ARTS The Michigan Daily Thursday, September 27, 1990 Page Seinfeld goes back to school Museums explore Dangerous Archaeo logy by Andrew J. Cahn You've already started to wear your winter coat, you just had your first test, you've had it with rush, the bars changed their entrance age to 21, the campus police are getting guns and you need something to make you laugh, but you don't want to spend a lot of money. Done - for only $5, you can see one of comedy's biggest stars, Jerry Sein- feld, tonight at the Power Center. For those who have previously seen him on Tonight, David Letter- man or his NBC sitcom Seinfeld, you know just how funny Seinfeld's observations of the little annoying things in our lives are. If his name does not ring a bell but you are a regular watcher of late-night televi- sion, you will most definitely re- member his act the second he hits the stage. As he says, "I'm a hookless act. There's nothing physically odd about me, no screaming or profanity, no props, no strange clothes, nothing ethnic - and my name isn't catchy either. If I don't have the jokes, I'm Unlike many other comedians, Seinfeld's college experience goes beyond merely performing in front of students. Fifteen years ago, he graduated from Queens College on the dean's list. Looking back, he feels the craziest thing he ever did there was actually studying for his exams. After graduation, he found himself selling stolen umbrellas and watches on the streets of New York during the day while working as a comic at night - not exactly every parent's dream. After too many years of paying his dues and eating his by Lauren Turetsky F or those anxiously awaiting more action-packed sequels to Raiders of the Lost Ark or Ro- mancing the Stone, there awaits in Ann Arbor an even more real- istic adventure. This exploration, code-named Armenian Odyssey II, combines an exhibition titled Dangerous Archeology: Francis Willey Kelsy and Armenia (1919-1920) at the Kelsey Mu- seum with artwork by Reuben Nakian at the Museum of Art. In the following months, the adven- ture continues with a performance by the Chilingirian String Quar- tet, symposiums, Art Gallery talks and films. The odyssey commenced last Sunday with a reception and lec- tures by Thelma K. Thomas, cu- rator of the Kelsey Museum ex- hibition and Dr. Garabed Belian, connoisseur and director of the Belian Art Center. The project will continue through next February. These presentations were created with the hope that they would bridge the passages of Western and Near Eastern history while dispelling myths surround- ing Armenian culture. The Dangerous Archeology exhibit combines photographs, artifacts and archival documents collected during Prof. Kelsey's expeditions through Europe and the Near East. Using archaeology as its focus, the show portrays both political issues, such as tragic deaths which occured in the area 75 years ago, along with humanitarian issues that deal with everyday existence. The Reuben Nakian exhibition at the Museum of Art includes some of the Armenian Ameri- can's ink drawings, bronze sculp- tures and a watercolor painting. The centerpiece of the show is Nakian's seven- foot-tall sculp- ture called "The Denial of St. Pe- ter." This piece took the artist through six different studies and two years before it was com- pleted. Nakian received national fame in the 1930s when he was commissioned to build a massive eight-foot sculpture of P abe Ruth and busts of Franklin 1. RPoo, sevelt and his cabinet. Later in his career, Nakian became inter- ested in mythology and produced works such as "Leda and the Swan" and "Europa and ihe l Ri l." 1 Just before the artist's death the Metropolitan Museum of Art commissioned him to do a sculp ture. This dream became a reality, but the artist died prior to the in stallation of the piece. The Sculpture and Drawings by~ Reuben Nakian will be on dis- play at the Museum of A t i frni September 23-Novemb r 23. 1990. The Art Gallery Talks , about the artists life will bc givCn by Dr, Garabed lBelian Sunday, October 7 and 21 ax 2:09 in the Museum of Art. Check vith- the museum for times on the ym po- sium and the Armenian Films which will be shown at the (a nd f October and Peginning of November. lommorm-'a.mv. .. , .. , i ', Need the hot What would you do if you couldn't be a comic? "Don't bring me down; I'm having a good time, answers comedian Jerry Seinfeld. news fast? share of corned beef and pastrami sandwiches, Seinfeld is not only one the biggest names on the comedy circuit, but he also stays away from red meat. The main reason his career has moved along like "slow seepage," he has said, is because of his hookless- ness. As a result, he has often been confused with other comedians. Fans would come up to him and say, "I liked the bit you did about the dog who eats potato chips," only to have him respond, "No, I did the one _ _Find it in the Daily. about the dog who drives a car," Se- infeld says. One word of caution: if you are going home to the Los Angeles area for Yom Kippur this weekend, be- ware - Seinfeld says that he is "a cantor on the side." Hopefully, he is joking. JERRY SEINFELD appears at the Power Center tonight at 8 p.m. Tickets are available at Ticketmas- ter for $8 , $S with student i.d. (plus the evil service charge). p 1 n Bill Barr's Comedy Club is auditioning actors and writers at 7 pm on Oct. 1 at the Club Heidelburg. Shows will run every Friday and Saturday night from Oct. 26 through New Years. Five performers- are.needed. Call-for specifics-995-8888. Dorothy Talk, a theater group from London, will be presenting a workshop at the Performance Net- work on Saturday from 10 am to 4 pm. Call 663-0696 for more info. The Department of Theater and Drama is auditioning for Moliere's Tartuffe on Sept. 30, Oct. 1 and Oct. 2. A prepared, memorized monologue is required, one that is two minutes or less in length and shows you off appropriately for a French comedy. Casting is open to all University students, although preference will be given to Theater and Musical Theater students. Sign up for audition time on the Frieze Building call board, second floor. The University Activities Center's Impact Dance Theatre, a student-run co-ed dance company, will be holding auditions for non- dance*majors on Oct. 3, 4, and 5 at 6:30 in the Michigan Union Ballroom. No preparation is required, just wear dance clothes. For more information call the UAC at 763-1107. CLASSIFIEDSp"' Get Results! I - ' don't be left out!. SENIORS This is it! Here's your chance to get your picture in the 1991 MichiganEnsian yearbook Our photographer will be here from September 24 through 28 and October 1 through 5 to take your Senior Portrait on the second floor of the UGLi. Don't forget your appointment and your $3.00 sitting fee! If you have any questions, call 764-0561. ATTENTION All organizations presi- dents, if you would like your group featured in the 1990 - 1991 yearbook, please con- tact Charles Chou at 764 - 0561 or come to the Student Publication Building at 420 Save the LP! Daily Arts daily* (da'le) n. 1) WVws 2) Opinion