:00 THE THIN BLUE LINE (1988) Excellent documentary about our lousy judicial system. MLB 3 7:00 LA FEMME NIKITA (1990) See Friday. MLB 3 9:00 CrrY OF HOPE (1991) Critics drooled over director John Sayles' (Matewan, Eight Men Out) treatment of urban corruption, but you might like it too. Mich Th 7:10 MALA NOCHE (1985) My Own Private Idaho too mainstream for you? Then check out Gus Van Sant's first film, along with his early short Little Johnny And His Dog. Aud A 7:30 & 9:00 THE MUPPET MOVIE (1979) Classic Henson. It's not easy being green. Hillel 8:00 & 10:00 SCARFACE (1932) Howard Hawks' great gangster flick. Not starring Al Pacino. MLB 4 8:30 POsO (1991) See Thursday. Mich Th 9:40 FLUTE AND CLARINET Duo Joanna Cowen White and Kennen White, University Hospital Lobby, floor 1, 12:30 p.m., 936-ARTS. HELMUT/SUPERCHUNK alternative rock, Blind Pig, 996-8555 JAzz COMBO School of Music ensemble, North Campus Commons, 8 p.m., $2, 763-4726 MARVIN WIwANS With the UM gospel Chorale, Rackham Aud., 8 p.m., $12, $7 students, 763-4726 M.O.D. rock and roll, Rick's, 996-2747 JOHN SELENIS Tmo jazz, Ashley's, 996-9191 BETTER Au. THE TIME A new musical dealing with life, love and second chances at the Trueblood Theater. Vouchers are at the door on a first come, first serve basis. Showtime is at 8 p.m. BmGHTOm BEACH MEMOIRS Neil Simon's autobiographical jaunt comes to the Lydia Mendelssohn theatre. Sponsored by the Ann Arbor Civic Theatre. Showtime is 8 p.m., $12-$15. Discounts are available for students and senior citizens. For more info, call 662- 7282 or 763-1085. A PICTURE OF OSCAR WILDE Glenn Allen Pruett returns to the Performance Network with his one-man romp as the witty, outrageous Oscar Wilde. 8 p.m., $9 general Admission, $7 Stu/Sen. 663- 0681. MORE FUN THAN BOwuNG A philosophical comedy centering around the owner of a midwestern Bowling Alley and his devotion to the sport of bowling and his past loves and ex- wives. Previews open tonight, regular performances begin Jan. 30th. $10, 475- 7902. The Purple Rose Theatre, Chelsea. F R I D A Y BETTER ALL THE TIME See Thurs- day. BRIGHTON BEACH MEMOIRS See Thursday. (left to right?) David Cronenberg directs the film version of William S. Burroughs' novel The Naked Lunch, starring Peter Weller. FILMS HOLDING: THE ADDAms FAMiLY It's the first smash hit of the Christmas season - and it's also depressingly unfunny. Just say no. At Briarwood: today only at 10:15, 12:15, 4:30, 9; at Fox Village: starting tomorrow at 5, 7, 9:30. BEAUTY AND THE BEAST Disney would like to pass off their latest as a Best Picture nominee, and they're not that far off. First-rate songs, story and animation put this one up there with Cruella de Ville. And it's the most profitable animated film of all time. At Briarwood: 10, 11:45, 1:30, 3:15, 5, 7, 8:45; at Showcase: 12, 1:40, 3:25, 5:05, 7. BLACK ROBE Dances With Wolves minus the excessive PC-ness and Kevin Costner's butt. At Fox Village: today only at 5, 7:15, 9:30. BUcsY Don't panic: Warren Beatty might be a dick, but his latest gangster flick is no Dick Tracy II. Director Barry Levinson's still got it, and the film also features great performances from Judas, Gandhi and Elliot Gould. At Briarwood: 12:15, 4:50, 9:40; at Showcase: 12:45, 4:50, 7:25, 10:05, 12:30. CAPE FEAR Great American director Martin Scorsese's thriller, with the power- house cast of DeNiro, Nolte and Lange. If you ask us, it's mediocre... no, on second thought, it's brilliant.., no, wait, it sucks... ah, go and decide for yourself. At Showcase: today only at 2, 10:15, and starting tomorrow at 12:25, 4:55, 7:30. FATHER OF THE BRIDE Schmaltzy but hilarious remake of Minnelli's classic. With Steve Martin. At the Ann Arbor 1 & 2: today only at 4:55, 7:05, 9:25; at