*I Wednesday, September 13, 1989-- The Michigan Daily - Page 8 Syd Straw Surprise Virgin "Mmm... I really don't think I should go out... I have so much read- ing to do," Carol said. Of course you do, I thought. "Look," I said, "If you don't fall be- hind on your reading now, you'll have one less excuse not to see me later in the term." It worked. "Let's dance," she said, about three beers into our awkwardness contest. At least I hoped she said that. In any case, she took the floor and I followed. After five minutes of Studied Coolness Gymnastics (we managed to dance within two feet of each other without our gazes meeting once), the tape faded and the band took the stage. A trebly guitar riff introduced a familiar-sounding song; when the powerful vocals kicked in, I recog- nized it as the dBs' "Think Too Hard." But that was no Peter Holsapple at the mike. Rail-thin, with straight long hair hanging like so many plumb lines, she was straight lines, all straight lines. As straight as the line on which her sweet, clear voice threw the lyrics into my chest. She was singing to me; she had to be. "Do you want to sit down now?" Carol asked. "Mm hm. In a second." After the dBs cover, she launched into a string of originals. Her back- ing band was energetic, if slick sounding, and the decidedly countri- she looks really weird," he said. But he was an asshole, too, I thought. Finally, we went back to the table; I tripped over several pairs of feet, not wanting to take my eyes from the stage. Between songs, she introduced the band members, some of whom had co-written the songs with her. Sure, they were big names She sang of confusion, of being lost, of being hurt, in images ('In the air we are equals stars in a sequel to the story of a girl') that made me feel like her closest friend, with a voice, honeyed but traveled, that could have killed me in an instant. Did she just look at me? A 0 "Look, there's Andy and Chris." "Uh, yeah. Go on over. Be there in a second." And, to be honest, when she sang the two duets, with John Doe and - I think it was the singer from R.E.M. - well, I guess I felt a little jealous. The first, a cover of Stephen Foster's "Hard Times," was sad be- yond words, everything that Foster, a rock and roll victim a century before Hendrix and Sid Vicious, tried to squeeze from his own soul. And the second stunned me. "I am so much stronger than you," she repeated in "Future 40's (String of Pearls)," and she was, leaving the Stipe guy to eat her musical dust - "- I said, do you want to go now?" "Um, just a little - um... wait..." She opened the last set with "Sphinx," a wounded but spunky an- them to the love- and lust-injured that reopened every old scar on my heart. "I really need to go. I have to get up in the morning," Carol was say- ing. "Yeah..." But it wasn't to her that I replied. isn't it hard when it finally hits (% 4 ;E than a catch a glimpse, to get a word in, btd she disappeared through the back doet ell is. with the guy who looked liloq Michael Stipe. By then Carol had at INUTE, ready left, with another guy wif0 n out of looked like Michael Stipe. I saw her album in the store the nute. I next day, but I didn't buy it. You d of the probably shouldn't, either. Loge aind the~ hurts. fied pop arrangements (also reminis- cent of the dBs - in fact, wasn't that Chris Stamey back there on bass?) suited perfectly both her Southern drawl and her soul-bared lyrics. "I gave you ten second chances/ You gave me nine alibis," she sang on the third song, "Chasing Vapor Trails (His Turn To Cry)." His turn? Whoever he was, I thought, he was an asshole. I remembered a friend of mine telling me he saw her sing be- fore - "She's got this huge nose... - Richard Thompson, Benmont Tench, and Daniel Lanois among them - and they could play a good lick (notably Thompson's soloing on "Sphinx"), but she was the show. She sang of confusion, of being lost, of being hurt, in images ("In the air we are equals stars in a sequel to the story of a girl") that made me feel like her closest friend, with a voice, honeyed but traveled, that could have killed me in an instant. Did she just look at me? that your lover is less friend It sure is, Syd. It sure as h "I said I have to -" "Yeah, inna goddamn MI OK?" I yelled, jerking my ar her hand. It was more than a mi waited until the end of the en set, until the crowd thinned last guitar was packed up, ho )ping to -Jim Poniewozik@ the I -In conjunction with a section of Film/Video 412, The Michigan Theater is presenting a series of films in the coming semester that were directed by the two Irish- Americans Johns of American cin- ema, Ford and Huston. The fest is kicking off with Stagecoach (1939), Ford's classic Western that cata- pulted John Wayne to stardom. Also playing this month are another of Ford's greats, The Grapes of Wrath (September 19 & 20), and Huston's noir masterpiece, The Maltese Falcon (September 26 & 27). *..Wednesday, September 13 The RC Players are holding a mass meeting at 7 p.m. in East Quad ***Thursday, September 14 room 126. Actors, playwrights, tech people, and directors needed. 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