ARTS The Michigan Daily Monday, December 9, 1991 Page 5 Wild 'n' crazy guy ... matures? Ex-Jerk Steve Martin looks for serious success with two new films { by Michael John Wilson Yet instead of making us long come to a completely dramatic role, remember driving to the theater for the days of King Tut, Martin's Although he says playing such a thinking, 'There are two laughs in it, ORLANDO - The Jerk has fi- comedy background actually en- part is "not a primary goal," he there's this, and there's that. Two - nally become somebody. With two hances his current seriousness. The thinks it will happen, "... and I did it no maybe one.' And the movie starts new films this holiday season, fact that we've seen him juggle cats a little bit in Grand Canyon." and you're into it for two minutes, w Father of the Bride and Grand makes his mature characters look re- It's a road toward which he's and the audience is with it. They're Canyon, Steve Martin plainly re- strained, underplayed and disarm- been heading for many years now, into the story for some reason." minds us that he's not just a funny ingly honest in comparison. In with his performances in the roman- Possibly his most personal pro- comedian who makes movies (cf. Father, for instance, there are plenty tic comedies All of Me, Roxanne ject to date was last year's L.A. Martin Short) - he's a first-rate of hilarious scenes that only Steve and, most recently, L.A. Story. Story, which he wrote and co-execu- comic actor. Martin could do, like a Tom Jones Martin isn't, however, driven by any tive produced. The film is a love Father of the Bride is a remake of spoof in a tiny tux. Yet what stands lifelong Streisandesque obsession to poem to his home of Los Angeles in Vincente Minnelli's 1956 comedy out just as much are the sober, natu- win a Best Actor Oscar. He's simply the same vein (though nowhere as about a father who won't let go of ral moments of family life which grown older. The move away from effective) as Woody Allen's his daughter. Reminded in a recent Martin's honest performance pre- roles like The Man With Two Manhattan. But unlike Woody, who interview that he's played a father vents from turning sappy. His per- Brains was, at first, "very con- now belittles his true comic genius '. . before in Parenthood, the 46 year- formance is so truthful, so sincere, scious," Martin says. with a desire to make a significant old Martin moans, "Next it'll be Ingmar Bergman film, Martin's not grandfather. But it is kind of a se- 'When I first did Roxanne, and we had never about to forget his comic roots. quel - it's like the kids are shown it to anyone, I remember driving to the He's not dying to play a dramatic grown." In both cases, Martin cor-anoeIrm mbrd vigt th rectly notes, " a think the role is theater thinking, "There are two laughs in it, role, and he isn't consciously trying rety noeItik(th r ) s to become a respected actor. particularly suited to me, to what I there's this, and there's that. Two - no On the other hand, however, we. do, which is comedic drama. Or maybe one"' -Steve Martin won't exactly be seeing The Jerk I maybe what I do now. It's not what anytime soon. "It's too late for I did before." that it brings to mind the actor who "When I left stand-up comedy, I that," he says. "Actually, about Words like "comedic" (which he originally played the Father of the left forever," he continues. "But three years ago I wrote The Jerk pretentiously pronounced to rhyme Bride: the great Spencer Tracy. where I ended up in movies is not Part Two. And I had a great fifty with "medic") are far removed Martin calls his other holiday conscious at all. It just happened. As pages ... but you need a hundred." Comic genius Steve Martin, here shown in a scene from the classic The from the vocabulary of the wild and film, Grand Canyon, "a very dra- you get older and more experienced, Martin doesn't feel any pressurc Man With Two Brains, wants to become a serious actor. crazy guy we once loved so much. In matic movie." Billed as Lawrence you choose different things." to return to his wacky Dead Men person, too, Martin is not "on." Kasdan's Big Chill for the '90s, the He says that Roxanne, for in- Don't Wear Plaid days. "My most work or they don't. They're funny the merging of the hilarious and the Genial, open and quietly impressive film is another kind of