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F R I D A Y
A Picture of Oscar Wilde
Hog Wild produces Glen Allen Pruett in a
one-man show about the Emestly
flamboyant writer/self promoter. The
Performance Network. 8 pm. $9, $7
stu/sen. 663-0681.
Kuru
The Purple Rose Theatre Company
presents this comedy, set in a "laughing
disease"m ridden jungle community in New
Guinea. A first play by Josh C. Manheimer.
The Garage Theatre in Chelsea. 8 pm.
$10. 475-7902.
Just Kidding
The famous comedy troupe is back on tour,
entitle, "We're So Damn Lost." See
sketches by these hilarious University
grads. Power Center. 8 pm. $8.50, $5.50
stu., $6.50 at the door. 763-TKTS.
S A T U R D A Y
A Picture of Oscar Wilde
The Performance Network. 8 pm. See
Friday.
Sweet Charity
Lydia Mendelssohn Theatre. 8 pm. See
Friday.
Kuru
The Purple Rose Theatre Company. 8pm.
See Friday.
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Just Kidding
Power Center. 8pm. See Friday.
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Lou Rawls and the Ann Arbor Symphony
A benefit pops concert for the Ann Arbor
Symphony. Hill Aud., 8 pm. $17.50-$25.
994-4801.
SUNDAY
Hamao Fujiwara
Faculty violinist. Recital Hall, U-M School of
Music. 4 pm. Free. 763-4726.
* ' ' ' @
A Picture of Oscar Wilde
The Performance Network. 6:30 pm. See
Friday.
W E D N E S D A Y
Sweet Charity
Spend a little time with this mod
t- collaboration between Neil Simon and Cy
Coleman. Ann Arbor Civic Theater
produces at Lydia Mendelssohn Theatre. 8
pm. $14-$18, discounts for stu/sen. 662-
7282.
T H U R S D A Y
Sweet Charity
Ann Arbor Civic Theater. 8:00 pm. See
Wednesday.
Scenes from Modern Drama
Basement Arts does everyone from Brecht
to Chekov. Arena Theatre (basement of
the Frieze Building). 5 pm. Free. 998-1769.

Enjoy it on the ultra-wide screen, the way it
was meant to be seen.
(Nicholas Ray, 1955)
Aud A 7:00, 9:00
Eating
A very mediocre comedy about women
and food.
(Henry Jaglom, 1989)
Mich Th. 7:00
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Hamlet
Glenn Close's Gertrude is too young, Mel
Gibson's Hamlet is too old, but Helena
Bonham Carter's Ophelia just right in this
abridged version of the play.
(Franco Zeffirelli, 1991)
Mich Th. 9:15
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Was John Hughes actually funny five years
ago or were you just young & stupid? A
chance to reevaluate this teen favorite.
(JohnHughes, 1986)
MLB 3 8:00 &10:00
S A T URDAY
Star Trek Festival
Twenty-five years to the day since the
premiere of the TV show, all five Star Trek
movies will run in a row, at $20 a ticket.
Mich Th. 12:00 noon
Paris is Burning
New documentary about subculture of
Black and Latino drag queens.
(Jennie Livingston, 1990)s
Mich Th. 11:00
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Leningrad Cowboys Go America
The worst rock band in Russia hits America
because "they'll pay to see anything in
America." Wild Scandinavian stuff from the
director of Ariel, featuring Jim Jarmusch
and a unique cover of "Bom to Be Wild,"
(Aki Kaurismaki, 1989)
Aud A 7:00, 8:30, 10:00
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What's Up, Tiger Lily?
Woody Allen dubs his own dialogue over a
Japanese James Bond-style film, with
hilarious results.
(Woody Allen,1966)
MLB 4 7:30
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Glen or Glenda?
From the director of Plan 9 From Outer
Space, a docu-drama about transvestism
starring Bela Lugosi. Experiment at your
own risk.
(Edward D. Wood, Jr., 1953)
MLB 4 9:10
National Lampoon's Vacation
Chevy Chase in the role of his life as Clark
Griswold. The first film of one of world
cinema's great trilogies.
(Harold Ramis, 1983)
MLB 3 8:00, 10:00
SUNDAY
Citizen Kane
Film bio of one of the greatest men who
never lived. One of the few movies -
along with Gone With the Wind - which
you must see to be granted full citizenship.
(Orson Welles, 1941)
Mich Th. 5:45
Paris is Burning
See Saturday.
Mich Th. 8:15
MO N D A Y
Citizen Kane
See Sunday

