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Now Sze-Chuan West... Remains the Favorite Choice for Oriental Dining. . * HALF-PRICE MIXED DRINKS * $.50 DRAUGHT BEER * COMPLIMENTARY SNACKS * DAILY SPECIALS 5:00 P.M. - 7:00 P.M. MONDAY - FRIDAY SPORTS PRIORITIES After interviewing a CBS sportscaster, sports staffer Adam Benson said "it was the highlight of my college career" and "better then sex." Perhaps it's time for some serious introspection on Adam's part. Daily staffers have decided to chip in to buy Adam "the gift of therapy" as a graduation gift. Recently a photo of the Pope appeared with Daily photographer Samantha Sanders' by-line. Sanders had previously approached numerous Daily reporters to express grave concerns that she was losing her religious identity. Thus, staffers had been warned that Sanders could resort to drastic action. An attempt by Sanders to place her by-line on an 8x11 glossy of Father Guido Sarducci was stymied, but apparently our defenses broke down for the Pope. A February 27 headline which read "Ortega losses to Chamorro in elections" prompted one reader to write us a letter simply stating: "Learn how to spell you lossers!" BLANDNESS ABOUNDS As if the above headline did not send ample shockwaves through the Ann Arbor community, Daily powerplayers decided to go for the monopoly on creativity in the state of Michigan. After a heated debate about word choice and placement, a majority vote decided it was time to go in for 3enius of :urnalism the kill with the following headline for the off-lead story: "Students give various reactions to election" CREATIVITY HITS THE NEWS PAGE LAYOUTS Readers were shocked when they looked inside the February 14 Daily to find a seemingly misplaced dead ad of an airplane placed in the middle of page 3. "Another silly layout by the Commie-loving liberal rag," our readers concluded at the time. In fact, the ad, which included a list of phone numbers of different sections of the paper, was strategically placed by top Daily personnel as a ploy to attract a huge new pool of writers for the paper. While the creative tactics failed miserably, the ad did kill some white space on the page. DEJA VU = BAD EDITING After numerous calls and letters praising the November 3 preview story of the Campus Camera game show, editor Noah Finkel (now Editor-in-Chief/Anti-Christ) caved in to public pressure and decided to run another story on the game show for the next day. In fact, with the aid of some alcohol, Finkel decided that he enjoyed the game show preview so much that he'd run the same exact story again - with the same headline. Kudos to Ross Tanzer for having his same story run two days in a row, an unprecedented event in modern Daily history. And sorry the story was bumped from page 1 to page 3 on the Best Used Books: Dawn Treader Dawn Treader beat out Dave's, no doubt owing to Dave's odd policy of placing all the books on a folding table about a block away from their entrance. Best Record Store: Schoolkids & Wherehouse (tie) A tie is like kissing your sister. Best Used Record Store: Wazoo Buy CDs for $9, tape 'em, bring them back for $7, then do it again (but with a different CD). Best Bar: Rick's What are best bars made of? Beer and snails and puppy-dog tails. Constant live music and close proximity to that eyeglass place by China Gate helped Rick's beat out every tavern in town Best Haircut: Hair Express Q: Hey, did you get your hair cut at Hair Express? A: No, dummy, I got them all cut. Best Movie Rental: Study Break Slightly more conveniently located than Blockbuster, Study Break features the oddest prices in the business. Where else will you pay $1.83 for a movie? $2.57 for two? $1.21 on weekdays? 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