0 9 e, The revolution, the Bully and the Puppet People magazine's coverage of the Nicaraguan elections was refreshing, as usual. Instead of a whole lot of political hodge-podge, they boiled the whole thing down to a uniquely understandable single personality: Violeta Barrios de Chamorro., Violeta is the puppet the United States chose to head the hollow coalition it was propping up to Phil face the Sandinistas in last month's national Cob elections. By a wide margin, the Nicaraguan people reversed their 1984 vote - which gave the Sandinistas a decisive victory - and UNO won. As far as elections go, this one was unusual in many ways. First of all, almost 90 percent of the eligible voters turned out - something we here ought to take note of, after less than 25 percent of the voters "elected" Prince George. Equally important, the elections were carried out essentially during a time of war, with the current winners of the war openly running against the losing incumbents. Created, financed and directed by the United States, UNO was more than a puppet party - it represented the only foreseeable way out of a conflict which has brought 10 years of terrorism and five years of economic warfare in the form of a boycott by the United States. "It was not a referendum on I 10 communism," says Kathryn Savoie, who just returned from an election-monitoring delegation. "It was not a referendum on the Sandinistas. It was a referendum on the war and the economy." The message to Nicaraguans (however false) was clear: vote for UNO and the war and the p embargo will end; vote for the in Sandinistas and pay the price. For a minute, it looked like People understood that. They noted that, "years of privation" resulting from "a U.S.- imposed trade embargo and ... continual fighting with the Washington-backed contra rebels may have encouraged voters to turn to Chamorro." Nah. Must have been that daring woman, Doa Violeta: "Yet in the end," the magazine went on, "it may have been the gracious, handsome widow herself... who was primarily responsible for her surprising victory at the ballot box." Well, the Queen not only has more trouble remembering names than a certain past President of ours, she also keeps a shrine to her dead husband (a martyred ally of the Revolution) and consults him regularly ("I talk to Pedro all the time, and I know what he wants me to do."), as well as keeping the car in which he was If my spring Time to be hypocritical. I've always hated it when esteemed columnists who are paid solely to write columns stoop to writing columns comprised of little bits and pieces of their views rather than one whole coherent thought. The practice is most prevalent in the sports section where a writer will do something like: News:The Pistons have won 19 of 20 games. Views: The Pistons are playing better basketball now than before. If. they keep winning they will be in very good position to defend their NBA title, but if/they start to lose they may not be in as good a position to repeat. Or there's the Larry King/usA killed in the back yard. People and many others have somehow forgotten that besides creating the conditions which made the UNo victory possible in the first place, the U.S. government - through the National endowment for Democracy and the cm - spent at least $10 per Nicaraguan voter on the campaign itself. Eu. John Vandermeer, a professor of biology at the University who's worked in Nicaragua for the last 10 years, tells the story of the elections this way: "You're walking down the street and the neighborhood bully comes up to you and starts pounding you in the face. And you say 'Stop,' and the Bully will say, 'Well, say Uncle and I'll stop.' "If people start crowding around, and people start becoming angry at the bully and in favor of you and encouraging you on and becoming impressed with your valor in resisting this bully while the bully keeps pounding you in the face, and you keep saying, 'No! I won't cry Uncle, I won't cry Uncle,' all the people standing around and cheering you might give you a little bit of guts to keep resisting the bully. That's true. But eventually there comes a point where you just get so battered and so beaten that you really do cry Uncle. There's just no way around it. "Effectively," he adds. "that's what happened in Nicaragua. The Nicaraguan people responded to the concrete conditions in their country. The concrete conditions were the war, an economy which was totally destroyed, conditions which are really indescribably bad - conditions which no human being should have to live under. That's what they were responding to, and that's what they were voting against." E ., Given the victory of UNo, the U.S. government and media have celebrated the elections as evidence that the United States finally brought democracy to- Nicaragua. "Now, it should be noted," says Vandermeer on this point, "that it was only in 1979 that the U.S. government, the U.S. system, decided that democracy was an important issue in Nicaragua. "For 80 years and more before 1979, that is before the triumph of Sandinismo, democracy simply didn't seem to be an important issue in Nicaragua. Somoza [the U.S.