The Michigan Daily - Friday, September 7, 1990 - Page 19 Records continued from page 18 dirges with samples from old horror movies; not exactly music for the squirmish. Lyrics of fire, blood, death, ucay, pestilence and other cheery bjects punctuate the work of Controlled Bleeding. Hailing from Long Island, these three guys are probably the most pessimistic group I have heard on vinyl. Check out these lyrics: "Fire breeds hate, crime, swollen fates/bodies grind away, rptten lives decay/ your torture time awaits/your cries are a waste." The music is puzzling; happy major key *nelodies give way abruptly to punk thrashing and then come back again. The song structures follow none of the traditional rules of rock songwriting; while this is refreshing, it is also quite annoying Ond too unpredictable at times. The 12-inch single "One World" by Ajax is basically a waste of time. However, if you have a pitch adjuster on your turntable, turn it up 0o45 rpm and then turn the pitch down a bit. It's infinitely more interesting than it is at 33 rpm. While Wax Trax may have struck out with this batch of records, check out some of its other artists such as the Revolting Cocks, Meat Beat Manifesto or Front Line Assembly. It's some of the most innovative $tuff in music lately- -Mike Molitor Lonesome Romeos Ionesome Romeos Curb Records With a focus on restless lyrics and a folky/country-tinged sound (like Bruce Springsteen or John Cougar Mellencamp), this god-awful album and band make a wretched {attempt to be a reflective, working- lass, West-coast answer to the artists previously mentioned. They are primed for AOR radio success because they sound like TO PLACE A CLASSIFIED IN 9lj t Wtgau ita ... X ads Cost $2.10/line for the first day, 5.70/line for each additional consecutive day X ads must be placed by 11:00 a.m. the morning before publication X ads must be prepaid with cash, an in town check, or a money order X ads may be removed from publication, but there will be no refunds Bruce on one song, then Bryan Adams on another (read: "variety") but that difference is only enough to make them seem somewhat original. Songs like "Eden Way" are packaged gritty desperation with highlighted har-monica (ooh!) and a guitar solo too obviously based on the hook (how very inventive!). "Queen An- nie," a ballad, even features strings and is reminiscent of U2 in their ul- tra-American phase. The record also has the ultimate in stupid lines: "Temptation is the salvation of the young." For more witty social commentary, check out "Salvation Street," also known as the adjective song for the number of banal one adjective-noun com- binations. "The vision of the '60s now leans on a blind man's cane., How very poignant!"Sweet Janine" is a lousy rehash of Bryan Adams' "Cuts like a Knife," hooks and all, while "Green Green Fields" does the same to Don Henley's "All She Wants to do is Dance." The last song sums it all up. "Lost..." is a bad take on the slower sexy stuff of the Rolling Stones/Rod Stewart and ends with the very appropriate lines "I must be lost, I must be lost/ (And it's a long way back home)." They are lost in musical hell and if they went home, they might find something better to do. -Annette Petrusso Soul II Soul 1990 - A New Decade Virgin Soul music moves-fast- when Jazzie B says go. His first release, Keep on Movin', was revolutionary in more ways than RPM. Breaking the ground for innovative, new mu- sical styles and thematic concepts was the secondary motive for his act. The first, most important goal was proselytizing the club-hoppers to the beat of Jazzie B. and producer Nellee Hooper. The man's pervasiveness is as clear as one's digital radio display: a sample from his essentially popu- lar "Back to Life" has utterly revital- ized the plummeting career of girls' group Klymaxx. R & B parasite Sy- bil also hyped up a career by biting him. The style, an exquisite blend of late '60s strings, minimalist grooves and ingenious rhythms- is vulnera- ble only in that his imitators fre- quently threaten to undercut him. But still, on the chorus of "Love Come Through," guest vocalist Lamya (almost Caron Wheeler) cre- ates such a powerful light that one must wonder what Soul II Soul has that most of black radio does not. The smart, subversive "Courtney Blows" is space for saxophonist Courtney Pine to show off his quick albeit limited phrasing over a trade- mark Jazzie beat. It could be acid jazz or the next step for rhythm and blues instrumentals - a fully com- prehensive assimilation of rap into said genre. The center of 1990 is "A Dream's a Dream," featuring vocalist Victoria Wilson-James over an urgently funky groove. The bassline is a swaggering thing even as it fits into the codified mix of the album's sound. The line, "I can see/I can see/I can see right through you," op- eratic in its insistence, is enigmatic at best. Jazzie's mentioning of "a new race" on "Get a Life" is of a multicolored, multi-affiliated one, following something like the Rhythm Nation philosophy as its credo. By not denoting any particular enemy, Jazzie and James create an ultimate dance weapon, one that knows few barriers. The final track, "Our Time Has Now Come," is most memorable for the line, "our motto still is-and always will be-a happy face, a thumping bass, for a loving race." This is a good example of why Soul II Soul's sublime tactics are so much more effective than those of fellow leaders Public Enemy. The Funki Dreds beat is designed to match you, heartbeat for heartbeat, rather than kick your face in. While Chuck D. is struggling not to cross himself verbally, Jazzie B. utilizes a largely wordless message that reaches the listeners - and possibly creates change - from within. As the '60s proved, music has very lit- tle power to change the world. It is Jazzie's understanding of this that Bob Mould shows off his pensive, penetrating stare. Jon Bon Jovi Blaze of Glory Mercury/PolyGram Jon does a concept album! "Inspired by the film Young Guns II," Jon got together an all-star effort to perform more western inspired songs and have a good excuse. Sorry Jon, while "Wanted: Dead or Alive" was by far your magnum opus, this whole album filled with songs that can't be that inspired by the film, just isn't very good or relevant. The best parts are the three pieces of dia- logue taken from the film itself: Emilio Estevez as Billy the Kid say- ing "I'll make ya famous"; Kiefer Sutherland as Doc Scurlock pointing out to the Kid's face "William H. Bonney, you are not a god" and Kid challenging "Why don't you pull that trigger and find out"; and Doc berating Kid with "Your rode a 15 year old boy straight to his grave, and the rest of us straight to hell." The problems with the rest, i.e. the songs, are numerous. First, they are all in first person. Artistic li- cense aside, a vast majority of these songs are certainly not the first per- son of anyone in this movie. If Billy could write songs, maybe "Blaze of Glory" would somewhat accurate. Pretty much the same goes for "Blood Money," a song "by" Billy for Pat Garret, except that the thoughts Jon gives him are even less plausible. The rest of the album after these two songs seem to be interpre- tations of Billy's voice but wrong. They are replete with Christian reli- gious imagery and calls for salvation from this life. In the movie which inspired the songs, the only reli- gious person was Lou Diamond Am i ii Ann Arbor 1'iir tr~ainc MOUSETRAP A Thrilling 3Iasterpiece by Agatha Christie Directed by K L Grismer Lydia Mendelssobn Theatre September 12-1519.90 at 8pm Saturday Matinee at 2pm P WO te SuD',or1 the 1A MChan CounCif for the Arts I g fs / 1000's of Different Posters! 1oT ____ ,.