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DAILY SOAPs
DAILY SOAPs: Now at Meijer, Bart scours
the aisles to find the necessary "save-the-
girls" equipment: 1 Zebra lI yellow-plastic-
pellet shooter, 3 cans of Silly String (various
colors), Itpair of really dark Risky Business
type sun glasses, 5 sticks of beef jerky, and 2
40oz.'s of Colt 45 Malt Liquor. Armed and
ready, Bart-the-exterminator, mounts his low
rider and heads back to campus to seek and
destroy the evil Dr. Fermenting and Felix the
hunch back. See ya next week, same column,
same paper.
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677-0180.
STUDENT SERVICES
HELP WANTED
NATIONAL MARKETING FIRM seeks
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TUTORS AVAILABLE IN ALL
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& Weekends. Term Papers, Cover Letters,
Envelopes. 747-7470.
HELP WANTED
ARTIST MODEL male no experience re-
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BE YOUR OWN B3OSS
10 Part-time postions avail, for aggressive,
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Business-minded students, do not miss this
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CAMP COUNSELORS M/F Outstanding
slim-down camps: tennis, dance, slimnastics,
WSI, athletics, nutrition/dietetics. Age 20+,
7 weeks. Camp Camelot on Univ. Cam-
p uses, Mass., Penn., Calif. Contact: Michele
Friedman 947 lewlett, North Woodmere,
NY 11581, 1-800-421-4321.
CAMP COUNSELORS & ACTIVITY spe-
cialists wanted for Camp Courageous, a resi-
dential summer camp for people with mental
retardation. Contact Camp Director, 151 N.
Michigan, Suite 200, Toledo, 0)H 43624.
(419) 242-4412.
EARN $300 TO $500 PER week reading
books at home. Call 615-473-7440 ext. 587.
EGGI IEA D DISCOUNT SOFTWARE
Part-time con uter software sales 20-30
hrs./week; $5-6/hr. Retail and/or computer
ex preferred. Call Ron Fredericks @ 769-
81 3 M-F 10-7.
NOW HIRING
Part-time evenings, 2 blks. from
student union. Bonuses, flex.
Resume from a National Corp.
Call Mr. Rush Now.
996-8890
HAIR EXPRESS and Image One Hair and
Tannin Salons are seeking full and part-time
stylists for their teams in Ann arbor[ We are
looking for talented, enthusiastic stylists with
the desire to learn and advance. A hove aver-
age pay, benefits, service and retail commis-
sions. To ioin our winning team call Down-
town - 663-7012 or Maple Village - 668-
8690.
I1ELP WANTED): Lunch& Playground su-
pervisor for elementary school. 11-12:30.
Call 971-4633. _
Needed: Tutor for philosophy 355. Grad stu-
dent or someone who has taken the class pre-
ferred. Call 763-2676.
Clinical
Research
Temporary Position
The Parke-Davis Pharmaceutical
Research Division, Warner-
Lambert Company, has immedi-
ate openings for part and full-
time temporary positions in the
Clinical Data Management De-
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Major duties include review of
case report forms, coding and
data entry preparation, prepara-
tion of data queries, data editing
and database QA. Also respon-
sible for filing and tracking study
documents.
Qualified applicants must have
some experience with data col-
lection, computerization and
validation, preferably in a clini-
cal setting; must also be familiar
with medical terminology. Es-
sential skills include effective
communication and interper-
sonal skills, as well as an ability
to follow directions and pay at-
tention to detail. An understand-
ing of computer programming
concepts and database struc-
tures is helpful, as is experience
with SAS. Send resumes to C.
Porterfield, Employment
Representative, Parke-Davis,
2800 Plymouth Road, Ann
Arbor, MI 48105. "A Smoke-
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Equal Employment Opportunity
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experience. Call 998-7420 for more informa-
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SEMEN DONORS NEEDED for a well es-
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between 21-40 years of age and a graduate
student or a professional ,510" or taller we
need you. Donors are paid $50 dollars per ac-
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please call 434-4766. _____
STAFF NEEDED FOR resort hotel on
Mackinac Island. Includes front desk, night
audit, dining room, kitchen, housekeeping,
maintenance, grounds, bicycle shop mechan-
ics. Contact Iroquois H otel/Scfad, 2803
Central Park N.E., #201, Grand Rapids, MI
49505. (616) 364-1309.
SUMMER CAMP POSITIONS
The U of M's Summer positions avail. at
Shady Trails Camp located on beautiful
Grand Traverse Bay in Northern Lower
Michigan. The camp provides speech-lan-
guage-hearing therapy to communicatively
impairedahidren in a traditional camp pro-
gram. Typical positions include certified
speech pathologists and clinical fellows,
cabin counselors, recreation craft transporta-
tion and nursing staffs. Call 794-844 for
more info, or write Shady Trails 1111 E.
Catherine, Ann Arbor, MI 48109. tOE/AA.
TELEMARKETER needed for insurance
company. Flex. hrs. Must have good phone
skills. 662-5577. Ask for Lynne.
HELP WANTED
TOP-RATED NY STATE COED SLEEP-
AWAY CAMP paying top salaries seeking
counselors, lifeguards, & all specialties.
Contact Ron Klein Director Camp Kinder-
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6800 ext. 272.
WORK AND LEARN - Work 3 months in a
biochemical laboratory and eam $833/month.
Must have completed at least sophomore year
in one of the physical sciences. Applications
are available from: Summer Research Pro-
gram, Biochemist De artment, Wayne
State University, 540 E. Canfield Ave. De-
troit, MI, 48201. Tel. (313)577-1511. head-
line is March 1.
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APPOINTMENT REPRESENTATIVE
$7.00 plus bonuses. Entry level
positions available immediately. No
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Call 677-2877
ANNOUNCEMENTS
CHEAP DATE lotsa fun. Bowling at Colo-
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ANNOUNCEMENTS
Delta Upsilon
Congratulates its
Ten Pledges!
hris Lundquist
cott Maslowski
Richard Mmi
Peter Powles
Brian Weldon
MEN AND WOMEN WITH HIV-INFEC-
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now forming for students at UM.
Confidentiality Assured.
Call for more information on date, time and
location. Polly Paulson, University Health
Service at 763-1320 or Jim Toy or illie Ed-
wards, Lesbian-Gale Male Programs Office
763-4186.
COMPUFAIR '90
February 22-23
Michigan Union Ballroom
and
Pendleton Room
Proceeds to the
American Red Cross
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Sponsored by the
Interfraternity Council
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TO COMPARE THEIR
RESULTS TO OURS:
LSAT:
GMAT:
9 points
90 points
GRE: 230 points
average score improvements
NOT SURPRISINGLY,
THEY DECLINED.
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BACKGROUNDS JOURNAL: Works by
people of color is now accepting poetry, short
stones, essays,.artwork and one-act plays for
their second issue. Deadline is March 1,
1990. Any questions? Call Curtis (995-
3072) or Darci (764-3973.)
The University
Activities Center is
accepting applications
for President
V.P. Finances
V.P. Human Reasources
V.P. Programming
V.P. Promotion
V.P. Publicity
for 1990-91.
APPLY NOW!!
Applications due
FEB 19 at 5:00
Pick up your application at 2105
Mich Union. 763-1107.
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