Vitale He's a wild and crazy guy, the king of college hoops-Dick Vitale speaks The Michigan Daily - Sports Monday- February 12, 1990 - Page 3 Richard Eisen Get RIch Quick Buster slam dunks Iron f# 4 True to form, as Dick Vitale made his way from the MLB, where he just finished giving a speech to hundreds of Michigan students, to the Michigan League for an after- glow reception, scores of people herded around him. Basketball fans flock to him like no other guru of the game, most probably because he's so approach- able. People see the bald-headed wacko and feel comfortable around him. Why shouldn't they? After all, Vitale is an everyday guy who hit the big time. He'll tell you how he had nothing going for him. He'll tell you how ugly he is. He'll tell you how he started with only a dream. And then he'll tell you about all his cars and houses, and the pride he has in himself He might be bald and he might be half crazy, but across the country Vitale has caused a stir unrivaled by any major sports color comment- ator. In fact, some people tune in to ABC or ESPN not to see the games, but to listen to Vitale go berserk. Daily sports writer David Schechter recently spoke with Vitale. Daily: You're probably one of the best basketball ambassadors there has been in a while. If you went to Springfield, Massachusetts and bumped into James Naismith in 1989, what would you tell him? Vitale: Well, I'd tell him that the game has certainly changed from what he had thought when he started in terms of the bodies and size of the players, the agility the mobility and gracefulness. It's amazing how the game has just seemed to go to ano- ther level and it seems to be getting better and better and better. But most of all I'd get on my knees and kiss him and hug him because what he invented has made me one of the happiest men in the world. In terms of making my living, talking about basketball is absolutely terrific. It's life heaven. D: What do you think you've done for the sport of basketball yourself? V: I just try to go out basically and have a lot of fun. I don't treat it g like it's war of surgery. I try to sell the game, and actually whenever you're selling the game your selling yourself along the way. And I think -people that know me, and have known me all my life know that I've always had a passion and love for sports, specifically basketball. I just try to pass that love wherever I go. I'm enthusiastic, and I think I've been blessed with that. I thank God for having that, and that energy level. I just hope I can continue. I may be 50 but I act like ten. D: Do you still have a sense of attachment to Detroit? V: Yeah, you know Detroit was great to me. It opened up a lot of avenues, a lot of doors for me. I still have a one on one conversation with J.P. McCarthy, on WJR two or three times a week, who I feel is the best interviewer in the United States without a doubt. I'm just so honored to be able to communicate my ideas with the people of Detroit and Mich- igan. I love Detroit. Detroit's been great to me. It gave me my chance for some national recognition. D: On campus right now a group is trying to convince the school to adopt Willy the Wolverine as the school mascot. How do you think a mascot would benefit Michigan? V: Well, I really don't know all the tradition and all the other things involved in it, but I do know this - mascots and spirit and enthusiasm and all the excitement that goes along with college athletics is part of the pageantry. It's part of the enthusiastic spirit. LSU has the tiger there. It's just a matter of how the school feels. I don't know all the rules and regulations. I just know that mascots throughout America have become part of the pageantry. ,I coach on TV and love it. I coach every team in America on television, never have to worry about losing, always run with a smile on to the hotel after the game.' - Dick Vitale D: Is there a chance that you'd ever go back to coaching? V: Oh, I doubt it very much. I coach on TV.and love it. I coach every team in America on television, never have to worry about losing, always run with a smile on to the hotel after the game. I watch one coach leave in jubilation city and the other coach leaves as depressed as can be. D: Could you project the Big Ten for this year? V: Well, you know, on paper it looks like Michigan. They've got the stronger team due to experience. They have four players with NBA potential. I think Sean Higgins has a chance to be a big star if he just finds mental concentration, and real- ly just stays within the framework of his ability- he'll be really special. Rumeal is certainly special. Mills has really improved. And Loy Vaught is one of the best comple- mentary players in the nation. There's no reason not to believe that they've got a great chance to win the Big Ten. D : I know, you've been interviewed probably three to four hundred times, and you probably hear a lot of the same questions over and over again. If you were the reporter what would be the one question you'd ask yourself? V: Oh boy, basically I'd ask myself, "Vitale, how the heck could a guy who can't speak English, who has no intellect, who has no looks, how could you be making it in TV?" And I'd just simply say. 'Hey, they didn't pay me to be Robert Redford. They hired me to be able to analyze, to have a lot of fun- and that's what I do. But I tell people, for a guy who can't speak English things have worked out well.' I was hon- ored as the broadcasting personality of the year. Bob Costas got play by play man of the year, by the Amer- ican Sportscasters Association at New, York in a black tie affair. Last year it was Al Michaels and John Madden, and I just feel flattered to be selected by my peers, and that's what makes it so special. I just feel flattered and thrilled. I just can't believe these things have happened for me in my life. It's really blown my mind. To have a book out for a guy who can't speak English, that made the best seller list. A magazine that is one of the best selling maga- zines on basketball. And to have all that, ESPN and ABC have been phenomenal to me. They gave a chance to spread my gospel, to spread my themes and about the game and my