0 0 Continued from page 5 they're written in the studio is really kind of a drag. It's not like we don't play the same arrangements, 'cause we work really hard on arrangements.... We've started to find this weird new esoteric ground, we can stretch what we do, we stretch parts out - you just have to see it, you know? A lot of people seem to think that we're much better live than we are on record. I would completely disagree, but there's a definite energy that we go for that we probably haven't managed to capture on record. I think on the next record we'll try capture some more of that energy. The band before the album was not all the way together. I managed to pull together this idea of a band on Gish in a way that the band really didn't represent at the time. Once the album was solidified, the band kind of caught up with that as a band. I'm not just saying 'me,' I was over here and the band was over there, but as a collective unit.... JR: Have you ever opened for the Red Hot Chili Peppers before? BC: No, not before this tour. JR: Are they cool to work with? BC: They're really, really nice guys. People concentrate on certain elements, which is not to say that the Chili Peppers aren't crazy, but it doesn't mean they're not human beings. You sit down to dinner with them, y'know, and it's not like they shove food in our faces or anything. You're not the only person to ask that - their public perception is probably a lot more crazy than they really are. JR: I meant, is touring with them in particular, good? BC: Well, I'll tell you what, this has nothing to do with the Red Hot Chili Peppers, but touring in front of a humongous band, like, they are a humongous band - it's really strange. Not so much because it's not your gig, but like you play these humongous places, with this humongous crowd of people, and like, it's really weird. To have come from clubs where you've got 50 people, and if they get bored they're just going to go the bar and drink, that's a different kind of tension, than 4000 16-year-olds who are in their seats. I'm not so sure that I like it... that if the Pumpkins are ever in the position that a lot of bands are in where they can play these size places, that I would want to do that. I think I would rather keep it smaller, because there's something that gets lost in the translation. Yeah, you're reaching more people, yeah, you're definitely making more money. JR: That's true. BC: It's kind of like my philosophy about fucking. Y'know, if you're just gonna fuck to fuck, you're wasting your time. If you're looking for something greater and deeper, then it's probably worth it. And that's kind of how I feel about rock. Y'know. Why do the dance unless it's gonna be amazing? And a lot of these places are so big, and they're fuckin' hockey rinks 'n stuff. You wonder sometimes, why bother. Yah, maybe this kid that's never seen a concert is gonna find something in it. But I don't know, maybe it's like I know too much. Maybe my knowledge of the world is past the point where it's like I can appreciate the simplicity of playing in front of a huge crowd. JR: Do you have any new album coming out soon? I've heard you play lots of new material in concert. BC: Yeah (laughing), we're getting known for that. We'll probably play 50 percent songs nobody ever heard. Tentatively, we're gonna be going back into the studio with Butch in June, maybe. Which means our next album probably wouldn't be out till, um, October. But that may even be too early. I have literally about two-thirds of an 1 S- Br\1 iodAiu ,He Allpc rt , Boo Jovi 1 Eric Chlo Df ppL it i*Melissa Ethui gc # For Tlo r-- N- C,- IS PROUD TO FEATURE: bItsxtsrI e T psa '-U C- DISTRIBUTED BY album written. But I'm not so sure it's the kind of album that I want. There's a natural flow of things that come out of you - it doesn't mean you like 'em all. JR: You could look back on a song you wrote later and say, "That was total shit." BC: I used to feel that way about a lot of songs I wrote, but I kind of passed a point in my head where I really don't feel that what I do anymore is shit. I've done this too long, you know? And you know how to concentrate on what's important. It just becomes a matter of like, every picture you draw is not going to be a beautiful wonderful picture, and you just have to accept that. Just because I have 10 songs doesn't mean it's time to cut another album. I also think - and Gish points this out to a certain extent- albums that say something as a collective whole, as opposed to 10 songs that you've collected. Until I find those 10 or 12 songs that fit together like pieces of a puzzle, then there won't be an album. JR: Do you have any favorite instruments you like playing, or