W 0 0 0 0 All I Want For Christmas (G) Leslie, what are you thinking? Comic genius Leslie Nielson stars in a children's movie about kids who try to reunite their divorced parents. (At Showcase: 12:15, 225, 4:30, 7:20, 9:20, 11:20; at Briarwood: 10:15, 12:30, 2:40, 4:50, 7:15, 9:30, 11:30) - . . . . . Billy Bathgate (R) Despite our hopes for another Hudson Hawk disaster, Hollywood's latest -problem film" is merely mediocre. (At Showcase: 12:25, 2:35, 4:45, 7:35, 9:55, 12:20; at Ann Arbor 1 & 2, sadly: 12:30, 2:40, 4:45, 7:10, 9:30) . . . . *.- The Butcher's Wife (PG-13) Michigander Jeff Daniels and a blonde Demi Moore star in a delightful supernatural romantic comedy; also with the great Mary Steenburgen. (At Showcase: 12:20, 3, 5:15, 7:30, 9:50, 11:55; at Briarwood: 10, 12:10, 2:20, 4:30, 7, 9:15) Curly Sue (PG) Unfortunately, Macaulay Culkin wanna-be Alisan Porter does not die at the end of this Home Alone ripoff.(At Showcase: 12:50, 2:50, 5:05, 7:35, 9:45, 11:45; at Briarwood: 10, 12, 2, 4:15, 7, 9, 11:15), Ernest Scared Stupid (PG) The fourth installment of the brilliant Ernest tetrology from Mr. Varney, about the accidental release of a treacherous troll on Halloween. Look for the Jim Varney career interview in an upcoming Daily... (At Showcase: 12, 4:40) . . . . . . The Fisher King (R) Director Terry Gilliam (Brazil) actually makes a hit film with this redemption drama featuring Robin Williams and Jeff Bridges. (At Briarwood: 10, 1, 4, 7, 9:45,12:05; at Showcase: 2:00, 7:20,10:00, 12:30) Frankie and Johnny (R) Michelle Pfeiffer and Al Pacino actually succeed in playing the world's best looking waitress and cook in a romantic comedy from Garry "Laverne's my sister" Marshall. (At Showcase: 12:10, 2:30, 4:50, 7:15, 9:40, 12:10; at Briarwood: 10, 12:15, 2:30, 4:45; 7:30, 9:50, 12) Highlander 2: The Quickening (R) Get Mulchedl Director Russell Mulcahy (Ricochet) is on a roll... he's got Sean Connery and Christopher Lambert back for the sequel to his '86 film about immortals. (At Showcase: 12:45, 2:55, 5:15, 7:40, 9:40, 11:50) House Party 2 (R) Unfortunately, the Hudlin brothers, who did the hilarious first part, have nothing to do with this sequel. (At Showcase: 12:30, 3, 425, 5:10, 7:50,10:05, 12:15; at Fox Village: 5 & 9:30) * . . - . -. Little Man Tate (PG) Jodie Foster's directorial debut is an unexceptional, sappy Hollywood drama about a 7- year-old genius caught between his dim mother and an evil psychologist. (At Showcase: 1, 3:10, 5:10, 7:15, 9:25, 11:35; at Briarwood: 10, 12, 2, 4:15, 7, 9, 11:15) *. -* . . . My Own Private Idaho (R) Yes, Keanu Reeves and River Phoenix can act. (At Ann Arbor 1 & 2: Sat/Sun/Tue: 12:30, 2:45, 5:00, 7:30, 920; all week: 5:00, 7:30, 9:30) Other People's Money (R) Unfunny, unsuccessful adaptation of an off- Broadway comedy hit starring Louie de Palma, er, Danny Devito and Penelope Ann Miller. (At Briarwood: 10:15, 12:30, 2:40, 4:45, 7:30, 9:40, 11:40; at Showcase: 12:40, 2:50, 5, 7:40, 9:45, 12:25) .. . . ,. . The People Under the Stairs (R) Director Wes (Nightmare on Elm Street) Craven is back with a lovely Halloween piece about a colony of social outcasts in the recesses of an abandoned house. Boo. (At Showcase: 12:35, 2:45, 4:55, 7:45, 10, 12:30; at Fox Village: 5, 7:15, 9:30) Ricochet (R) Affable John Lithgow (Harry and the Hendersons) is cast against type as a Lecteresque killer challenged by one good cop, Denzel Washington. Yes, it does suck. (At Showcase: 12:55, 3:05, 7:45, 9:55, 12) Rambling Rose (R) Laura Dern and Robert Duvall star in the acclaimed new film from Martha Coolidge, director of Valley Girl.(At Showcase: 12:05, 2:20, 4:35, 7:25, 9:50, 12:05) Rocky Horror Picture Show We haven't heard of this one. (At Briarwood: Fri & Sat 11:30) Shattered (R) Tom Berenger stars as an amnesiac in the mystery version of Regarding Henry by the director of Das Boot.