wo w Stop the Presses! Daily gaffes . w. lw w- -W -W _W -W T from thro This year, the Daily made AB- SOLUTELY NO MISTAKES. Un- derstand? We were flawless. There were no typos, no style errors, no misquotes and misrepresentations, no layout problems, no misleading headlines, no identical stories on the front page, no staff members getting arrested, and not a single biased story. SO STOP COMPLAINING. Only the New York Times makes mistakes, NOT the Daily. However, if we WERE to make Some of these were written by Steve Knopper, and others by Jim Poniewozik, neither of whom ever make mistakes. )ughout th mistakes, this is what some of them might be - purely hypothetical, of3 course:1 Wut a logn strainge trip its bin A photo caption last Thursday identified two men at the parking lot of "Crysler" Arena, waiting for the "Greatful" Dead concert. The mis- spellings were caught and corrected in a caption the next day - to "Chrysler" and "Greatfull." Accord- ing to the caption, the photo was of Dead singer.. um... "Jimmy" Garcia. We called, but no one was home Any of you hockey fans try call- e year ing our brand-new "Hockey Hotline" earlier this term? Actually, that was the brainchild of Sports Editor Mike Gill, who listed the regular Daily Sports phone number for the hot- line. But he forgot to warn the rest of us, most of whom don't know a hockey puck from a floppy disk. Did I hear a harp? On Dr. Martin Luther King's birthday, the Daily reported that the School of Music would host a lec- ture/recital by conductor Eva Jessye and University Prof. Undiwe Smith Moore in honor of King. Although Moore did pay tribute to Jessye, Jessye was unable to attend, as she is currently deceased. The dream of milk Four Daily photographers - KarenHandelman, Dave Lubliner, Scott Lituchy, and John Munson - won a very prestigious Columbia Gold Circle Award for their photo feature on students celebrating Dr. Martin Luther King's Birthday. Ac- cording to the award list sent by Columbia, their feature was called, "Milk Day: Honoring the Dream." Our prize-winning photogs next plan a giant spread on "Juice, toast, and eggs: Fighting for a Balanced Break- fast." We can't even quote ourselves right A correction last month read, "Daily Opinion Editor Elizabeth Esch did not defend the use of un- substantiated facts in editorials. The Daily misrepresented her statements in a news story yesterday." 'Nuf said. Who's that again? Again in Weekend Magazine last term, our story on deputization ex- posed Assistant Director of Safety Robert Pifer because of his past training with the FBI. We pointed him out in a photo by circling his head. Only one thing - that wasn't 10.- his head. In fact, Pifer's head wasn't even in the photo. In fact, we have absolutely no idea whose head it was. Perhaps it belonged to the go- rillas. Stop me before I draw more Late last month, the Daily ran a letter to the editor castigating a Michigan Delay cartoon as "often sore and degrading." The letter was written by David Kalat, who, as it turned out, drew the cartoon. Reporter writes article On April 4, the Daily ran a letter to the editor by a reader responding to a letter. The headline read, "Reader responds to letter." Nice shot, Sean Remember when Michigan bas- ketball guard Sean Higgins sent us to the championship game by pop- ping in a shot at the buzzer against Illinois? If you saw the Daily last week, you may have a somewhat distorted memory of it. You see, the ball wouldn't fit in our photograph, so we sort of, well... moved it. In fact, in our photo the ball was head- ing straight for the front of the rim. Next time, forget the basketball team. Leave the championship to the Daily. 