The Michigan Daily -Thursday, September 27, 1990 - Page 9 Green claims 'venegance is mine! Elvis controversy rages on by Forrest Green III A couple of actors and actresses who write a couple of lines on what Black is~ Then they look at me as sin, when a brother just speaks from within; @1guess I'm blacker than a shadow in the darkest alley and they're always scared to go in. -X-Clan, "Funkin' Lesson"' T he above quote is not cited in order to make the issue of Presley- mania any more race-oriented than it already is. But still, it does nail down the gist of my reply to yester- day's article, "Rock music: a bastard form." It refers to N. Mustafa Zu- .beri's callous, Judasian misinterpre- tation of my article on the deifica- tion of Elvis Presley. N.Z. implies that I should learn how to rage; actu- ally, he should be read. N.Z. insists that my article is little more than a trouncing of Pres- ley's already soiled reputation. On the contrary, I am more than willing to let the man rest in peace. My problem is actually with those who *keep reviving the corpse, determined to see poor Elvis walk the Earth again. The article simply argues that the mindless reverence given to the erstwhile "King" be dropped. Crown- ing Elvis the king of a music created by both Blacks and whites is a racially narcissistic act that bluntly denies the actual and, yes, authentic history of rock 'n' roll. N.Z. plays me like a sucker, ,imlying that I have somehow forgotten the roots of rock 'n' roll: the blues I-IV-V structure, African rhythms, aspects of country, pop and R&B. In this context of balancing the* scales of racist Amerikkka, the con- cept of an insular "cultural authentic- ity" actually does take some mean- ing. It would be great if Black folks weren't forced to believe in a white God, as well as an immortal, om- nipotent, white king of rock 'n' roll. N.Z. then cruelly accuses me, of all people, of trying "to erect racial boundaries in music." Cultural authenticity is not an ideal to strive for. It is simply a virtue that Blacks happen to be searching for, both cul- turally and musically. Whether A Tribe Called Quest sample Indian sitars or Teena Marie does R&B is perfectly fine and good. My point in the article is that Black artists like Living Colour are reclaiming genres previously whitewashed in the past two decades. One need only listen to bastard travesties like Kenny G, UB40, Alannah Myles' "Black Velvet," the "blues" albums, Led Zeppelin I and II, or David Byrne's simply horrible Rei Momo album to understand the value of legitimate cultural knowledge. Get it right, N.Z. Sure, whites can do African- American music forms. Whether they do it right or not is a different thing altogether. I am not and have never advocated Naziism in music; then again, I'm sure Public Enemy's audience is simply rapturous of Vanilla Ice. And sure, Elvis sang a mean tune. But considering his in- fluences, the man could've been a bit more reverent. The quote from Elvis which I use ("The only thing niggers can do for me is buy my records and shine my shoes") is authentic; if N.Z. refuses to believe his idol's snide statement, he- should give Chuck D. or Greil Marcus a call. Or even better, I can have Presley call Zuberi. Eddie Murphy, a fervent fan of "the King," refers to the statement in the recent issue of Spin. Perhapsreferring to the tragic bluesman as a charlatan could be considered a bit harsh. Coming from the Public Enemy song "Who Stole the Soul," my argument is basically attacking all white music biz people that contributed to the ripping off of Black musicians. In this militant context, calling the opportunistic Presley out isn't so unfair. In attempting to glaze over cer- tain individual truths and differences, anxious mediators frequently stretch actual reality to find a common ground. In the exchange, we sacrifice legitimate confrontation, the only way to reach a common understand- ing. When a brother just speaks from within, as the quote at the be- ginning reads, N.Z. looks at me as a sinner, a fascist, even a racist. He represents the proper, safe perspective that tells Blacks to be patient and good. His options are either diluting the beauty of African- American pride or making me a new- age Nat Turner. I would like scientific, anal-retentive scholars of respected forms of African-American music to take a step back and accept Blackness for what it is. And sure, Public Enemy does not represent an entire race of people. But Elvis...? Down home boys From the musical breeding ground that is Holland, Mich., the Dushanes leave their cozy nook and head for the town of trees. Having once committed the harmonic sin of performing as a cover band, the boys have seen the light and now wow crowds with their original tunes. Those tunes can be heard tonight at Club Heidelberg. 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