-supported dictator] certainly wasn't a democratically elected. president by any stretch of the imagination. It bears some reflection - the hypocrisy of crying out for democracy at just about exactly the time that we seemed to lose control over a country like Nicaragua." Only now has the U.S. government decided that the welfare of Nicaraguans is an important issue. The embargo will be lifted, and a State Department official told the New York Times that a $300 million aid package to Chamorro's government "has to be on the fast track. If it's not it will be too late." Too late for what? Preventing suffering has not been high on Washington's Nicaraguan agenda in the past. The whole episode points up the emptiness of the mainstream definition of democracy, which holds that democracy exists if and only if 1) there are elections, and 2) the right people win. This is powerfully underscored by the claim that these elections were the first democratic elections in the history of Nicaragua, ignoring equally legitimate elections which the government held in 1984. The results were "un-democratic" not because of any flaw with the process, but because of who won. Since the elections have been determined to fit the criteria for democracy set by the United States, it becomes unimportant that they took place in the face of severe and violent blackmail of the people. The worship of democracy has become idolatrous - escaping reality behind La Doia's molded face. The Sandinistas certainly made mistakes, both before and during the campaign. Despite the immediate consequences of a Sandinista victory, as far as the war and the embargo, there may have been more they could have done to get their message across - instead of falling into the superficial campaign tone set by UNo 's U.S.-American strategists. Their economic policies have not had a chance, thanks to their neighbors to the North, so a conclusive evaluation of their plans remains elusive. Whether they could have succeeded under the embargo is not clear. do I feel like With all the new democracies popping up faster than the kernels in a bag of microwave pop corn the United States is in the position to buy a lot of influence by throwing around some dollars. The big question now is who gets what. If we start doling out big bucks to Bulgaria, do we give Panama more because we engineered their "revolution"? Where is it all going to stop? I think I have the solution. First we cut all aid to all foreign countries. Next we invite all foreign leaders once a year to Burbank, California for Budding Democracies Week on Wheel of Fortune. "Just look at this studio filled with glamorous When onefeels drawn to freedom and passion, one must show it in order to transcend Freedomleads us to the unknown, where oldframeworks are of no use, where creation explodes and expands, where the only thing that sustains us is the strength ofpassion A Freedom demands that we be Celis describes his work as Abstract Expressionist there are also distinct forces embedded in his work which evoke associations with his Latin American heritage. Celis says his vivid oil and graphite paintings - currently on display until March 26 at the indifferent to theories and tciniques, that we forget achievment and ART T'MarrGallery - depict his true emotions. He makes use of primary -- ATTACK leave off speculating on by Donnc reults; it demands compete dedication and in return accompanies us on a voyage to the uneapected, toward the consciousness zone, where dwells the source of creation. Too often artists do not discuss the philosophy behind their art. But Perez Celis - an Argentinian artist based in New York - is sure to reveal his personal passions through his pursuit of artistic freedom. Celis believes his philosophical statements remain timeless. That is, his beliefs concerning painting will remain true simply because his work is too personal to restrain it in any way. Still his admirers continue to try to solve his mysterious intentions. While colors in his lad Ipaolo works, mimicking those with which he is most familiar in Latin America and New York. But, while Celis is ready to risk some generalizations about his works, he is sure to associate his experiences with his style. Celis was born in Buenos Aires, Argentina, in 1939. In 1%3, he traveled to Peru to visit the Inca ruins of Cuzco and Macchu Picchu. In 1%7, he visited the United States for the first time. In 1977, he settled down in Caracas and in 1979 Paris. Since 1983, Celis has lived in New York. Bits and pieces from his various encounters seem to-curiously appear in his works. In his early work, nature is remembered by Celis as being one of his primary inspirations - an inspiration which, to some, was deemed an environmental obsession. The distinguished horizontal quality of the pampas landscape, which breaks by the rising and setting of the sun, was a vivid image for Celis which sprung from his experiences in the River Plate area of Argentina. And this kind of stimulation which evolved during Celis' fascination with nature is still apparent in his works being displayed currently. Thus, a sense of calculated explosion remains in Celis' paintings. While a touch of irefulness is hinted at with his use of sulky colors, Celis does not succumb to any of his hidden fears. Instead he retaliates through his art. Passion is always new, even if it corresponds to an old love such as that ofpainting, and it is passion alone that gives life to a work, impressing upon it its strength and attracting us to it, There remains only, as we all know, the matter of "the dead following the dead and the living following life" Who'sis whom's in this game? The answer lies in the law of attraction. Perez Cleis's works are on display through March 26 at T'Marr Gallery at 111 N. First Street. The art of Perez Cells r Matthew Fox Healing the Planet MARCH 16-17, 1990 Friday 3:30 Healing Mother Earth: Ecology, Creativity, and Education. Hutchins Hall, Room 100. U of M Law School (Free) 7:30 Healing Mother Earth: An Ecological Spirituality First United Methodist Church Henry Martin Loud Lecture (Free) Saturday 9:00 - 4:00 Workshop: Healing Mother Earth: The Birthing of a Global Renaissance First Baptist Church, $25. 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