The Michigan Daily - Friday, November 17, 1989 - Page 9 Cute, cuddly, and Squeeze-able BY MARK SWARTZ I'VE never met Difford or Tilbrook or the other blokes in Squeeze, so I've never gotten a chance to ask them about their name. But I'd really like to get a chance to see if my the- ory is correct. The way I see it, Squeeze, who play Hill Auditorium tonight, is the nicest band in the world. The kind of band a girl can take home to her parents without causing a scene. The kind of band that, if they followed you home after school, you'd want to keep. So Squeeze is kind of like what you want to do to them. Squeeze, as in "hug and..." Leather, loud guitars, ominous lyrics, and fire/desire rhymes are out. Cute is in. And Squeeze is as cute as that adorable turtle on the cover of their new re- lease, Frank. Frank is funny. Frank is smart. (Frank is like all the other Squeeze albums in your collection, but that's okay, because) Frank is full of warm, only slightly off-beat, upbeat ditties on the perplexites of the hu- man heart. Chris Difford and Glen Tilbrook, the songwriting duo re- sponsible for most of the material, clearly have a good time with their craft. I've heard that they play games with it; for example, one will write new lyrics to a Motown classic, say "Tracks of my Tears," then, without telling him what song it was, hand them over to the other guy and have him write the music. They try to out-pun each other, or they try to out-pseudo-sentimentalize each other, anything as long as they have a good time doing it. However they do it, it works, and has been working since 1978 (if you discount the momentary break-up after the release of their great greatest hits package, Singles: 45's and Un- der). They've been called the new Rogers and Hammerstein, the new Lennon and McCartney, and the old Stamey and Holsapple (of the dB's). They've earned their rare status as elder statesmen on the College Mu- sic scene. Sometime keyboardist Jools Hol- land, who recently ended his stint as co-host of David Sanborn's Sunday Night music television hour, re-joins Squeeze for this album and tour. He's sure to bring still more good- natured shenanigans to the already good-natured Squeeze show, and he's been known to perform a raucous solo piano shoot-em-up between sets. Katrina ("Walking on Sunshine") and her Waves will be on hand to warm up the crowd. They're promot- ing their new album, too. It's called Break of hearts, and it does all the things a hardworking American gui- tar music album should do. Squeeze's new album, Frank, proves that o1' green shell is back. SQUEEZE, with special guests KA- TRINA AND THE WAVES, per- forms at Hill Auditorium tonight at 8 pm. Tickets are available for $14.50-$18.50 at the Union Ticket Office. Butler, Batiste: Attack of the killer B's Listen to Henry Butler's Fivin'Around enough times and you'll swear you can smell the blackened stench of a New Orleans backstreet. Pianist Butler, (above) who joins clarinetist Alvin Batiste at the Ark tomorrow night, has studied his art with Roland Hanna and the legendary Cannonball Adderly. So facile is Butler that down beat magazine relates that he "has driven his main vehicle, the piano, with the daring of a speed racer and the stamina of an interstate trucker." Sponsored by our good friends at Eclipse Jazz, tomorrow's shows start at 8 and 10 p.m. For students, tickets are going for 10 bucks, otherwise pay $12.50. Puerto Rican Association presents the Seventh MICHIGAN PUERTO RICAN WEEK DRA. ANA MARIA CANO Executive Assistant of the Dean University of Puerto Rico, Cayey Campus Read Jim Poniewozik Every um AM%-~ FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 17 7:30 PM and all outlets. Powernt'ti, HENDERSON ROOM FREE ADMISSION THE MICHIGAN LEAGUE FRSHMS Charge by Phone 763n- TKTS REFRE___________er 4 you can even d h o Macintoshcomputers have always been easy to use. But they've never been this easy to own. Presenting The Macintosh Sale. Through January 31, you can save hundreds of dollars on a variety of AppleMacintosh computers and peripherals. So now there's no reason to settle for an ordinary PC.With The Macintosh Sale, you can wind up with much more of a computer. Without spending a lot more money New M Open...0 Close Save As... F....................................... ....... ......... ..... P-rint... CLID "CbP m....mmmmmmmm..m..m..m....Ummmmmm.U..Um.UmUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSUUU Quit Q . &.*. _____________m U'L~ -~ * __ _ __ _ __ _ __ON~A'~