Mich Th. 7:00
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Paris is Burning
See Saturday.
Mich Th. 9:30
TUESDAY
The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari
If you haven't already seen this German
Expressionist classic in a film class, it's well
worth an hour of your time.
(Robert Wiene, 1919)
Mich Th. 7:00
Paris Is Burning
See Saturday.
Mich Th. 9:15
W E D N E S D A Y
The Cabinet of Dr. Caligarl
See Tuesday.
Mich Th..7:00
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Paris is Burning
See Saturday.
Mich Th. 9:15
T H U R S D A Y
La Signora di Tuttl
(Max Ophuls, 1934)
MLB Lang. Lab 7:00
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Full Metal Jacket
Another Kubrick war film, this one featuring
a brilliant R. Lee Ermey as a drill sergeant.
(Stanley Kubrick, 1989)
Hillel 8:00, 10:00
Paris is Burning
See Saturday.
Mich Th. 7:00
Cyrano de Bergerac
View the dieu in Gerard Depardieu.
(Jean-Paul Rappaneau, 1990)
Mich Th. 8:50

12:25, 2:45, 4:55, 7:30, 9:45, 12:00)
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Doc Hollywood (PG-13)
Michael J. Fox, "Woody" from Cheers and
a pig - what more could you ask for? (At
Briarwood: 10:15, 12:30, 2:45, 4:45, 7:00,
9:15, 11:45; At Showcase: 12:15, 2:55,
5:10, 7:15, 9:30, 11:40)
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The Doctor (PG-13)
Like Regarding Henry except it's good.
With William Hurt, Christine Lahti and
Mandy Patinkin. (At Ann Arbor 1 & 2:
Sat/Sun/Tues. 12:00, 2:20, 4:50, 7:20,
9:45; all week: 4:50, 7:20, 9:45; at
Showcase: 12:00, 2:30, 5:00, 7:35, 10:05,
12:30)
* S C ' 0 '
Double Impact (R)
Thespian genius Jean-Claude Van Damme
really pushes himself to the limit this time as
he plays twin kickboxers. Rivals Jeremy
Irons' performance in Dead Ringers. (At
Showcase: 12:10, 2:20, 4:30, 7:20, 9:30,
11:35)
Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man (R)
As Dennis Miller noted, now that Mickey
Rourke is boxing, let's hope someone
knocks him into a good movie. (At
Showcase: 12:35, 3:00, 5:05, 7:35, 9:50,
12:10; at Fox Village Sat & Sun: 12:00,
2:15, 5:00, 7:15, 9:45; all week: 5:00, 7:15,
9:45)
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Hot Shots (PG-13)
The usually moronic Charlie Sheen plays it
hilariously straight in this military satire. (At
Briarwood: 10:00, 12:15, 2:15, 4:30, 7:30,
9:45, 11:30; at Showcase: 12:00, 2:15,
4:25, 7:45, 9:45, 11:50)
Love Without Pity (NR)
Winner of the French Oscar for best first
film, 29-year-old director Eric Rochant's
romantic comedy deals with a womanizer
who meets the wrong woman.
(At Ann Arbor 1 & 2: Sat/Sun/Tues. 12:30,
2:45, 5:00, 7:05, 9:20; all week: 5:00, 7:05,
9:20)
101 Dalmations (G)
Pure pleasure. All together now - Cruella
De Vi, Cruella De I...
(At Showcase: 12:30, 2:35, 4:15, 6:00; at
Briarwood: 10:00, 11:45, 1:30, 3:30, 5:15)
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Pure Luck (PG)
Martin Short and Danny Glover star in
another failed attempt to adapt a French
film. Check out the superior original, La
Chevre, starring everybody's favorite big-
nosed obese sex symbol, Gerard
Depardieu. (At Showcase: 7:40, 9:35,
11:35; at Fox Village Sat & Sun: 12:00,
2:00, 5:00, 7:00, 9:30; all week: 5:00, 7:00,
9:30)
Regarding Henry (PG-13)
Director Mike Nichols makes up for his
yuppie fantasy Working Girlby punishing
upwardly-mobile Harrison Ford with a little
brain damage.
(At Briarwood: 7:00, 9:15)
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves (PG-13)
Watch Kevin's British accent waver one
more time. (At Briarwood: 10:00, 1:00,
4:00, 7:00, 9:30, 11:50; at Showcase:
12:55, 4:20, 7:20, 10:00, 12:35)
Rocky Horror Picture Show
At least they're not showing The Wall. (At
Briarwood: Fri & Sat 11:30)
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (R)
Mindless Hollywood entertainment at its
best. Don't wat for the videotape. (At
Briarwood 10:00, 1:00, 4:00, 7:00, 9:30,
11:50; at Showcase: 1:00, 4:00, 7:15,
10:05, 12:35)

Thelma and Louise (R)
The best buddy flick since Midnight Run.
(At Fox Village Sat & Sun: 12, 2:15, 4:30,
7:00, 9:30; all week: 4:30, 7:00, 9:30)
True Identity (R)
Eddie Murphy's Saturday Night Live skit
about becoming a white man becomes a
feature film. Will the joke run thin?
(At Showcase: 3:10, 7:45, 9:55, 12:05)

