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Couch apartment hunter... U. of Alabama
students can shop for off-campus hous-
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includes several apartments and shows
the entire apartment plus views of the
apartment complex and its facilities.
"When the searchers leave my office,
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down to one or two," Crump said. He said
he is able to offer the services free
because Apartments 'R' Us charges local
real estate companies for the advertis-
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Let it shine...Twenty-three-year-old U. of
Georgia student Scott Nichols has
turned cleaning into a profitable busi-
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owns and manages Pro Automotive
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detailed cleaning of cars, boats and
planes. It cost Nichols $20,000 to open
the service as a franchise of Apple
Polishing Systems two years ago. "It's
been a lot of work, but the nice thing
about it is after graduation, I've got a
head start," he said. Nichols said he is
making $48,000 a year and has been
able to purchase a Mercedes Benz.
Nichols bought out of the franchise this
summer and changed the business'
name to Pro Automotive Appearance
Center. Mollie Batts, The Red and
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English. The grammar of ASL is radical-
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foreign languages taught in school."
Originally, ASL was not accepted
because it did not meet international
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languages. It was initially recommend-
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requirements for the hearing impaired,
but not for others. Peggy Murray, The
State News, Michigan State U.

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Going hungry... Hungry or thirsty U. of
Kansas students can no longer purchase
food from library vending machines.
Library administration officials ordered
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noticed a worsening of the problem of
food and drink in public areas and book
stacks and the resulting damage to
materials," said Library Assistant Dean
Mary Hawkins. KU Concession
Manager Bob Derby said the library had
been the largest single vending location
on campus, grossing from $65,000 to
$70,000 a year. Graduate student Phil
Warner said he thought removing the
vending machines might not solve the
litter problem. "People are probably
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