Page 8-The Michigan Daily- Tuesday, January 21, 1992 Fluff is stuff of Martin 'S Bride A less sophisticated remake of Minnelli's classic has tightwad Steve Martin acting grimacingly cute. Father of the Bride dir. Charles Shyer 1 After a gratuitous cameo in Star Trek VI, cute little Christian Slater is back to annoy us again, along with M Jovovich, "a sixteen year old flawless beauty." Together, they do bad parodies of several films in Kuffs. Slater is no Fer Kuffs dir. Bruce A. Evans by Sarah Weidman Bad is not an appropriate word to describe Kuffs, the new Christian Slater film. Predictable, boring, un- eventful and outright lame serve the purpose much bet- ter. Slater plays George Kuffs, a 21-year-old high school dropout thrown into the San Francisco Patrol Special when his older brother Brad (Bruce Boxleitner) is murdered. Brad patrols a district he owns and, upon his death, he leaves it to his immature, irresponsible little brother. Unsurprisingly, Kuffs vows to avenge his brother's death. The movie then begins its monotonous and irritating course. The film abounds with cheesy incidents, too many to mention. The opening scene is a privileged view into the life of Kuffs and his girlfriend Maya (Milla Jovovich), as they dance around his apartment to "The Future's So Bright I Gotta Wear Shades," wearing only sunglasses and underwear. It's a sadly ineffective ef- fort to recreate the well-known Risky Business scene. Kuffs' way-too-cool and full-of-attitude addresses rls, but he tries to the camera are distracting, unnecessary and all too frequent. He has a habit of turning to the audience with his head cocked oh-so-slightly to show off a bad-boy expression and mutter in that famous Slater drawl his shallow and contrived reflections. Unlike Ferris Bueller's endearing speeches delivered directly to us, Slater's monologues serve only to further inflate his self-absorbed persona. All of the actors are unsuccessful in pulling off be- lievable relationships. The only working interaction in this movie is the one between Kuffs and Thunder, the police dog. The blame can't all fall on the actors, though - many of the problems in the movie stem from the writers' (Bruce A. Evans and Raynold Gideon) unsuccessful attempts to be humorous. If the script had a bit more wit and creativity, the actors may have been able to pull it off. This isn't to say that no one will enjoy Kuffs. The four 12-year-old girls (obviously Slater fans, judging by their oohs and ahhs) who were in the theater with me laughed at various points in the film. But apart from the engaging location shots of San Francisco, Kuffs has little to offer beyond a slow plot and inade- quate performances. KUFFS is playing at Fox Village and Showcase. by Jen Bilik Father of the Bride is one of those movies we always wish were more plentiful at the video store - a movie that is fluffy, funny and es- capist without taxing the couch- ridden brain unnecessarily. No one will try to argue Bride 's way into a pantheon, but the film is amusing and lighthearted nonethe- less, a world in which people are beautiful (but not too beautiful) and happy (but with enough prob- lems to propel the plot). And it goes great with popcorn. A remake of Vincent Minnelli's 1950 film starring Spencer Tracy and Elizabeth Taylor, Father of the Bride stars Steve Martin in the reprise of Tracy's paternal role and newcomer Kimberly Williams as his daughter, Annie. As George Banks, Martin is funny as usual, but because his per- formance is always geared toward making a joke, his part lacks depth. Williams steals the show here; she is positively delightful, if some- what self-consciously so. The movie opens as Annie comes home from a semester abroad, about to drop a bomb. She's met the man she will marry to the tune of a fifty-thousand dollar wedding. Oedipal crisis in motion, the rest of the movie chronicles daddy George's resistance to the fact that little Annie no longer holds him at the center of her universe. He's got an easy scapegoat by which to vent his fatherly angst, however: for some reason, he balks at the idea of spending what could buy a Mid- western house on Annie's wedding. He milks his sex-sublimated-into- i money resistance for all it's worth. As the wheels are set in motion for Annie's final break from the ideal family unit (dad manufactures athletic shoes in a tres chic factory, drives an old British sports car, all live in a cute California community where everybody's white and things never change), numerous vignettes, both humorous and poignant, pre- sent themselves for Martin's ex- ploitation. Father of the Bride isn't, how- ever, plagued by Martin's usual problem: a contrived and incoherent plot held together by the requisite jokes that showcase his comic prowess. The film is continuous and fluid, in part due to the unusually muted demands of Martin's role. This character fits into the world of Parenthood rather than The Jerk. Diane Keaton appears as an en- dearing and perfect mom, excited about Annie's announcement as George is repulsed. She understands that a wedding must be "the happi- est day of a girl's life" and there- fore cost twice the annual salary of the average autoworker. One of the Culkin clan comes in as Annie's brother, a cute bundle of reactions for Annie's straight-faced love antics. And Martin Short reprises his seen-before foreign ho- mosexual role as the "wedding planner" whose accented dialogue can be understood by everybody but Dad. As usual, Short is hilarious, but a bit overdone in a questionable caricature. One can guess most of the nuptial situations which the movie will lampoon: meeting the in-laws, directing the parking attendants, etc., but they're done in comic earnest and they convince. Father of the Bride is filled with moments both funny and heart- warming. Even if the film is totally fluffy, it's the kind of fluff that a bad mood and lots of snow demands. It hearkens back to '40s comedies (but with much less sophistication) when beautiful, good people and happy endings were par for the course. FATHER OF THE BRIDE is playing at Showcase and Ann Arbor 1 & 2. Franc (Martin Short) persuades the reluctant George Banks (Steve Martin) to sell one of his kidneys so Annie can afford a decent DJ at her reception. 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