ARTS The Michigan Daily Wednesday, November 6, 1991 Page 5 W- Conned, and Mulched, by bad sequel, I want my $5.75 back! Highlander II: The Quickening dir. Russell Mulcahy by Mike Kuniavsky How should I start?{ Should I talk about the misogynistic Aryan Superman myth of the first film, reincarnated as a much paler, sicklier version of itself? No, too easy.r Maybe I could ask why the main character, a Scot, is played by al Frenchman (Christopher Lambert), and the other main character, a Spaniard, is played by a Scot (Sean Connery)? I could continue with a dis- cussion of how the two main characters - whose origins were properlyc mysterious in the first film - are now supposedly from The Planet Zeist, where the evil overlord (played by perennial bad guy Michael Ironside, who possesses a Japanese name) tries to put down The Resistance. I couldc ask, "Why do they have to use swords when they have guns? And why do1 they all have such funny names? And why do they speak English (when, in the first film, it was clearly stated that they didn't)?" Nyaa, sounds too much like Andy Rooney. Should I talk about the incredible continuity problems (also known as "The Battle of the Changing Room and Swords" and "Now I'm dead, now I'm not!")? I could approach the film from a stuffy academic standpoint, comparing and contrasting it with the other work of director Russell Mulcahy, whose other credits include the first Highlander and the recent Ice-T splat-o-rama, Ricochet. Yeah, I would make it about a zillion big words long and refer to boring, long-forgotten French films! I could talk about the thematic pla- giarism from Blade Runner, Batman, Superman, Brazil, The Wizard of Oz (dig those Monkeymen on skateboards!), The Arthurian Legends, Mein Kampf, every Arnold movie, Citizen Kane - no, not Kane, I must be think-; ing of the new Hammer video - and the Bible. Well... maybe not, since I don't know how to use "postculturalistic infantilism" in a sentence. Heck, I should just talk about the Freudianness of swordfighting in a big, round, glowing chamber that's pierced by a thick, round, glowing shaft (which, incidentally, is the key to the salvation of all mankind). Nyaa, Maybe I should quote some of the dumber lines, and add witty com- ments at the end? For instance, I could mention the scene right after Connor MacLeoud (Our Hero) regains his immortality (lost at the end of the first film) in a huge explosion that must have cost thousands of dollars (not to mention brain cells). Right after becoming superhuman again, he walks up to the Incidental Female Lead (Virginia Madsen) and says, "My name is Connor MacLeoud and I was banished from the planet Zeist five- hundred years ago and I cannot die." She proceeds to immediately kiss him and I wonder if that line would work for me. Should I just mock the horrible production design, which tries to use all of the leftover sets from Batman, but doesn't know how? Should I mention that the film takes place in The Land of Dramatic Lighting Where Backlit Fans Spin Slowly in Darkened Rooms? Or that "wet streets and old cars do not Blade Runner make?" Or the beautifully inept product placement of Hills Brothers"M coffee and Wendy's"'" burgers in all of the right hands at all of the right times? I could propose the theory that the producers ran out of money after hir- ing Connery and decided to skip on some of the nonessentials, like writing and editing. Still, there are the recent trends of sequel revisionism and environmen- talism injections (suitable for whatever ails your screenplay!), both in heavy overdose here, and both of which deserve attention... And, of course, there are the comments of my co-watchers ("Ya gotta wonder about a film where the best line is 'Shithead."') Then, of course, there's the central question, "What the hell is The Quickening?" which neither I nor the other 11 people who were with me (I didn't want to go alone - I would have been too embarrassed) know the answer to. Hey! That's it! I'll talk about - Oh, darnit, out of space. hIGhLANDER II: TILE QUICKENING is playing at Showcase. This untitled photograph of a grandmother and her child was taken taken by Bill Lee in Valdusta, Georgia in 1986. Lee photographed Black Americans in the rural South over a five-year period. Photographer Bill Lee captures South in black-and-white Electric fol ksin ger meshes genres by Greg Baise t Folksinger, penetrating analyzer of contemporary problems, psyche- delic reinterpreter of standards from around the world, noisy avant- garde jazz guitar frontiersman: Eugene Chadbourne is a person of many kaffiyehs. And if you're going to judge a person not only by his kaffiyehs but by those of his friends and collabo- rators, just try these two groups on for size: Shockabilly, which was "Dr." Chadbourne's appropriately- named group with David Licht and Kramer, and the ensemble Chad- bourne organized for the Moers International Jazz Festival in Germany last spring. The latter improvization event involved the participation of Jonathan Segel from Camper Van Beethoven, Brian Ritchie from the Violent Femmes, some old Mothers like Jimmy Carl Black and Don Preston, sitarist Ashwin Batish, a bluegrass banjoist, a harmonica player and a bassoon player - just what one would ex- pect a Chadbourne conglomeration to be like. When touring solo, or semi-solo, like he is right now, Chadbourne's main pigeonholed genre is folk, al- though by no means conventional folk. Chadbourne has demolished certain audience preconceptions of what folk might or might not be by implementing certain homemade in- struments, like an electric rake, an electric birdcage and an electric plunger, into his performances. Phil Ochs never did anything so