The Michigan Daily- Wednesday, December 4, 1991 - Page 7
Ding dong, Macaulay's dead
dir. Howard Zieff
by Aaron Hamburger
tion her father pays to Shelley.
There's been a lot of talk about
the controversial death of a certain
young and bankably adorable charac-
ter in the film. The real problem
with this death is not that it occurs,
but that there is no logical reason
for it to occur in the context of the
screenplay. It seems like the
His body is a palace
What do Daryl Hall and John Oates and the Pointer Sisters have in
common? Not much, except that for some reason they all sing back-
ups on "Scattered," which lies somewhere in the reggae vein of Taj
Mahal's latest album, Like Never Before. (Dr. John is also here and
there on the record, laying down piano-tinkering blues under reggae-
R&B.) It's all another day in the life of the eclectic whirlwind that spins
into the Ark tonight. Taj brings a "River of Love" ("achin' for her love")
and "A Giant Step" ("Oh, come with me, leave your yesterday's be-
hind"), but also a reborn angry side, as in "Don't Call Us": "I heard you
fell from grace/ tumbled from your throne/ How does it feel now to be
left alone?/ Now you need somebody who'll be helpin' you/ ... Don't call
us, we'll call you." So don't worry about the big-name faces not being
here tonight, because in Taj's world, they're transformed into expres-
sions of his one-and-only blend anyway. Maybe he's an anticipatory
postmodernist, but he was mixing rock, jazz, calypso, reggae, folk and
traditional Appalachian musics before "world music" exploded as the
new cultural domination scheme. Maybe that would also explain how
he thought to name himself after a big of' building somewhere ("Hi, my
name is Washington Monument..."). Way ahead of his time. That's
leadership. It's also great music, so check it out. Taj Mahal plays two
shows tonight, at 7:30 p.m. and 9 p.m., at the Ark. Tickets for each
show are $12.50 in advance (plus evil service charge).
In 1983, Terms of Endearment
made $100 million. Since then,
Hollywood has launched several
pale imitations, hoping to repeat the
box office success enjoyed by
Endearment. Thus, the dramedy, or
dramatic comedy, genre was born.
The dramedy has given us some
of Hollywood's lamest turkeys, in-
cluding See You in the Morning and
Paradise. The latest movie to join
the ranks of these illustrious mis-
fires is My Girl.
Like most dramedies, My Girl
lacks a conventional plot. Instead,
the movie consists of a series of
scenes, punctuated by a few con-
trived events, that are supposed to
add up to something. The screen-
writer seems to think he's being
subtle, but actually, the movie is
about as subtle as one of those old
tearjerkers from the '30s starring
Vada (Anna Chlumsky), the Girl
of the title, is a lonely 11-year old
who has trouble dealing with death.
Vada's mother died in childbirth,
and her father (Dan Aykroyd), who
runs a mortuary, has been "sad" ever
Vada is simultaneously in love
with her English teacher and her
next-door neighbor/best friend
(Macaulay Culkin). Suddenly, a
free-spirited makeup artist named
Shelley (Jamie Lee Curtis) waltzes
into Vada's father's funeral parlor
and shakes up their lives. Shelley
falls for Vada's dad, whom the
script portrays as a depressed moron
who "used to be funny." And, of
course, Vada is jealous of the atten-
Miss Daisy. He quietly reveals his
character's inability to deal with his
But the best performance of the
film is that of Culkin. Every line he
utters gains weight from his natu-
ral, childlike inflection. Culkin's
ease contrasts sharply with the
forced "movie kid" performance of
The uninspired direction of Ho-
ward Zieff (Private Benjamin) fails
to smooth out the script's de-
ficiencies. Zieff tries to hide the
movie's phoniness in artificial
small town flavor and '70s nostal-
gia. He should have spent more time
rewriting the script and less time
finding bell-bottom jeans for his ac-
tors to wear.
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same in New York," Heidorn says.
"But if you're down and you ain't
got a job or whatever ... you cer-
tainly could feel the same way in
New York and be depressed. So I
don't know what the big deal is
about where you're from, but I
think it does matter in our music. I
just don't know how. I think that's
where our country edge comes in,
but I'm not sure. That's just what I
think. I just play the drums. I don't
UNCLE TUPELO plays tonight at
the Blind Pig. Cover is $S, and
doors open at the usual time.
MY GIRL is playing at Showcase.
SAVE THE LP!
screenwriter got so involved with
the love story subplot between
Shelley and Vada's father that he * MUTI CLORsPECILIST
needed some vehicle to steer the"MUTCO RSP IASS
movie back to its theme of Death. "ARTIST ON STAFF
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a small-scale nuclear war. Mascis'
lone, wavering voice struggles to be
heard above the storm, emitting
more passion and emotion than a
dozen cheesy metal ballads a Ia Skid
Row or Tesla combined. The song
grows like a mutant plant from a
bad 1950s horror movie, finally col-
lapsing under it's own weight in a
wailing, messy guitar solo.
Thank God (Thank Bob?) for
bands like Dino Jr., and records such
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