L.A. Story. stance, was his "scariest" role, be- successful films have been more se- or they're not. It's very hard, for a emotional. And that's what's in his dark green suit and white hair, Martin stars (along with Kevin cause "you're wearing a big nose, rious, or more emotional, I should film like Dirty Rotten Scoundrels achieved in both of his new films. Martin even displays the intellec- Kline, Mary McDonnell and Danny and you don't know if anybody say, like Parenthood," he explains. ... it's a funny comedy. But it He also maintains that he's not tual side we had hints of in his phi- Glover) as one of six people who thinks you're an idiot... "So I'don't feel any kind of pressure doesn't have a heart of gold, it searching for the perfect role. "No, losophy one-liners ("I studied the tries to find meaning in the brutal- "When I first did Roxanne, and at all. I feel the hardest thing to doesn't have deep emotions." To I haven't thought of that," he says. great ones ... So-crates.") ity of the city. It's the closest he's we had never shown it to anyone, I pull off, actually, is a comedy. They Martin, "perfection in comedy" is See JERK, Page 7 a' Theater review Marat/Sade a perverse pleasure __R The haunting story of activist Jean- Paul Marat's ,N murder is eloquently played out by grimy inmates Mr. Spock Leonard Nimoy) has spawned a Vulcan fashion trend. Ex-mannequin Kim Cattrall is trying out the latest look in ear cartilage. Now available at a "cosmetic" surgeon near you, you can get these nifty implants in a package deal with a tummy tuck and face-lift. Goody! Scotty, beam us out already! Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country dir. Nicholas Meyer by Brent Edwards Ever since Star Trek IV, it became apparent to follow- ers of the movie series that all of the odd-numbered Trek films were horrible, while the even-numbered films were great. While Star Trek V continued to sup- port this theory, rules such as this usually never last. ("No one has ever run back two kickoffs for touch- downs against Michigan"; "Film adaptations are never as good as the book.") But it is with satisfaction that the latest and last offering, Star Trek VI: The Undis- covered Country, joins the ranks of the other even- numbered films. The Star Trek films are made to appeal to fans of the old series - no one who didn't like the series is ex- pected to like the films - and what Star Trek fans want is a movie that is as good as the better Trek episodes and doesn't embarrass the audience (see the fireside singing in Star Trek V to experience such agony). The premise behind Star Trek VI is that the Klingon Empire is dying due to the explosion of their primary moon, and the Klingons have decided to make peace with the Federation rather than die out. The intrepid crew of the Enterprise, just three months away from forced retirement, is given their last mission: to escort the Klingon Chancellor and prime peace proponent to a Federation base for negotiations. As you might suspect, trouble occurs when a saboteur takes action, and it doesn't involve tribbles. While the story in VI seems to be politically cor- rect, just as IV's was environmentally correct, The Undiscovered Country is fundamentally a combination of classic episode elements: fighting space battles, sav- ing Kirk from an alien planet, finding the on-board in- filtrator, overcoming Kirk's nemesis, and saving the universe from destruction. Familiarity is also an important element to fans, however, since much of the appeal of Star Trek is in the characters and their familiar personalities. Star Trek VI delivers in more than enough ways to satisfy any fan. Kirk kisses an alien woman! Kirk gets in a fist-fight, not only with an alien, but with a duplicate of himself (thankfully, with his shirt on). Kirk and McCoy are taken prisoner on an alien planet. Spock does the Vul- can mind-meld. Chekhov claims that a classic story is actually Russian. The only thing missing is Scotty complaining that the engines "canno' take it much longer." Star Trek VI is most similar to Star Trek II, which See TREK, Page 7 Marat/Sade Power Center December 8, 1991 "These poor souls offer themselves up for your diversion. Is that not the pinnacle of perversion?" -Marquis de Sade, Marat/Sade Women tore at their hair. One clutched a sooty doll to her bosom. Guards with blood