favorite brand of guitar? BC: Well, I actually own 10 guitars now. We're getting into the insane stupid category. My main guitar is a Strat - I don't like new Strats, and I don't like pretty much anything Fender's made from the late '70s on.... So those are the main kind of guitars I play. I'm constantly going through guitars. My guitar setup right now is really ridiculous... I don't use a lot of chorusing effects, or pitch-change, it's mostly just fucking overdrive, in your face. JR: Is there anything else you particularly like doing, besides playing? BC: (laughing) That's a funny question. Just reading, really. It's kind of a sick thought, but my whole being is pretty much consumed with the idea of what I do. JR: That's an acceptable sick thought. BC: You know, I don't have to work anymore, so my job is to be myself. The better I am of myself, the better, hopefully this translates into better music. There's no greater pleasure in my life than writing great music. It's just something about writing music, the actual process of creation that's really beautiful. All the things that go with it are kind of secondary... I could go on, I'm just full of fucking weird ideas... When I see something that really moves me, it doesn't make me want to do the same thing, but it makes me want to do something. It makes me realize that there's more than TV, food - and rent. by Daniel Poux Thanksgiving: gathering around the dining room table with your family to enjoy a delicious home-cooked meal as you try to wind down from three long months of school. All of us are looking forward to it; many people have been silently counting down the days until they can fly home to their parents, pets, and parties with high school friends. You don't have to wait until you're home for the Turkey Day festivities to begin. You and your friends can throw an outstanding Thanksgiving dinner party before you go home for the holidays. All it takes is some planning and creativity. For some reason, many college students are scared of dinner parties. They are willing to let hundreds of complete strangers into their homes to drink cheap beer and throw up on their carpeting, but the idea of inviting a few of their closest friends over for a fancy meal is out of the question. It's not that big of a deal. In fact, it's probably just as cheap and easy as a conventional party - especially the post-party clean up. I'm taking care of the hardest part, by giving you all of my family secrets for the traditional Thanks- giving dishes. If you want to try p FORTH% Andrew Levy * Daniel Poux "Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them" -Samuel &tle Notebooks (1912) something different, I'm also going to highlight some non- traditional entree ideas. Take five minutes to jot down an invitation list, and read on. First, the classic dilemma I have dealt with in each of my columns: are you expecting any vegetarians at your party, and, if so, are you going to feed them anything besides celery sticks and mashed potatoes? Included is a recipe for tofu pot pie, gleaned from the November newsletter from the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA). The recipe is somewhat complicated - you have to make the pie crust yourself - but it tastes delicious, according to Robin Walker, Vegetarian Cam- paign Coordinator at PETA's Washington, D.C. office. You might want to give this recipe to your vegetarian guests, and suggest they make it. That way, if it turns out less than appetizing, we can make fun of them in next year's Thanksgiving column. Another nice touch for your vegetarian guests would be to make two batches of stuffing: one to go in the bird, and one mixed separately, with no animal prod- ucts. They'll really dig that. With those picky eaters out of the way, I can proceed to the second major decision: are you going to cook everything yourself, or delegate responsibilities for some of the dishes to your guests? Unless you want to spend more than 24 hours in your kitchen and miss the entire party, I highly suggest you require each guest to bring a dish. Two or three guests should bring hors d'ouvres, one could bring a big batch of mashed potatoes, and someone should bring pumpkin pie and whipped cream. For those guests who live in the dormitories or are simply lacking in culinary talents, suggest that they bring some dinner rolls, a couple of bottles of soft drinks or wine (for those 21-and-over guests). If you don't have enough plates and silverware, or don't feel like doing the dishes, ask someone to bring disposables. This is the most important part If you effectively delegate the responsibility for dinner items, you can reduce your personal investment in both money and time, and