ARTS The Michigan Daily Friday, September 21, 1990 Page 5 The Greatest Story Ever Told In 1977, I was eight years old. I believe I was in the fourth grade at the time. There was this movie play- ing that had a lot of great music, all these slick outfits and, most impor- tantly, starred my idol, Vinnie Bar- barino. I just had to see it. All my friends got to see it. But my Dad wouldn't let me. I never quite under- stood why. It had something to do with the movie showing too much sex or something. To my parents' dismay, I finally did get to see Saturday Night Fever. This weekend, everyone can go see it again and recapture the spirit of the 1970s Disco craze. The role of Tony Manero made John Travolta a huge star, and rightfully so. With his dapper white suit and glistening gold chains, he was a hero of his time. The music remains ad- dictive today. Hey, I will freely ad- mit that I begin to groove every time I hear "Stayin' Alive," or "Night Fever." What I would never have under- stood when I was eight was that Fever is in actuality a well-dis- guised version of the classic tale of kids growing up and trying to break away from home. It just so happens that this time it takes place in dis- cotheques in Brooklyn. Manero and his friends just want to make enough money so that they can go out danc- ing and drinking on the weekends, and escape from the doldrums of their everyday jobs. But the dancing is still a lot of fun to watch. And besides, there re- ally hasn't been a dancing movie made since 1977 that is even in the same league as Fever. For further proof, arrive early to this double fea- ture and you'll be able to catch the last few minutes of Lambada: The Forbidden Dance. At the MLB at 10 p.m. on Saturday. -David Lubliner Michelangelo Caravaggio was one of the best, most colorful and controversial painters of his time. Derek Jarman is one of the most colorful and controversial filmmak- ers today. Naturally, Jarman had to make a film about Caravaggio. Vi- sually impressive - even though shot on a less-than-shoestring budget - Caravaggio concentrates on Car- avaggio's bisexuality and its effect on his art, his violent life and his tragic death. Jarman attempts to generalize Caravaggio's fate to modern times by intentionally introducing anachronisms (such as '40s era trucks and '80s era calculators into a 16th-century setting) and setting up many of the shots to look almost exactly like Caravaggio's actual paintings. Unfortunately, though, not all of these experiments work, but in many cases even the ones that fail are still impressive and amusing, especially considering Jarman shot the whole thing in a warehouse in London with props pulled from his and from the crew's basements. At Angell Hall Aud A, Saturday 7:30 and 9:15 - Mike Kuniavsky Ken Russell is a director with two faces: one is serene, beautiful, covered with luscious adornments, whispering sensuous greetings (Women in Love, The Rainbow); the other is decaying, puss-covered, screaming vulgar profanities while hairy bugs crawl out of all orifices (The Devils, Lair of the White Worm). Crimes of Passion is a product of this second visage. Kathleen Turner gives a shock- ingly bold performance in this film about a fashion designer who lives out her darker side at night. Walking the streets in a sleazy part of town, she becomes China Blue and satis- fies the fantasies of all slimeballs who approach her. Russell pulls no punches in showing this world to be one of the levels of hell and every shot is set up to be as unpleasant as possible. This film is disturbing, to say the least. Anthony Perkins (Psycho) tests his dramatic range by playing a psy- chotic preacher with murderous ten- dencies and more than a few perver- sions - Preacher Mike will never seem the same again. Ken Russell mixes sex, religion, and the human condition with his camera until it is a stinky, sticky, disgusting mass of sludge that makes you wonder how you've stayed so naive about other people for so long. Crimes of Passion was given an X-rating when it was first released in 1984 and cetain shots of a policeman and his nightstick were subsequently cut to get the R. Regardless of which version they show, for God's sake don't take a date with religious beliefs or your goodnight kiss will seem like a disgusting, blasphe- mous, scum-filled lick from a per- vert. At the MLB on Friday at 9:15. --Brent Edwards Dumbo (actually Ganesha the Scribe) laments the =death of coffee table books in ancient India. by N. M. Zuberi 46It's the poetical history of mankind," says the narrator Vyasa to the Indian boy who listens to The Greatest Story Ever Told. Long be- fore Roman soldier John Wayne stood at the bottom of the cross and boomed "This man is surely the son of God," Indian storytellers, per- formers and cartoonists were re-. telling pieces of The Mahabharata.' Written in Sanskrit over 2,000 years ago,The Mahabharata is the national epic of India. It's part litera- ture, part religious philosophy and *some early Indian history. Peter Brook's three-hour film of his nine- hour play centers on the conflict be- tween the Pandavas and the Kau- ravas, two feuding families compet- ing for a kingdom. Without wishing to simplify Hindu myth too much, this war serves to highlight particu- lar cosmic tensions in the universe and to make evident philosophical truths for the whole of mankind. Most of the strengths and weak- nesses of the film are common to any adaptation of a stage play. The acting is impeccable though a little theatrically overwrought. But the ca- dences and rhythms of the multi-ac- cented, multi-cultural cast provide the movie's great pleasure, and force the viewer to dwell more carefully on the words in Jean-Claude Car- riere's excellent script. It's easy to see why The Mahabharata was dubbed the "theatrical event of the decade." But when it comes to the big screen, an epic should get the Kuro- sawa treatment with huge landscapes and more cinematic grandeur. Brook has tried to open up the play with large elaborate soundstages and a, roving camera, but the production still feels trapped. The lighting falls flat and no exteriors were shot. One wishes Brook had spent another $70 million to make the movie a greater spectacle. However, The Mahabharata, unlike most movie fare, does actu- ally demand the viewer to reflect a little on life, the cosmic order and such urgent matters as the ethics of violence. And as far as the Western world is concerned, it does reclaim Hindu philosophy from the Beats and hippies (not to mention the New Age-ists) who misread the Bha- gavad-Gita, and spouted all that dopey "love and peace" stuff to anomie citizens. Returning to the source material, as Brook and Car- riere have done, reveals that Hindu doctrine actually packs more of a Ni- etzschean punch than the above cul- tural tourists would have us believe. All fine and good, but white Westerners are still the ones inter- preting Hindu Indian culture. Yet again, we find that the voices of post-colonial writers and directors are conspicuously absent. An Indian reading of The Mahabharata would have conveyed more of the humor and rambunctiousness of the original text, as well as its deep, enduring message. THE MAHABHARATA is being shown at the Michigan Theater through September 29. Call 668- 8397 for times. We set the standard in recycling. kinko's0 .o 00 Rec le Uses e ials! 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