The Michigan Daily - Wednesday, September 19, 1990 - Page 9 A bitter pill that's not good for you RECORDS Continued from page 8 'Hardware dir. Richard Stanley I A by Mike Kuniavsky Igot the world up my ass, And I gotta jump fast, 'Be the first., Won't be the last, L got the world up my ass. -Circle Jerks 'There's a place on Baxter Road near JNorth Campus that's called Property Disposition. Theygsell everything ,that the U. no longer needs: chairs, desks, computers, electron picroscopes, dental drills. When in- side for the first time, one is usually awed at the amount of old technol- logy lying around like garbage; the second shock comes when one real- 4zes that much of the electronic stuff *where is less than 10 years old, most of it is less than five. Thus, desks that were made in 1940 are sold for $80 a piece while computers made in 1985 (and origi- rally costing in the thousand of dol- lars, costing the U. thousands of dol- lars) are sold for 25 bucks a piece. $andy, a friend of mine said it best: "Way up above big people get big ideas, but by the time it's trickled *down to us all that's left is a bunch of junk.", In Richard Stanley's film Hard- ware, a post-apocalyptic garbage collector finds a mysterious robot. After bringing it back to an unnamed post-apocalyptic city and selling it to a post-apocalyptic junk dealer, the robot puts itself back together and proceeds to terrorize a young post- *apocalyptic artist and her boyfriend -in her post-apocalyptic apartment until it is destroyed by a cold post- apocalyptic shower. This is an un- fortunately trite treatment of a poten- tially interesting theme: where does ,all of society's obsolete technology ,go? Regrettably, Hardware doesn't address the questions it poses, nor does it ask them at the right time: * 4long with the Berlin Wall and 4geausescu, so disappeared the cyni- .cal fear of being trapped in a post- ,apocalyptic society, having to re-use what is left over from civilization in order to survive in a barbaric, anar- chic world. Nevertheless, he does bring out an interesting point, though not a new one. As we progress technologically, 'we are increasingly dependent on J technology for our very existence, foregoing other amenities and University of Wisconsin Platteville putting all of our energies into maintaining the technological status quo. By setting the main conflict in the young artist's, played by Stacey Travis, apartment, where almost ev- erything - including the front door - is controlled from a central ter- minal, he's presenting the we-are- parts-in-a-machine-of-our-own-cre- ation metaphor. So it's natural that when the robot taps the "power grid" of the building for its electricity fix, the front door malfunctions can only be repaired from the main console (where, of course, the robot still is). Thus, humans are again pitted against their own creations (remember The Day the Earth Stood Still?). And though we eventually win, it's only because the robot has an insulation problem: a ridiculously lame weak spot, and one which a good dipping in rubber would cure. So, in reality we don't win, we just get lucky. Ultimately, though, this techno- phobic exercise does nothing to re- ally explain what the real problem is nor to propose any solutions other than the "give up, smash the ma- chines, and live on unleavened bread and goat cheese forever" default. Hardware, like the Circle Jerks, Motorhead (Lemmy makes a cameo in this flick, by themway) and the Mad Max films, does nothing but point and yell. But while there was reason for the latter three, there re- ally is no reason for Hardware. HARDWARE is playing at Fox Vil- lage and Showcase. Predictably, the crowd goes nuts when the wall comes down. The final song, "The Tide is Turning," is a USA For Africa-like ode to the end of the Cold War, which features the whole cast and somehow works despite its sappiness. All in all, it probably would have been better to have been there or to even have a videotape of it. But The Wall works as a document of the event. Moreover, Waters, in a move that his money-grubbing ex-bandmates would never have done, is donating all of the proceeds to The Memorial Fund For Disaster Relief, which is just another reason to give The Wall a thumbs up. -Mike Molitor Write to us! (PIlease) Daily Arts wants, make that needs feedback from readers. Without it we work in a vacuum, smugly praising and condemning without knowing how good ajob we're doing. 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