make sure you don't spend the whole party stuck in the kitchen. A couple of important sugges- tions about the turkey. Size-wise, you want to buy a bird with about one pound of meat per person. Fresh turkeys are easier to work with, but frozen ones are usually less expensive, and you can save some money by buying a frozen one and letting it thaw - either by leaving it in the fridge for a few days, or setting it in the sink covered with cold (not hot) water for several hours. Turkeys should be cooked in a 3250 oven for several hours, depending on the weight of the bird. Consult the handy chart at the side for cooking length instructions. If you're putting stuffing inside the turkey, keep it in the oven for the maximum amount of time; it is extremely important that the inside of the bird stay hot long enough to kill any bacteria that has soaked into the stuffing from the turkey. You may want to play it safe and not stuff the bird. Most packaged turkeys come with fairly easy-to-understand directions for preparation. Follow them, and yours should turn out fairly well. One final question needs to be answered: what do you do with the leftovers? This was not a problem at my dinner party last year - the guests picked the bird to the bone. But, in case you do cook too much, I have included a great recipe for using the leftover turkey. Try the Uns 8 to 12 t 16 t 20 t Stuf 8 to 12t 16t 20 t -key or Tofu, ai Th-gVin- turkey and it altern sandw the ca leaves W( our TI tions. adjoin under those your f will bf friend Gc take lc paren partie See pc Thous $50o off the stove. 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Serves eight. mixti Eas low-fat Ps ofu EaT p This homemade recipe is less Eas PETA le and expensive than box mixes, and has M .-,, ytwoz Tc Ph olice 1 Robcrl PalIffi * oho McIlcnmp iK* ty ill *1Bob Mirlq #'Kiss' Rick Jha SPECIAL SAVINGS ON THESE TITLES CD $8.99 Cass $5.99 less fat and salt at only 140 calories per serving. 10 slices dense-textured white or whole wheat bread (you should include the crusts) 3 Tbsp. margarine 3 stalks celery 1 medium onion 2 Tbsp. dried parsley 2 cloves chopped garlic or 1/2 tsp. garlic powder 1/2 tsp. poultry seasoning 1 cup boiling water Chop the celery and onion into small cubes; mince the garlic. Melt the margarine in a two-quart pot, then add the celery, garlic and onion. Cook over low heat for five minutes. Meanwhile, cut the bread, including the crusts, into cubes. You should end up with about three cups. Add the parsley and poultry seasoning to the cooked vegetable mix and stir. Add boiling water to the vegetables, stir, bring to a boil and take the pot gravy 1 1/2 cups broth 1 Tbsp. margarine 3 Tbsp. flour 1/4 tsp. salt (optional) You can make the broth one of several ways: either using the drippings from the turkey - make sure you skim off the fat - or make a stock from the neck, giblets and the other mysterious pieces you removed from the turkey. Throw them in a small pot with about six cups of water and slowly boil the water off. After about half an hour, strain out all the big chunks of meat and you're ready to go. Melt the margarine over low heat; mix in the flour and salt with a fork. Heat and stir this mixture until it bubbles, and then add the broth slowly, stirring constantly. Cook over low heat, still stirring constantly, for at least 10 minutes. 1 half-baked, nine-inch pie crust (recipe follows) 1/4 cup flour 1 Tbsp. nutritional yeast flakes 1 tsp. salt 1 tsp, garlic powder 3 cups firm tofu, sliced into bite-sized pieces 2 Tbsp. vegetable oil 1 cup finely-chopped onion 1 cup chopped celery 1 cup sliced carrots Other vegetables as desired 2 cups Golden Gravy (recipe follows) Have pie crust ready. Combine flour, yeast flakes, salt, garlic powder and tofu in a paper bag (make sure there are no holes in the bag) and shake. In a frying pan, saut6 tofu mixture in oil until lightly browned. Add onion, celery, and carrots to the pan. When onions are soft, add other vegetables such as frozen peas, com, ruQI 1'1e crust 1 cup flour 1 /2 cup margarine 1 tsp. salt 1/2 cup ice water Mix flour, margarine, and salt together, adding water as needed. Separate dough into two balls. Roll one ball into a nine-inch pie shell. Bake for 10 to 15 minutes at 4000 for a half-baked pie shell. Roll other ball into top crust. Golden Gravy 1/4 cup flour 1/2 cup nutritional yeast flakes 1/3 cup oil or margarine 11/2 cups water 2 to 3 Tbsp. soy sauce or tamari Salt and pepper to taste TL 3 cu 1 cu 1/4 c 2 eg 1/2 d ress 1 Tb 1/4 6 let Mix toge mixI salt may mixt with on s Abo A _N N A R R MICHIGAN THEATER BUILDING -OPEN EVERY DAY- ..7 I . IIrr r ri iI (rg l i November 22, 1991 WEEKEND Page 6 Page 11 WEEKED a Noyem] 1 I i i