outr6; still, Chadbourne received a lot of inspiration from that folk legend. "He used to come out alone," remembered Chadbourne, "and he would play alone. He would really make you think about a lot of things and make you laugh. He used to be one of my favorite people to go see. I probably wouldn't be doing what I'm doing if it wasn't for him." Each perfor- mance, Chadbourne tries to include W~~ ~ - - -X Although he is pictured here in a more subdued moment, Dr. Eugene Chadbourne has created some of the wildest hybrids of folk music you'll ever hear. By the way, the title "Dr." isn't a degree or anything - it stands for dropout, as Chadbourne dropped out of high school! by Heidi Hedstrom Enigma, Georgia, Eclectic, Alaba- ma, and Columbia, South Carolina. These are some of the towns that Chinese-American photographer Baldwin Lee visited during his five- year photographic exploration of the American South, from 1983 to 1988. In his exhibition at the University Museum of Art, viewers can experience all that Lee encoun- tered while he was on the road. The show contains a series of 58 black- and-white portraits. The photographs are all unti- tled. Names are not necessary to cre- ate a mood, because the photographs alone evoke feelings of regret, pity and even anger in the viewer. The subject matters of the portraits are Blacks in the rural South. Lee met thousands of people with whom he had the opportunity to work. Lee writes that all of his subjects will- ingly participated in the making of the photographs. "Every person I photographed was Black, initially a stranger and in his own environment," writes Lee. "Although my original intention was to describe the lives of Black Southerners as a group, I realized that rather than dealing with a gen- eralized group, I was instead work- ing with distinct individuals each of whom was in a unique situation." The photographs are disconcert- ing because they force the viewer to acknowledge that there are many Americans who live in a dis- turbingly real poverty-stricken ex- istence. In regard to his subjects, Lee states, "You can't help but feel guilty. You want to do something to help but there's only so much you can do. The futility of this sinks in." This desolate existence is imme- diately apparent in the photographs' revelations about their subjects' en- vironments. They live in tiny, downtrodden -wooden shacks. The insides of these "homes" are worn down - -there are holes in the some type of tribute to Ochs, whether it be through a solo per- formance addressing important top- ical issues, or through actually cov- ering a few of Ochs's tunes. , One break from the Ochsian solo tradition will be the presence of Shoji Hano at Chadbourne's per- formance tonight. Hano is an im- provisational free-jazz percussion- ist who has worked with Peter Brotzmann of Last Exit. Hano will hopefully arrive in Chicago from Japan sometime today and book out to Ann Arbor in time to perform with Chadbourne. "We play a lot of different styles of music together," said Chadbourne. "The whole act of improvising with him and improvis- ing in performance is another type of thing I like to do." Improvisation stems from Chad- bourne's interest in jazz. He explained, "I'm trying to make new things still happen with that kind of music. I think a great thing about jazz is that it's constantly paying tribute to the past masters. I think that's one of the things that a good jazz musician has to do. He has to be able to play Duke Ellington and Louis Armstrong." Past masters for Chadbourne, though, can range from Mingus and Monk to Ochs and Buckley to McGuinn and Lennon and Arthur Lee. Or to Johnny Paycheck, whose "Take This Job and Shove It" gets covered on Chadbourne's landmark LP, There'll Be No Tears Tonight, which featured new musicians like John Zorn, Tom Cora and David Licht, and did not feature Garth Brooks. As Chadbourne continued, "Yet another thing is that I con- sider myself a country and western player. I've played in that vein and I've played with country players and bluegrass players, especially the ones that are kind of on the fron- tier." Just when you think Chadbourne has exhausted his various back- grounds and fields, he pulls out yet another: "There's a few other things that I think I picked up from being involved with performance artists. When I lived in Canada in (he Seventies, we had groups where some of the musicians were more like performance artists. We were improvising actions on stage, not just music. If you did something funny with the audience or with an object, or did something theatrical, it added to the music. It wasn't nec- essarily something you'd hear on a tape. It was visual." All of these genres merge into the musical social protests of Dr. Chadbourne. "One of the biggest threats in this country, I don't know where it comes from, is this attitude where people want to change the way people live or think, through legislation," he said. It's not just honchos like Bush and Reagan or, senators from Chadbourne's home state of North Carolina. "They'd certainly be big threats," said Chadbourne. "But it can be anyone in the community, really." EUGENE CHADBOURNE and SHOJI IANO play tonight at 8 p.m. at the Performance Network. Tickets are $6 in advance at Schoolkids and $8 at the door. The Detroit saxophone duo MAJOR DENTS opens. Lee walls and old sheets serve as cur- tains. The rooms are unadorned ex- cept for a few decorations and old- fashioned, broken television sets. Outside, the environment is often barren, with dirt roads bereft of any grass or flowers. In the portraits, children are frequently seen stand- ing outside with dirty legs and bare feet. 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