(At Fox Village: 5, 7:15, 9:30) .. . . . . Showdown in Little Tokyo (R) Dolph Lundgren brings his international pre- eminence as a karate champion to his current starring role as a cop raised in Japan, who is called into action against a ruthless ancient Japanese criminal sect (A Fox Village exclusive: 5, 7, 9:45) Strictly Business (PG-13) Another new film about a Black man trying to live large in the corporate world. (At Showcase: 1:05, 3:05, 5:05, 7:30, 9:30, 11:30) Year of the Gun (R) If this film is any indication, the 29 years since John Frankenheimer directed The Manchurian Candidate have not been good to him. With a very bloody Andrew McCarthy. (At Showcase: 5:00; at Fox Village: 7:00) stars Gabin. (Jean Renoir, 1938) Aud A 8:40 . *1~~ ' g'y Jv5D (l)ICK TH-AT TNI5 5flRIP HAS 5l40CJ W ITS 1?E$foN5lEIL- ITY. IN 714E S.PlIT Cf ThEi MICHi-ICN iDAILYS FASHIjON I.$&El tiESIfT OUfZ U-rrlf ADIllONI TO -TH1r - INT G W 'fl- QOT RY}1iER AV©, ANP WITrH TNE HELPFOF oj;R &Z.IfDEJT PREFOb.fs LWATON ILUMc$, AND ? cUp.y P ?SEN T I !up EM BELOW OR 8oY5 ARE WEARINC -rHE TYAiCAL FALL FASHION OR Fcr-omWEAR. r1 No,NO, I'Ml NOT OONNA DO PIT!H Now FOR -fl-AT .Sf E-IAL Fr:EL LIKE MAKING A $TATeMEN T.. '2fE.SO .Au\E. MY f:OL.S A1~tE GONNA HAVE ME IN f4ER49,(. SATURDAY North by Northwest One of Hitchcock's very best features Cary Grant, James Mason and a wonderful crop duster. (Alfred Hitchcock, 1959) Aud A 7:00 & 9:30 Blood in the Face The Ann Arbor premiere of a new American documentary about white supremacists, partly filmed around here... (Bohlen, Rafferty & Ridgeway, 1991) MLB 4 7:00, 8:30 & 10:00 The Crimson Kimono Hollywood maverick Fuller treats racism. (Samuel Fuller,1959) MLB 3 7:00 Anatomy of a Murder A very great film starring James Stewart, probably the best courtroom drama ever made. (Otto Preminger, 1959) MLB 3 8:45 Chun Tao Then again, you've got nothing to lose with a free film from China either... (Ling Zifeng, 1985) Lorch 8:00 FREE SUNDAY Born to Ski No advance screening; weVe no clue what it might be like. The ttle's a bad sign, though. (Warren Miller, 1991) Mich Th. 7:30 - . . . - -* The Bitter Tea of General Yen Early Capra romance stars Barbara Stanwyck. With a Betty Boop short. (Frank Capra, 1933) Aud A 7:00 FREE The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse The Ann Arbor silent film society presents a Valentino classic, preceded by a Wallace Beery wrestling picture (cf. Barton Fink). (Rex Ingram, 1921) Sheraton 3:00 M O N D A Y That Obscure Object of Desire The last film from the second-greatest director whose name begins with B. (Luis Bu uel, 1977) Mich Th. 7:00 Plastic Jesus Director Stojanovic will be present at this screening of the film he went to jail for making. (Lazar Stojanovic, 1991) TUE SDA Y That Obscure Object of Desire Bergman's the best B. See Monday. Mich Th. 7:00 *. - - - . Boyz N the Hood Ice Cube succeeds at acting in this highly sophisticated AfterSchool Special. A good film, actually. (John Singleton, 1991) Mich Th. 905 Maedchen in Uniform Another free German film, this about a Potsdam boarding school. (Leontine Sagan, 1931) Aud D 7:00 FREE THURSDAY New Jack City Mario Van Peebles's film has Ice T andJudd Nelson, but remains a weak gangster movie. (Mario Van Peebles, 1990) Mich Th. 7:15 Boyz N the Hood See Tuesday. Mich Th. 9:05 Fiction Issue It Is White Here *John Ramos It's white here and smells like sick.. See Page 4. Mass Production "Jesse Walker All the noise finally got to Dan, and when he was thirteen, he lost his mind and was put away... See Page 5 Jazz Messiah "Natalie Jacobs The holding tank smelled of cheap wine and sweat... See Page 6. Three Views of Mussolini -Antonio Roque Back in grade school I knew this kid Daniele. This was only the first grade, but already Daniele did not give a fuck.. See Page 7. We Merely Arrange Peggy Lin I tell you my story: On the train, I dream of young men. See Page 8 Losing the Barn *Aaron Hamburger After having been in hiding for several weeks, I got tired of being a prisoner in my own home... See Page 11. Anaesthesiology * Matt Rohrer 'Who among you knows not what you do?'I asked... See Page 13. Columns JC on PC, p. 3. "Food for Thought" will be back after next week's Basketball Tipoff Issue. Illustrations by Benjamin Holcomb, Erika Kent and Josh Worth. Weekend Editor-Gil Renberg Weekend Associate Editor-Jesse Walker Editorial Assistant-Jonathan Chait Food Consultants-Andrew Levy, Daniel Poux Staff-Lisa Bean, Scott Chupack, Craig Linne, Matthew Pulliam, Antonio Roque Special Sections Coordinator-Beth Halverson Sales Manager-April Rassa Assistant Sales Manager-Shannon Burke Weekend is published by The Michigan Daily almost every