The Michigan Daily-Tuesday, December 11, 1990- Page 7 Mr. Mayor makes a cop film Records The Rookie dir. Clint Eastwood by Gregg Flaxman Just about the only intriguing thing that happens in The Rookie is a collision of two planes that looks conspicuously like last week's acci- dent at Metro Airport. A Leer jet chases detectives Nick Pulovski (Clint Eastwood) and David Acker- man (Charlie Sheen) across the grass of Los Angeles International Airport with the astonishing agility one might not expect of a 10-ton aircraft. Ultimately, in pursuit of the cops, the entire fuselage of the Leer jet is -torn apart by a landing passenger ' plane. Eastwood's newest film, his 15th as director, consistently aspires -o this grandiosity. Yet The Rookie doesn't world on the simplest level. Ackerman, a rookie on the force who enjoys "chasing G-rides" (the grand-theft auto division of police work), is assigned to work with vet- eran cop Nick Pulovski. Pulovski's just lost a partner to the ruthless Strom (Raul Julia), the leader of an exotic car chop-shop that we're as- sured is "the biggest in the south- land" (I've yet to figure out what "the southland" is). Now, this old *time cop is out for revenge. East- wood's Pulovski embodies the typi- cal unorthodox cop clich6s: a former race car driver with no repect for au- thority, the requisite failed marriage and taste for whiskey and doughnuts. Ackerman, for his part, comes from a wealthy family and police work is a form of blue-collar rebel- lion. But underneath, Ackerman is still repenting for a brother's death. Shooting people point blank in the forehead, beating to a pulp 20 bikers and then lighting their bar on fire, and driving motorcycles through doors is some kind of twisted cathar- sis of which few psychologists would approve. Nor is the effect of the brother's death ever elaborated beyond a dream sequence and Sheen's overwrought expression that East- wood the director might have subti- tled "agony." The violent marriage of these two cops is, if anything, inane. Both men remain two-dimensional compi- lations of conventions and quirks. Sheen seems unable to gauge his own emotional pitch, the result be- ing nothing more than an excessive yet lackluster performance. Eastwood, on the other hand, knows his turf; but there's no freshness in his Pulovski and the absurdities of the dialogue and plot give him little to work with. Both characters are too underveloped to ever lend any credibility to the paternalistic relationship that Eastwood probably intended. Instead, the film degenerates into the pursuit of a villain who's hardly villainous, whose motivations (apparently Strom is strapped for cash) are never explicated, and whose partner (Sonia Braga) says three lines during the entire film (none of which could be repeated here). Even in past films of some or lit- tle success, Eastwood has been able to communicate the essence of his character, whether it be the tight- lipped Sergeant of Heartbreak Ridge or the perverse policeman of Tightrope. In The Rookie he can- not do even that. As for the rest of the cast, they are adequate with the exception of a Lieutenant Garcia whose awkward and melodramatic de- livery becomes simply painful as the movie wears on. The Rookie re- solves itself to being nothing more than violence for violence's sake, and the only pertinent question it asks is how many $60,000 cars can be destroyed in the plus-two hours that the film takes to be done with itself. Steve Winwood Refugees of the Heart Virgin If the eyes really are the window to the soul, then it's understandable that we find Steve Winwood staring vacantly from the cover of his latest effort, Refugees of the Heart. The self-described "moody" follow-up to his commercial success, Roll With It, offers overblown background tracks and skin-deep lyrics, but very little else. The album's generic tunes blend into one another until the entire pro- duction finally degenerates into a nondescript wash of sound. Only after the fourth or fifth listen could the most ardent of fans identify an individual song. Not much from a man who at the tender age of 15 was able to tap his teenage emotions and wail the moving tale of hormones gone awry, "Gimme Some Lovin'," while singing with the Spencer Davis Group. "One and Only Man," the first tune from Refugees to receive air- play, was co-authored by Winwood and his ex-Traffic mate, Jim Capaldi, and is the best of the lot. The uptempo beat and clean sound pro- vide refuge from the rest of the al- bum's brooding selections. "Man"'s lyrics fall flat: "Take you to the city/ Girl we're gonna buy some pretty clothes/ Dress you up so pretty/ Then we'll take in all the shows." Is this all Winwood's 40-plus years on this planet have inspired? For those of us still wondering about Winwood's search for "higher love," "Every Day (Oh Lord)" an- swers the question. But the song fails to provide listeners with a vi- carious religious experience. The synthesizer solo drags on endlessly; the vocals mercifully cut it short but provide nothing we haven't heard - and grown tired of - already. Interestingly enough, the album is packaged with a copy of the First (freedom of speech) Amendment to the Constitution. While Winwood's longtime fans may take offense to the album, one can only guess which of his tunes Winwood imag- ines will outrage Tipper Gore. Perhaps Refugee's most insight- ful verse appears in the single "Come Out and Dance": "Long as there's a beat I'll hang around/ For one more round." Let's hope so. If Winwood ever decides to dust off his doormat songwriting and music-making abili- ties, his melliflous voice could pro- vide another knockout. -Ian Hoffman THE ROOKIE Showcase. is being shown at Stevie's looking a little fuzzy in this picture. The fog seems to have seeped into his brain, clouding his songwriting ability as well. - - --- -------------- .............. I ........... The best Hainand siple. For close to one hundred years, the Michigan Dailyhas been consistently rated the top daily campus newspaper in Ann Arbor. Join a winning team. Meetings for News, Arts, Sports, and Opinion staff [every Sunday at 1 p.m. GO for it CLASSIFIED ADS ANNNEENTS: ac=mpw wW tamft a-r-tIa "1ITRACTIVE ROOM FOR FEMALE 2 W'bats, ~yTV, CRmicrow ae. Ha mci. 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