Page 10 - The Michigan Daily - Monday, April 10, 1989 $5 Revue lets the audience. eat cake BY BETH COLQUITT IT was funny and cute and nostalgic. What it wasn't was professionally performed, or strong, or in tune. Joan Morris's $5 Revue was a big disap- pointment from a critic's standpoint. Never has this critic wished less to be a critic. Perhaps that is a melodramatic statement, but the Revue could have been so good. The $5 Revue is a revival of an old style of entertainment that really shouldn't have died out. It is also a style that Joan Morris and her husband, Bill Bolcom, tour the world with, trying double-handedly to sustain. When they appear in town again, go see them, they're wonderful. A revue is a vaudeville sort of performance which includes songs and dances and lots of bad jokes. The $5 Revue was rich in all these. They started out well with Rodgers and Hart's "'Cause We Got Cake," which was well performed. Unfortunately, the ensemble song only masked what became evident throughout the rest of the show: though the singers sounded terrific in a group, none of them had strong enough voices to stand alone. The program included some real old favorites, such as "Boy Wanted" (recently performed by Twiggy in My One and Only ) and "Flying Down to Rio" from the movie of the same name. Amy Forman also performed a very charismatic "Nobody Makes a Pass at Me," and Lynne Sherwood performed Carole King's 1960 hit "Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow?" The show was amusing and entertaining from a standard viewer's point of view, and as a viewer I enjoyed it. As a critic, however, I have to be picky and say that it lacked strength and conviction, although it made up in style and charm. The jokes were so awful and so old that one just had to smirk, at least. The skits fell a little flat, as the performers demonstrated that they were really not actors, but singers and, well, supposedly dancers. The $5 Revue is something that I would recommend if it didn't cost $5. It was sweet and cute. It was also professionally presented, with nice cos- tumes in the intimate Arena theater environment. As their opening and clos- ing tune said, "We got cake," but unfortunately it turned out to be angel food, or maybe a Bundt - without much substance in the middle. THE $5 REVUE continues its run Thursday, Friday, and Saturday at 11 p.m. in the Arena Studio in the Frieze Building. Tickets are $5. 4 I and... yeah, okay, turntables. But it's not rap, either, man! Not hard enough... not at all. I won't even get into the rhymes, because on funk like this, lyrics function as additionals. Maybe I'm hard to please, man, who knows. But the point I been makin' is this... too often, brothers put a knob on the funk and turn it down for the radio. Don't ask me why, but it never works. (Well, maybe sometimes.) So, why turn it down? 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