smeared over their chests stood next to nuns. Maybe the perversion lay here, Marquis de Sade, or maybe your of- fering of a play in an asylum in France, with inmates for a cast, was the ultimate perverse and burnt of- fering. The University Player's produc- tion of Peter Weiss' masterpiece, The Persecution and Assassination of Jean-Paul Marat as Performed by the Inmates of the Asylum of Charenton under the Direction of the Marquis de Sade, was both hauntingly grotesque and beautiful. Powerfully drawn and force- fully presented, Marat/Sade has to be among the best performances the University Players have ever pre- sented. The character of de Sade, also an CHANNELZ Aren't you just sick and fucking tired of pretentious, foul-mouthed Daily Arts staffers reminding you of how un-hip you are to the latest sub-alternative musical trends? Well, then check out the 1991 Billboard Music Awards (8 p.m., Detroit Channel 50),which gives credit to consumer, not critical,1 faves. Artists set to appear include Genesis, LL Cool J, Color Me Badd, John Mellencamp, R.E.M., Mariah Carey, Richard Marx, Bryan Adams and, of course, the mighty Garth Brooks. inmate at the Asylum, has written a play for his fellow inmates focus- ing on the life of the French peo- ple's martyr, Marat, who ends up murdered at the hands of.Charlotte Corday while bathing. The inmates portray the people of France who, aggrieved by the death of their pur- ported savior, rally around his tub where he is being bathed by his mis- tress. The most breathtaking perfor- mance was delivered by Juliet Kerr; Marat/Sade has to be among the best performances the University Players have ever presented portraying an inmate who plays Marat's mistress, Simonne Evrard. Her movements, her voice and every controllable nuance of her being was utilized to perfection; the char- acter's twitching and noticeable psychosis never slackened. Kerr gave us a woman struggling to control her own body in order to portray the character de Sade has cast her to be. Aaron Williams, as de Sade, was ruthless and cunning -the lover of blood and it's inherent misery. Williams so aptly and eerily por- trayed the original sadist that if one were to encounter him on the street, s/he might run screaming in the other direction. Other noteworthy performances were delivered by Amy Heath (as the inmate playing Corday), whose voice of liquid gold enhanced her lovely, yet disturbing, portrayal; Jeffrey T. Crisope as the believably sex-starved inmate Duperret; and Mark Willett as the Herald. Wil- lett had an awesome capacity for stealing the show, delighting the audience with his command of the rhymed verse that comprised his part. Less believable was Steven E. Memran's portrayal of Marat. While his invectives shook the the- ater with their strength of convic- tion, he let the audience forget about the sores and rashes that restricted him to the bathtub in which he re- mained throughout the play. Visiting director Lewis Palter obviously knew what he was doing, taking Marat's advice. "The impor- tant thing is to pick yourself up by the hair, turn yourself inside out and see the world with fresh eyes." -Caroline Gordon I I ANNW A RORI1 U 2 5TH AVE. AT UBERY 764700 r-- $ 3'OO DALYSHOWSIBEFORE 6PM 3.00--ESREMNUARM STUDENTWITH I.D.53.5 Black Robe m, An Angel At My Table ,Ri Combo Coupon! Present this coupon when r purchasing a large popcorn and receive one IR j \ re ra rn Swamp Terrorists Nightmare Factory Studio As always, there are bands that produce brilliant innovative music, and there are those that trail behind the former's tracks. The Swiss two- sounds are patterned in the same old dance beat, and this over-used raspy, clogged-up-throat thing that is sup- posed to chill, ends up annoying. The first song, "Nightmare," starts out with a catchy, hammering, gunfire-style beat. Maramba-like with a girl and his desire to haunt her: "I want your love/ I want your soul/ I want your sex/ I want you/ I'm your nightmare." These words are extremely over-used cheese, heard in everything from George Michael to Dead or Alive. The third H. chants "Truth or Dare!". he sounds like he is introducing a game show for vampires. "Girl the Truth" sticks in little snippets of recordings from the me- dia and from other songs, including, quite heavily, the infamous Milli MITCHELL PHOTOGRAPHY Holiday (Special GLAMOUR