Friday. Copyright 1991. Please do not plagiarize any of these stories, since you didn't write them. Items for the Weekend List must be submitted at the latest by the Friday before publication. List submissions and letters can be dropped off at the Daily or mailed to us at: Weekend 420 Maynard Street Ann Arbor, MI 48109 (313) 764.0552 The "cartl Frame-up:.Wh Beh ind teAti It's becoming intolerable. I' backlash against political corre most recent attempt to impose college campuses. It's getting t even accuse someone of havir without facing scorn, contemp For this reason, I'm grateful are finally organizing a counte a conference called "The PC F Attack?" will meet to plan strat JONATHAN The basic claim of the conf CHAIT is the brainchild of evil right-. myth to silence all other opini "PC" is a myth. All those storie intimidation? Nonsense. This isn't the first time that political extremists have in to discredit their opponents. In the Fifties, communists lik being oppressed by "McCarthyism." Supposedly, right-wi seizing on the general public's hate for Stalinism and acc from the accepted political doctrine of being communist. The real truth is that a cabal of leftists invented the te attempt to smear anybody who disagreed with communi infringed on anybody's free speech; rather, it was the ant who stifled political dialogue. For years, people who tried to challenge communism disempowered by charges of "McCarthvism." Professors a advocating McCarthyism were expelled from universities Similarly, today the term "politically correct" is used by ti sphere of fear and ideological conformity. So I'm glad that the victims of the modern anti-McCar They don't want to censor anybody's ideas - they onlyN anybody who is racist, sexist, homophobic, ablist, or heig them). low could anybody possibly be against this, unk As if any more proof were needed that the anti-anti P the conference says that it is open to "a wide range of vi unclassifiable." And just because the conference is entitle What's Behind the attack?," it doesn't mean that the outc way biased or predetermined. The conference really is o they just have to support the same basic claim. If that do for open debate, I don't know what does. Nevertheless, the anti-anti PCers are viciously suppres Contrary to right-wing propaganda, speech codes do not Rather, it is actually politically correct speech which can Perhaps you've read about the Brown student who w through a courtyard drunk, shouting racist and anti-semil fabrication. Yes, the student really did wander through a was actually shouting, "Hey-hey, ho-ho, Western Civ has speech is not free speech!" He was kicked out of Brown political correctness. The wave of tyranny has spread across the nation. Ru at an Eastern school were shot on sight by University po requested dolphin-safe tuna at a local supermarket. This oppression by the forces of anti-political correctr conference, exposing PC as a frame-up, is a fine start. Pe prohibit students from making this false and malicious ch established to sensitize us to the oppression which victim perhaps we could truly have free and open expression c hEY ROGE.R!CONW % qo~t N tD, UN ~jp!4T *,*Tho'NA BALL Q610./I~wLsoR wV ME. OK? 01 AT ben-ij'm~i'n h-olcomb The Hit An excellent road movie from the director of The Grifters and Dangerous Liasons. (Stephen Frears, 1984) MLB 4 7:00 . * . . . * Point Blank Lee Marvin returns from the dead in this film from the same guy who did Hope and Gdy. (John Boorman, 1967) MLB 4 8:45 Eijanaika Eroticism reigns in this week's entry in the continuing series of Japanese period films. (Shohei Imamura, 1981) Lorch 7:00 FREE Gilda A Glenn Ford double-feature begins, with this one starring Rita Hayworth. (Charles Vidor, 1946) MLB3 8:00 The Big Heat Classic Fritz film noir with Lee Marvin too. (Fritz Lang, 1953) MLB 3 10:15 The Lower Depths Rare Renoir with Jean Gabin, based on Gorky's drama (Jean Renoir, 1936) Aud A 7:00 - . . . . * La Bite Humaine As close to noir as Renoir gets, his last film also I'M DN'My~ t OME~WO f' COME POWN to0'KETTHE ossT .140-I9YS T£1"ME WiIYr nl BUT you'RE ALWAYS TEWN' K Hull iMPoRTANT -- I KNOW WHAT I'M ALWAYS w146 YouSo N THAT'S W H'i !- WE'RE HERE IMP Fox THE F14E souls Lot IR towA ... November 8, 1991 WEEKEND Page 14