Page 20 -The Michigan Daily - Monday, September 10, 1990 THE ULTIMATE, INDESTRUCTIBLE TM 95' ' ; ' F " . { ,.. Plus Shipping w1 * DURABLE FINISH WITH FIVE EXCITING COLORS TO CHOOSE FROM A state-of-the-art, high gloss epoxy/polymer com- pound is coated and baked onto the steel to a thick, porcelain-like texture. It provides a durable yet flexible finish that will keep your loft looking new for years. Choose from five rich, high-gloss color finishes: Hi-Tec White, Radical Cherry Red, Electric blue, Boss Black & Exactly Almond. * SUPERIOR AND INCOMPARABLE Can a wooden loft compare in any way to a STURDI-BOY Portable LoftTN? Most pine lofts of any kind, home-made or kit, in order to meet minimal requirements at a typical college for strength and safety, will likely cost $60.00 to $100.00, be constructed with 140 to 180 pounds of cumbersome timber, and be comprised o' 20 to 30 large boards and five to ten pounds of bolts. After a lot of money, time and effort, this wooden monstrosity then has the dubious presence of a gigantic, old packing crate. A STURDI-BOY Portable LoftTM will be back in your college room next year for a lot of good reasons- and not in the dumpster next spring, or sooner. You can jam or cram within days of placing your Order-if you order now! * EASY ASSEMBLY & PORTABLE Assembles with ease in five minutes with a standard screwdriver. STURDI-BOY Portable Lofts "M come complete with everything needed to adapt university-supplied mattress and springs. The basic loft comes in two cartons that weigh 34 and 56 pounds; light enough to handle, and small enough to ship UPS or transport inside most cars. Why spend days lugging 4 X 4's and inhaling sawdust when you can assemble your STURDI-BOY in five minutes-then spend the rest of move-in week trying to make the girls think they need your help putting up their STURDi-BOYS Specially engineered legs and time-tested safety design makes STURDI-BOY virtually imp ossible to tip Over one ton of dead weight in factory tests couldn't break STURDI-BOY, and it won't burn or splinter. * DESIGNED TO MEET UM SPECS STURDI-BOY PORTABLE LOFTSTM are exactly the free-standing, extremely sturdy design demanded by UM Housing Office. * SAFE, STURDY, & TUBULAR Modern, graceful, tubular design has specially engineered legs that minimize tipping and add stability. Strong 16 gauge tubular steel is capable of supporting many, many times the weight of the intended individual and will not burn, cause injury by splintering or fall apart. Telescoping joints on frame are designed like those on industrial scaffolding. Almost any university-supplied twin mattress and bed springs can be facilitated atop STURDI-BOY's solid steel bed support straps. Some people prefer inexpensive 3/8" particle board instead of springs. Heavy-duty locking cable- ties secure bed springs to frame. Structural cross- bars on ends of frame are evenly spaced to be used as climbing rungs, making need for optional ladder unnecessary for most people. L-. ~. Your STURDI-BOY room-within-a-room typically provides a third more floor space per roommate. EASY AS 1- 2- 3 TO ASSEMBLE " u ACCESSORIES STEP 1 - SLIP JOINTS OF FRAME TOGETHER STEP 2 - FASTEN BED SUPPORT STRAPS TO FRAME STEP 3 - TIE UNIVERSITY- SUPPLIED SPRINGS ONTO STURDI-BOY Though the vast majority of students buy only the basic STURDI-BOY Portable LoftTM, a Side Rail and Pillow Guard are available for $12.95 each plus tax and shipping, and Ladder for $26.95 plus tax and shipping. Side Rail makes a STURDI- BOY even safer, Pillow Guard keeps pillow from falling to the floor, and the ladder with closely spaced rungs makes the loft for some people easier to climb into. Pillow Guard and Side Rail are less expensive to buy and ship if bought in pairs ($22.95 plus $11.50 shipping). Pillow Guard can be used on either end of loft, as Side Rail can be used anywhere on either side; two pairs of these accessories then can be used to surround mattress with railings, but like most bunk beds this is not necessary. Acces- sories may be added PILLOW GUARDS AND SIDE RAILS (ADJUSTABLE- anytime later. POSITION ON EITHER SIDES OR ENDS OF BEDS) Motod STURDF-BOY CS FLF N CESRE- i PortableLoffa - Ordering COUPON LOFT (Hi-Tec White no charge) $ 119.95 Optional Loft Colors ($10 aditional) I This offer Is fully refundable. Radical Cherry Red Q Electric Blue See STURDI-BOY's 30 Day Free Trial Offer. En U Exactly Almond Q Boss Black Loft Delivery Charge $ 23.00 1-8O-336-5638 1 r dACCESSORIES For Information Only: 1 -6O8-258-1 353 AC SORE Ladder ($26.95 ea. with 1 Three Ways to Order: Either mail completed Hi-Tec White) order coupon with your check; or with your VISA/Master Card information; or telephone Side Rail ($12.95 ea. with 1-800-336-5638 with your VISA/Master Card Hi-Tec White) information. Pillow Guard ($12.95 ea. with I Check enclosed IJ MasterCard Q VISA Hi-Tec White) Card No. Exp. Date Side Rail/Pillow Guard Combo Cardholder's Name: ($22.95 ea.) I r ,Optional Accessory Colors U :'=cirrlcA~r'cS 'icsr-,at, 'rre,. a ,,.. LADDER 0 P- 'AlllllllppFp w wEW -