The Michigan Daily - Friday, October 27, 1989 - Page 9 Funk angelic Lyle Lovett and his large hair : But does it fit in a cowboy hat? George Clinton follows Parliamentary procedure BY FORREST GREEN III "ALL around the world, I'd rather play in a band; playin' my funky music, loud as I can" -George Clinton, "Bulletproof' Sure it's vague, but very soon, the unquestionable Doctor of Funk will be making good on this line, without question. Over a string of mind-blowing and groove-checking albums, as well as originating and redefining the music form, funk, un- til it becomes almost mythical, Ge- orge and his band/movement, the Parliament-Funkadelic have left a blazing trail behind them. The Mothership might land at Royal Oak Music Theatre this Friday. But let me explain. Paralleling Clinton's own record- ing hiatus of three-plus years, funk has recently declined as a musical form, but his definition is a tough act to follow. The uninitiated lis- tener might find concepts, albums and songs like Maggot Brain, One Nation Under a Groove, The Cin- derella Theory or Trombipulation to be nonsensical tripe set to a meaty groove, but Clinton's lyrical content has always been layered with symbolism, psychological meaning and a certain sub-species of mantra thang. Lyrics like "out to lunch with lunch meat" and "everybody's got a little light under the sun," like stan- dard funk, can always function as asides, but given a little open- minded assimilation, they hit you on a subconcious level and leave you sweating for more, because as Clin- ton himself says, "Funk is its own reward." Following his last album in 1986, R & B Skeletons in the Closet, Clinton took a break from recording, as did the Funkadelic and its mild-mannered other half, Par- liament. It wasn't until late last year that a certain fan, Prince, for whom George penned the classic "Erotic City," offered to give Clinton a spe- cial deal: a contract on his Paisley Park label as well as an unlimited freedom in production that other companies were more than unwilling to give. The resulting package, Cin- derella Theory, is a welcome return of the funk that places George back where he belongs musically, on the tip of his own iceberg, still light years ahead of his contemporaries but on the right track in his own personal race. Although songs like "Airbound," "Tweakin," and "There I Go Again" will not magically tele- port Clinton to the top ten, Clinton himself freely states that he doesn't care about contemporary music stan- dards. Whole droves of sub-pop per- sonalities live off of the ideas that Clinton has thrown to the side, like a bone. Clinton would proceed to lead the band into a sweaty bout of groov- ing, chanting, moaning and groaning psy- chotropic jungle melee, inciting the audience to a fever pitch, and finally, the mothership itself, a huge custom-designed space vessel, would hover down over the stage and land there, to the awe of the bedazzled crowd. Amid the fog and blinking lights, Doctor Funkenstein himself would strut out over the ramp, and the band would slam into another groove session... As for the show you can expect, imagine this. In the days of the Clones of Dr. Funkenstein and Trombipulation albums, Funkadelic blatantly taunted all of their musical contemporaries to out-play them, following the record and challenge, "Let's Take it to the Stage." Clinton would proceed to lead the band into a sweaty bout of grooving, chanting, moaning and groaning psychotropic jungle melee, inciting the audience to a fever pitch, and finally, the mothership itself, a huge custom-de- signed space vessel, would hover down over the stage and land there, to the awe of the bedazzled crowd. Amid the fog and blinking lights, Doctor Funkenstein himself would strut out over the ramp, and the band would slam into another groove ses- sion, chanting: We love you, Dr. Funkenstein, your funk is the best; Take my body and give it a mind to funk with the rest. As this sort of theatrical bravado might seem dated, George's recent show at St. Andrews Hall proved that the stage is still a magic show for the funketeers. Clinton brought along a nineteen piece band and pro- vided an incredibly crowd-pleasing set that spanned the band's career from the early '70s through the pre- sent. Or perhaps you might have caught Clinton's appearance on Sat- urday Night Live about two years ago, where he and the band exercised their freedom of groove and grinded through a vaguely inspired version of "Call My Baby Pussy," followed by "Do Fries Go With That Shake." Although Clinton himself seemed somewhat dazed, the band was won- derfully tight and energetic, and when the last bass guitar popped and the groove ended, there was a mo- ment of silence, perhaps even awe from the audience at the spectacle they'd witnessed. Considering the sterile, predictable fare that SNL has lapsed into, George must have been as shocking as a flashlight for sub- terransan cave dwellers. But alas, these are the circumstances that the standard music-goer can become caught in: (a) Why not wander over to (anonymous bar) and check out the subhuman fuzzbox trio of power? (b) Nah, maybe I'll just head over to (generic new music club) and zone out on techno/synthoid/ pro- gressive Eurodrone. Yeah. (c) .Better yet, head on down to Royal Oak Music Theatre and pre- pare to get off your ass and jam. GEORGE CLINTON will be per- forming tonight at the Royal Oak Music Theatre at 7:30 p.m. Tickets are $18.50. BY MARK SWARTZ THERE'S a simple formula in popular music: the cooler the haircut on the record cover, the greater the lack of originality inside. So what's the deal with that eraserhead over there? Well, Lyle Lovett's never been too strong on formula. Lovett grew up and still lives in Klein, Texas, a small farming community named for his great-great grandfather. Occasionally, a stray fiddle or lap steel gui- tar shows up on his records, so- you'll find him in the C&W bins of your local record emporium. But that doesn't stop him from working with a full horn section on Lyle Lovett and his Large Band, trading jazzy dou- ble-entendres with Francine Reed on "What Do You Do/ The Glory of Love," or mumbling sentences on "'Here I Am" that either place him firmly in Beat poet territory or else in the company of comedian Steven Wright - depending on who you talk to. Like Ray Charles before him, the quick-change act from style to style means more for Lyle Lovett than showing off. The fact is the man is enormously tal- ented as a songwriter, arranger, and singer. He simply can't be contained. So when he creates a lush ballad like "Walk through the Bottomland" for 1987's Pon- tiac, the way to go is a crushingly beautiful, tradi- tional C&W duet with Emmylou Harris. The title track on that album is a character piece, sung from the per- spective of a psycho, so he strips everything away and leaves us with disturbingly casual isolation. Little by little, the word on Lovett is getting around. Lou Rawls sings his "Good Intentions" and "She's No Lady" ('The preacher asked her/ And she said I do/ The preacher asked me/ And she said yes he does too/ And the preacher said/ I pronounce you 99 to life/ Son, she's no lady, she's your wife") on his new record. Stewart Copeland has been heard to say "America needs this man." And, grab your sickbags, Elton John's lyricist Bernie Taupin has remarked, "Lyle's writing mixes real warmth and humility with an earthy Americana." (Question: Should I even bother Lyle Lovett: A country & Western balladeer with a lot on his mind. to refute Bernie Taupin? (a) I sure hope Taupin isn't on a first name basis with Lyle Lovett. (b) Does someone with "real warmth" cover "Stand By Your Man"? (c) John Denver is "earthy"; Lyle Lovett writes lines like "And if I could forgive/ the temporary weight gain due to excess water retention/I could forget the rest too.") I'm more in agreement with Leo Kottke who says simply, "great music, great hair." 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