terminology. I'm indebted to them for it. Mike in fight for the ages All right, what's going on here? Bo Schembechler retires, the Berlin Wall tumbles, the Kremlin switches to a two party system and Mike Tyson gets knocked around like a Weeble by James "Buster" Douglas. Oh, I forgot. Weebles wobble but they don't fall down. You see, Tyson did. Isn't there anything constant in this world anymore? Will the sun still rise in the east and set in the west? Stay tuned. I did Saturday night, even though I missed most of the Slam-Dunk contest for the HBO championship telecast. How can this have happened? Did I really see it with my own two eyes? From out of literally nowhere (read Columbus, Ohio), James "Buster" Douglas had the ultimate courage to step into a ring with Mike Tyson during his reign of terror. And then Douglas proceeded to pound the heavyweight champion from rope to rope, dominating the fight until his stirring and shocking knockout of Iron Mike. In a sport that usually disgusts its fans with has-been boxers beating up on others with no pulse, last Saturday's bout in Japan between Tyson and Douglas truly ranks among the most incredible sporting events of our lifetime. Check that. Of all time. I still can't believe it, so here it is in black and white for everyone to see. Buster Douglas knocked out Mike Tyson. Buster. Buster Douglas. Tyson. Knock out. You've got to be kidding me. What seemed to be a warm-up for the now defunct Evander Holyfield - Tyson matchup in June turned into some sort of real-life "Rocky." A nobody coming out of the woodworks to beat the undisputed, untouchable heavyweight champion of the world. The only thing missing here is the "Yo, Adrian." Who the hell is Buster Douglas anyway? Didn't Phil Collins make a movie about Douglas' life story a few months back? I distinctively remember a film entitled "Buster" playing in Briarwood last summer. Jokes aside, Douglas did not use mirrors to beat Tyson, just a devastating barrage of jabs. From the outset, Tyson looked, dare I say (Dare! Dare!), overmatched. Douglas refused to allow Tyson to pop offfis deadly combination of punches. In the middle rounds, Tyson stood in front of Douglas like a cardboard cut-out. In fact, Tyson was standing so still that ringside officials were lining up tourists to take pictures with the heavyweight champ right in the middle of round five. Tyson stood there getting smashed continuously nd seldom retaliating. Suddenly, Tyson was Douglas' for the taking. Unbelievable. Before Saturday night, people were beginning to think that Tyson was not human, like some member of "Alien Nation." Analysts thought that Tyson could never be touched, let alone beaten to a pulp by Buster Douglas. No one in my living room disagreed with that logic, that's for sure. So. in the beginning, the fight represented an upsetting problem as it began at the same time as *the Slam Dunk Contest in Miami. The remote control came to the rescue as Tyson entered the ring in Tokyo and Kenny Battle stepped onto the court in Miami. This, at first, annoyed the hell out of me because we were missing most of the Slam Dunk contest. Dominique vs. Sky Walker. Doesn't Buster have any manners? Rex Chapman slams a reverse tomahawk dunk. Did Rex Chapman do that? Flip. Buster Douglas stuns Mike Tyson with a vicious left jab. Did Buster Douglas do that? Flip. Soon, Buster took care of both Tyson and the Slam-Dunk contest with those jabs. For the first time in his career, Tyson seemed stunned and on the run. No more remote control. No more dunks. Buster was on the prowl. And when we flipped back to the fight for the last time, we were greeted with an incredible image - a hyperventilating Mike Tyson, with his eyes glazed and his face all puffy. As Douglas continued his barrage, all spectators were waiting for that one titanic Tyson punch, the one punch that would put all the upset mongers to rest. It came. A vicious uppercut that snapped Douglas' head back in. an awkward manner. Douglas fell to the canvas with only seconds remaining in the eighth round and stood up with only one second left in the refered's ten count. It looked like the climax of "Rocky I," you know when Apollo arid Rocky both fall down simultaneously. Rocky gets up as the ref counts to nine. So did Buster. And that was the end of Tyson. Douglas showed major guts in not only getting up from that Tyson haymaker, but also in getting up and then beating the "immortal" heavyweight champ. Can you imagine Buster's face on a Wheaties box? As it seems, this ten count of Buster Douglas serves as a source of controversy. The so-called boxing ruling elite, the WBA and WBC, claim that the referee started the count two full seconds after Douglas hit the canvas. Thus, the two organizations have not yet recognized Douglas as heavyweight champ. Like children upset that their hero lost, the WBA and WBC picked up their marbles and went home. Don't they realize that Douglas beat Tyson? Who has ever, I mean ever, done that? No one. Who, in the WBA and WBC, has a modicum of class and intelligence? No one. This fight gives boxing a shot in the arm. Alas, there is a youth movement in boxing amongst all the Cooneys and Foremans who insist on hanging around. So what does the WBA and WBC do? Welcome Douglas to the foray, create a marketing scheme and cash in? No, just whine and complain and create chaos and make a circus out of the whole thing. Brilliant. It's just this type of classless, inane behavior that will always keep m& disinterested in boxing. Who won the Slam-Dunk contest, anyway? I - - ..,.:-:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.;.: .... .. *- - ;. - -;;; i::.*.::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::j . . ........ ::::::::::::::::::::::::::;:::::::::::::::: i:i:::i::: :i:::]:j;j:j j:j:j:j:j:j:j:j:j:j: :i.,.*.,.,. *.,.,.".,..*..,..' .,..,.."."..... ....... . ': :I :::X::::. . ::::: :::::::::j::: :::::::::::::::;:::::::::::::i:i:i:i:i:i: :j:i: iiiiiiiiiii :j:j:j: :i:i:i*:",:,:,.:,.:,:::".".,*..",*.,.,.:.:.:.:.: ........ ::::::: :i:::i::: :j:j: :j:j: : :j:j:j:j: :j: :,*"",*,*,.***'*"'*'*"'** ... *" * ... .... ... ..... ... 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