Showcase: 12:30, 2:45, 5:10, 7:40, 10, 12:25. THE FISHER KING Mork and Starman meet Terry Gilliam. At Fox Village: today only at 4:45, 7:20, 9:50. FREEJACK Emilio Estevez is projected into the year 2009 and pursued by evil bounty hunter Mick Jagger. Scary stuff. Co-stars Best Actor Anthony Hopkins. At Briarwood: 10:15, 12:20, 2:30,4:45, 7:15, 9:30, 11:30; at Showcase: 12:20, 2:35, 5, S:25, 9:45, 11:55. GRAND CANYON When ambition falls short, the result is a pretentious dog. Starring a bearded Steve Martin. At Briarwood: 10, 1, 4, 7, 9:40, 12; at Showcase: 1:05, 3:45, 7:15, 10, 12:30. THE HAND THAT RoCss THE CRADLE Wayne State grad Ernie Hudson (yes, the Black Ghostbuster) stars with Rebecca DeMornay in a cheesy USC film school script about an evil nanny. Two years after being founded, Hollywood Pictures still hasn't made a good film. At Fox Village: today only at 12, 2:15, 5, 7:15, 9:45; at Briarwood: starting tomorrow at 10, 12:10, 2:30, 4:45, 7:30, 9:45, 11:50; at * Showcase: 12:35, 2:55, 5:05, 7:35, 9:55, 12:10. Hook Even Dustin and Robby can't overcome the lousy sets and weak plot of this lame fantasy from the director of The Goonies. What a drag it is gettin' old... At Briarwood: 10:15, 1, 4, 7, 9:40, 12; at Showcase: 1, 4:30, 7:15, 9:45, 12:15. JFK More subversive liberal propaganda from that commie bastard Oliver Snow, er, Stone, and a serious contender for the Best Supporting Cast of the Decade, featuring Gary Oldman, Donald Sutherland, Walter Matthau, Joe Pesci, John Candy, Tommy Lee Jones, Kevin Bacon and Big Ed Asner (who pistol whips poor Jack Lemmon in the first ten minutes of the film). At Briarwood: 12, 3:35, 7:15, 1r:45; at Showcase: 12, 3:30, 7:20, 10:45 (Fri/Sat only). JUCE Spike Lee's acclaimed cinematographer Ernest Dickerson does the trite thing in his directorial debut, a cliched coming of age story set in Harlem with lots of cool DJ scenes. Boyz N the Hood 2: Electric Boogaloo? See for yourself (just bring Scan of Mace). At Showcase: 1, 3, 5, 7:30, 9:40, 12. KWFS Christian Slater is a loose cannon forced to grow up when he inherits a private police force. Ooomph! Oscar sez, "Lock me up and throw away the key!" At Fox Village: today only at 12, 2, 4:45, 7, 9:30; at Briarwood: starting tomorrow at 10:15, 2:45, 7:30; at Showcase: 12:10, 2:30, 4:45, 7:35, 10:10, 12:15. THE LAST Bon ScouT Bruce Willis and Damon Wayans, together at last. This buddy movie thing has gone way too far, but good for some brainless thrills. At Showcase: today only at 12:20, 2:40, 4:55, 7:30, 9:50, 12:05, and starting tomorrow at 2:50, 10:05, 12:20. LffTLE MAN TATE Jodie Foster's heartstring-yankin' debut, about a boy genius who has lots of deep thoughts. At Fox Village: starting tomorrow at 5, 7, 9:30. M Gm. Macaulay buys it! We've got sunshine! What more do you want for your entertainment dollar? At Showcase: today only at 12, 4:30, 7:20. THE PamicE OF TIDES Barbra Streisand's latest directorial effort, an adaptation of tie Pat Conroy novel. We're sure everybody who's read the novel will love her adaptation. But we think it's pretty cool. And can that Nick Nolte act! At the Ann Arbor 1 & 2: 11:50, 2:15, 4:45, 7:20, 9:50; at Showcase: 12:05, 4:15, 7:10, 9:55, 12:20. Roacv HonRRo PCTURE SHOw It was better than Cats. I'll see it again and again. At Briarwood: Fri & Sat only at 11:30. Rus" Jason Patric and Jennifer Jason Leigh star as undercover drug warriors who find out the joy of putting a spike into your vein. Gregg Allman co-stars as a Alternative rockers The Snapdragons play the Blind Pig Saturday. F R I D A Y CHAMBER CONCERT Museum Chamber Strings with Kimcherie Lloyd and oboist Harry Sargous, Museum of Art, 8 p.m., $10 at the door, students with ID $5, 747- 0521 CLUMPS hard rock, Cross