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Bingo (PG)
Not Benji, Bingo! The Free Press gave it an
8 out of 10, so it's gotta be good. (At
Showcase: 12:50, 5:20)
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Boyz N the Hood (R)
Ice Cube acts and Larry Fishburne
preaches. And it works.
(At Showcase: 12:20, 2:40, 5:00, 7:25,
9:50, 12:15)
Child's Play 3 (PG-13)
Best tag line of the summer: "Don't fuck
with the Chuck." (At Showcase: 12:40,
2:50, 4:40, 7:30, 9:40, 11:45; At Fox
Village: 10:00, 2:00, 5:00, 7:15, 9:45; all
week: 5:00, 7:15, 9:45)
City Slickers (PG-13)
Billy Crystal, Bruno Kirby and Daniel Stern
gripe about their miserable lives on a
Western getaway trip. But the calf is cute.
(At Showcase: 12:45, 3:05, 5:15, 7:40,
9:55, 12:25)
" . '. . ".
Dead Again (R)
The charming and omnipresent Kenneth
Branagh directs and stars in this fun
Hitchcockian thriller. The script's not as
good as Henry V, but if you support Ken
with your ticket dollar he may make Much
Ado.(At Briarwood: 10:00, 12:05, 2:15,
4:30, 7:15, 9:30, 11:30; at Showcase:
12:05, 2:25, 4:35, 7:25, 9:40, 11:55)
Defenseless (R)
Barbara Hershey plays a lawyer caught in
the middle of a murder; Sam Shepard is a
sarcastic cop. (At Briarwood: 10:15, 12:30,
2:45, 4:45, 7:00, 9:15, 11:30; at Showcase:

The Ark
(761-1451)
Friday: Buffey Sainte Marie, folk activist
and author of "Up Where We Belong."
Saturday: Jim Post, free-form concert.
Sunday: Jim Post Kids Koncert, same as
Saturday for kids. Tuesday: David Wilcox,
contemporary folk. Wednesday-Thursday:
Cris Williamson & Tret Fure, women's
music.
Bird of Paradise
(662-8310)
Friday-Saturday: Ron Brooks Trio, jazz.
Sunday: Paul Finkbinder and Friends, jazz.
The Blind Pig
(996-8555)
Friday: Robert Penn Blues Band, blues
band. Saturday: Capt. Dave and the
Psychadelic Louge Cats, lounge returns.
Sunday: Voodoo Love Party with DJ Jeff re
L. Monday: Gary Betlief's Bad Attitude Arts
Ensemble, blues jams. Tuesday:
Underwear Party, Gay Entertainment
Night. Wednesday: C. J. and Red Hot
Louisiana Band. Thursday: Progressive
Dance Night with DJ Jeffrey L.
. . . . . .
Club Heidelberg
(994-3562)
Friday: Monster Bait/The
Faithealers/Shaft, rock man.Saturday:
Frank Allison and the Odd Sox, Tree
Town's fave face-making man.
City Grill
(994-8484)
Friday-Saturday: Burning Circle: Ann
Arbor-style rock and roll.
Mainstreet Comedy Showcase
(996-9080)
Friday, Saturday: Spike Manton, sarcastic
Chicagoan.Tuesday: Open mike night.
Wednesday-Thursday: Best of the
Midwest, Midwestern and local
performers.
Rick's American Cafe
(996-2747)
Friday: Big Daddy Kinsey and the Kinsey
Report, blues man. Saturday: Huntunes,
rock. Sunday: DJ, playing your requests.
Monday: Hyperformance,rock and roll
dance band. Wednesday: Born Naked,
rock and roll. Thursday: Jerry Sprague,
reggae.
Cartoons!
Cartoons!
Cartoons!
Weekend is looking for a
cartoonist who is ready to
begin work quite soon.
Call Gil at 764-0552.

T A B L E
Cover Story
Manifest
Destiny
Michigan seems to have adopted a

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desire to conquer more than just the
Midwest. It wants a national title.

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Big Ten Rule Changes
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AP Top 25 ........................23
Roster ................................24

Schedul e ...........................2

Defense
Linebackers .........6
Defensive Line ............8
Secondary ..................... S
Offense
Running Backs .............9
Quarterbacks ............... 9
Offensive Line ..........10
Receivers ....................11
Special Teams ...!12
Rookies
Michigan cashes in
on its blue chips........2

C O N T

Lawn Time1
Natural grass installe
Michigan Stadium ..
Individual A
...at Michigan? ........
Eye of the S
Tackle Mike Evans
Michigan defense....
Rennie Lane
Football is more thai
Big Ten Prei
A quick look at the r
of the conference.....


Kickoff Editor
Jeff Sheran
Graphics Editor
Miguel Cruz
Contributing Writers
Theodore Cox, PhilGreen, Matt Rennie
Cover Photo
Kenneth Smoler

Contributing Photogra
Kenneth Smoller,)
Business Manager
Beth Warber
Special Sections Coorn
Beth Halverson
Weekend Editor
Gil Renberg

F R I D A Y
Rebel Without a Cause


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