Page 8 - The Michigan Daily - Friday, March 16, 1990 L.A. band has more. than 'One Love' by Forrest Green III ENVISION if you will a velvet Elvis painting that weeps uncontrollably when you put on your copy of "Kashmir." Or better yet, imagine a rare photograph of the King himself shaking hands with the legendary Bob Marley. A likely occurrence, right? Not so strange, given the first two siigles by Dred Zeppelin, an L.A. reggae band that will be appearing at the Pig tonight. As you may have guessed, Dred Zep performs satirical Led Zep covers as their versions of "Whole Lotta Love," "Hey Hey What Can I Do" and "The Immigrant Song" will attest. I was hoping to talk to Tortelvis, the lead singer, but the band remains too obscure to give interviews. T'ortelvis himself brings tears to one's eyes with his point blank imepersonation of the King, wailing in abject misery - "I got a girl and she drinks all day" - while the rest of Dred Zeppelin are straight reggae musicians who render the brilliant music of Page and Bonham even more charismatic by adding still another dimension, reggae swing, to the compositions. On the back of the hilarious "Whole Lotta Love" single is a psychedelic piece referring to one of Tortelvis' bad trips; the piece features him warbling rurally over the bassline of "The Ocean." As you may have guessed, the song gives no quarter. The receptionist at the Pig referr-d to the act as a "cultural, musical event," and who can doubt him? You can expect the wearer of the "Blue Suede Shoes" to preach "Jah rulez" while the songs remain... similar to their classic counterparts. How far can this band elevate camp? Does Elvis live on, sporting a Rasta cap? And will Dred Zeppelin perform "Stairway to Heaven?" There's only one way to find out for sure. RED ZEPPELIN hit the Pig, 208 S. First St., tonight at 10 p.m. with GANGSTER FUN opening. Cover is $6. - 1 Animated Alchemy Jan Svankmajer is one of the most innovative animators around, and it's no accident that he is a citi- zen of Czechoslovakia, a country that has a history of imaginative, often downright bizarre filmmaking. He typically uses techniques of pixi- lation - filming objects and people using stop-motion animation. Sort of like Roger Rabbit, except there's no line between the real world and toon-land; in Svankmajer' s night- marish world, chairs come alive and attack people, potatoes seemingly have volition, and humanoid figures defy the limitations of physiology. Jan Svankmajer: Alchemist of the Surreal is a collection of short films made between 1964 and 1983 that is having its Ann Arbor premiere this weekend. The films included range some- what in style - some are mostly live-action, while in others anima- tion predominates - but all throw plausibility to the wind, and all are profoundly disturbing. Like Svank- majer's Alice (shown in Ann Arbor last year to sellout crowds) these films are not for children. Their short format makes them more ap- propriate for short attention spans than the taxingly deliberate Alice. The Flat is a frightening but per- versely funny existentialist panic, about a man and a house. Ever have a nightmare in which you become rooted to the floor and there's no escape and you can't get away from some ominous terror and you just feel utterly helpless? This film is a faithful cinematic equivalent. The Fall of the House of Usher is an unusual rendering of the Poe tale, re- lying on aural storytelling and gloomy, sharply textured black-and- white cinematography. Dimensions of Dialogue features claymation, mutation and lots of butter. Down to the Cellar is something of a com- panion piece to Alice: little blond girl encounters creepy people and other beings. This film is perhaps the more unsettling of the two (it's a close call),,thanks to the menace of a possible pederast. Jan Svankmajer contains several other short films as well, and is being presented by the Arbor Film Co-op, with screenings this Saturday in Argell A at 7:30 and 9:30 p.m.. The Co-op is also showing Car. nival of Souls (1962), a long-out-of- release cult classic and the first and only feature for director Here Harvey. I haven't had a chance to see it yet, but the film's legendary reputation should speak for itself. Carnival is being shown Friday in Angell A at 7:30, 8:45 and 10 p.m. Admission for either film is $2.50. --Alyssa Katz Carnival of Souls a cult classic L2~ 'tt _! Student Oscars It's never smart to live in a locked room. Yet, for the most part, that's what we do when we let those in Hollywood feed us the films that they think are good (read "potentially commercially success- ful"). It's always important to ex- pose ourselves to as much alterna- tive cinema as possible. Often, this work will show us things that Hol- lywood doesn't dare (which is usu- ally the stuff that's interesting). On another, less preachy note: it's also important for us, as stu- dents, to see what other students do, both to compare their work to what's out there and to glimpse the films that will shape the way we look at the world 10 years from now. This Sunday offers an opportu- nity to do both of these things - for free, even - because this Sunday the Program in Film and Video Studies is presenting a screening of the winners of the student Oscars, four major prizes given out to stu- comes back from the dead. dents by the Academy of Motion"' Picture Arts and Sciences. These awards are given yearly by" the Academy for what it thinks are' the best documentary, narrative, ex- perimental and animated films. These short films often showcase the, best work of students who later go1j on to becom major fimmakers. Un- fortunately, these films are rarely. seen because of limited distribution" - there are only two prints touring, the country and there is usually little' publicity for their screenings. This is a great time to see the films o4 some future Spielberg or Siedelman for the first, and possibly last, time. The films shown will be Sand Dance, by Richard Quade of UCLA; Leila, by Shawn Maurer, Loyola- Marymount University; The Yuppie, by John H. Behnke and James M Peterson of the University of South. ern Illinois at Carbondale; and Them Lost Treasure of Captain Cor- nelius, by "Deadeye" Tuckett and John Michael di Jiacomo of NYU. The showing takes place at 9 p.m. on Sunday at the Michigan Theater. It's absolutely free. ;M Mike Kuniavsky *r READ THE DAILY CLASSIFIEDS Correction An article in Wednesday's Arts stated that Dana Reitz performed Circumstantial Evidence Monday night as part of the American Con- temporary Dance Festival. The per- formance had been scheduled, but was cancelled due to Reitz' illness. The Daily regrets the error. Clay heads subsist on bread and butter in Dimensions of Dialogue (1982), a short film by Czech surrealist animator Jan Svankmaier. --- . . MHANGEYOUR MIND *:You're never go hear all the sides BANG " Resume Packages " Quality Thesis Copies - Course Packets - Fax Service - Term Paper Copies " Collating/Binding " Passport Photos - Color Copies Read Lincoln's Minutes in the Michigan Daily sV le ti! V1 ing to to the story of the creation of the world in science class. Hear what the Bible has to say. We bet you'll change your mind. 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