Street, 485-5050 FACULTY RECITAL Lynne Aspnes, harp with John Wickey, harp, Recital Hall, 8 p.m., 763-4726 HANmBALs East Lansing rock, Rick's, 996-2747 MONSTERS OF A CAPPELLA The Harmonettes, the Friars, and Amazin' Blue, Rackham Aud., $5, 8 p.m., 763-TKTS. JOHm MĀ±EIuNCAMP real rocker, Palace of Auburn Hills, 377-0100. THE SHERMAN MrrCHELL QUARTET jazz, Michigan Theater, free, 668-8397 S A T U R D A Y ASSEMBLY REQUIRED/SNAPDRAGONS classic rock/alternative rock, Blind Pig, 996-8555 GEORGE BEDARD AND THE KINGPINS blues, Rick's, 996-2747 JUDY CARMICHAEL Jazz pianist, Kerrytown Concert House, $15, $10, $5 students, 8 p.m., 769-2999 FIFTEENTH ANNUAL FOLK FESTIVAL folk, Hill Auditorium, 763-TKTS JOHN MELLENCAMP midwestern rock, Palace of Auburn Hills, 377-0100 MICHALA PETRI AND KAZUHITO YAMASHITA Recorder and guitar performance, Rackham Auditorium, 8 p.m., 764-2538 SOUTHGOING ZAK local rock, Cross Street, 485-5050 S U N D A Y CHAMBER MUSIC Piano, clarinet and viola, Kerrytown Concert House, $12, $8, $5, 769-2999 GARY DETLEF'S BLUES OPEN MIKE blues, Blind Pig, 996-8555 MICHIGAN CHAMBER PLAYERS Works by Telemann and Beethoven, Recital Hall, 8 p.m., 763-4726. MOZART PIANO COMPETITION Thirteen pianists compete for prizes, Recital Hall, 1 p.m. M O N D A Y SKYLEs BAND classic rock, Rick's, 996-2747 T U E S D A Y SCOTT STRONG jazz guitar, Ashley's, 10 p.m., 996-9191 THE SLEEPSTACKS/SINATRAS rock, Blind Pig, 996-8555 UNIVERSITY SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA AND PHILHARMONIC Brahms, Ravel and Mozart, to name a few, Hill Aud., 8 p.m., 763-4726 YMI rock, Rick's, 996-2747 W E D N E S D A Y Al Pacino stars in And Justice For All.., and not Scarface. S U N D A Y FROM MAO TO MOZART: IsAAC STERN W CHINA (1984) See the Academy Award-winning documentary, then check out Big Isaac live on Thursday! MLB 4 3:00 STRANGERs IN GOOD COMPANY (1991) See Friday. Mich Th 3:30 THE WORLD WITHIN: C.J. JUNG IN HIS OwN WORDS (1991) Stimulat- ing documentary about the famous psychoanalyst. No shit. Mich Th 5:45 CITY OF HOPE (1991) See Saturday. Mich Th 7:30 M O N D A Y STRANGERS IN GOOD COMPANY (1991) See Friday. Mich Th 7:00 THE WORLD WITHIN: C.J. JUNG IN His OwN WORDS (1991) See Sunday. Mich Th 9:10 T U E S D A Y TUESDAYm The Friars at Monsters of A Cappella, Friday at Rackham. A PICTURE OF OSCAR WILDE See Thursday. ICE CARVING WinterFest '92, Michigan State Fairgrounds, competition begins at 4 p.m., (313) 596-3260. MORE FUN THAN BOwLNG See Thursday. S A T U R D A Y AN EVENING WITH PABLO AND MS FRieDs Art, music, drama, and dance performances celebrate the University Museum of Art Picasso opening, along with a tapas and wine reception. Open to Friends of the Museum only; student memberships (year-long) can be purchased at the door for $15 withstudent ID, 5-7 p.m.,for more info call 747-2064. BETTER ALL THE TIME See Thurs- day. BRIGHTON BEACH MEMOIRS See Thursday. A PICTURE OF OSCAR WILDE See Thursday. HANDs-ON-MUsEUM Grab a child and find out about turtles, your heart, and what happens to a hamburger. $10 per workshop (includes participation, and hamburgers for the digestive session), 10 a.m., 995-5439. JOE'S BIRTHDAY BASH! Annual benefit for the Performance Network featuring a live music danceparty with Big Dave and the Ultrasonics and Janus Sextet. 10 p.m., $5 at the door. 663- 0681. MORE FUN TiAN Bowiuk See Thursday. S U N D A Y A PICTURE OF OsCAR WILDE See Thursday. MORE FUN THAN BOWLING See Thursday. M O N D A Y WORKs OF MARTHA GRAAM Lecture and demonstration of Graham's work, "Diversion of Angels", Power Center, 8 p.m., 763-5460. ALEX CHILTOM rock, Blind Pig, 996-8555 JOHN E. LAWRENCE jazz, Ashley's, 996-9191 THIRD ESTATE rock, Rick's, 996-2747 y:.. $ bF @%Y Y .. 'n:,..>X .vcx.i#:rk. .r'.,:i..;sEx$