8 The Arurr sesr of Seventh Annual Reader Poll U It's all over. You can stop holding your breath. The results are in, and we've got the exclusive. Your picks and pans of the best and worst of this hamlet we like to call home. Some past winners kept on winning, but there were also some upstart victors in the race for the Best of Ann Arbor. By the way, this is the last issue of Weekend Magazine until the fall. But now, on to the winners. Best Food BURGER Krazy Jim's Blimpy- Burger (551 S. Division) Quality grease - and a whole helluva lot of toppings. Even if you're not into the red meat thing, try the Ultimate Cheese sandwich. With an egg, five cheeses, and pep- pers, it tastes better than it sounds. But get there early, the line has been known to run out the door at dinner- time. PIZZA Cottage Inn (512 E. William) The sesame seed crust adds that extra bonus - plus, they're slicing the Sicilian in a funky new diagonal way so everyone gets some of the crust! What more could a pizza-lover want? POPCORN Stucchi's (302 S. State) Once thought of as the new kid on the block, Stucchi's has taken over as popcorn monarch, beating out Tice's in a close race. What's next for the local Italian giant? HOT DOGS Red Hot Lovers (629 E. University) Still the best weiner in town! Try 'em with chili, mustard, ketchup, sauerkraut, peppers, onions, relish, etc. And their chili-cheese fries are superb. When the weather gets nice, snarf down the dogs outside. BAGELS Bagel Factory (1306 S. University) Virtually the only store in Ann Arbor to feature bagels, the Bagel Factory ran away with it. And nowhere in New York do they have fragels like this. Continued on Page 8 ~f', )f /1 The only building rte U highlights or, the Law Quad wvas voted most attrac, GDT and S[LL\AN' AND THE WINNER F ' ' - The Breakfast Place Famous for our Raisin Toast & Homemade Bread 1100 E. Catherine St. Bam-4pm weekdays Gam-3pm Saturdays 7am-2pm Sundays ih¢bf 'p. ,.1 THE LDD EST] YEAROCC w THE BEST SUBS Steak & Cheese-Mushroom teak & Cheese-Pepper Steak & Cheese-Pizza Steak & Cheesy bby's Famous Submarine-Salami Sub & Cheese-Ham & Ham & Cheese-Turkey & Cheese-Chicken Sa ad-T U;%s.Italian Sausage-Chicken N' Cheddar-Cheesebur a Burger & Cheese-Pizza Burger & Cheese-Taco heese-Mushroom Steak & Cheese-Pepper Steak teak & Cheese-Tubby's Famous Submarine- e-Ham & Cheese-Fried Ham & Cheese ® .hicken Salad-Tuna Salad-Gyros-Italia S b o ar-Cheeseburger -Mushroom Bur r & Cheese-Taco Sub.Steak & C -Pepper Steak & Cheese-Pizza Steak & Cheese-Tubby's Famous Submarine-Salami Enjoy the Spring Sipping Sangria on Dominick's Spacious Outdoor Balcony!": S- - Ann Arbor's Original and a 6 Oldest Sidewalk Cafe. s Serving as the Campus Gathering 1 1 Place for Over 25 Years! %,* " MINIK'.81 en , Monday'-Saturda'y/?:30AMI MP.."Sunda-4,M = f1/, ~!!/.\ \fr ,/ ,\\ \\/ _ / _I,1: ! i \;,/""N \ - /:/mo I or f o 'C- a =, 'he %rw?7 of s6 Wipu - l' At Mendelssohn Theatre April 12-15 & 19-22 at 8 PM April 15,16 and 22 at 2 PM Tickets are $7.50, $8.50, $9.00 and $10.00. STUDENT SEATING $5.00 with ID. ,l ;, , J Y.. & OF 1989 IS... i. And all kinds of variations. by and TRY to choose just one! Call 763-1085 or visit the Mendelssohn Theatre Box Office Spresented by The University of Michigan Gilbert and Sullivan Society -t Books are now available for pick-up Michigan Ensian office in the Student Publications Building, 420 Ma Call 764-0561 for further details. Books must be picked-up by December With the purchase of a 1989 boo 1988 Ensians can be purchased for ', D iu r.\ i L/ Lti% V S3 /rr . w I Ira" PAGE 22 WEEKEND/ APRIL 14, 1989 WEEKEND/ APRIL 14,1989