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OPINION

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Monday, February 20, 1989

TheMchigan

Pcc

exposed

as

hypocrites

By Hilda Beltran
Fifty or so women and men met at 8
o'clock Saturday morning to join the
Committee to Defend Abortion Rights
(CDAR) in the protest against the Preg-
nancy Counseling Center (PCC) in Ypsi-
'Janti. As we were outside chanting and

picketing -- with the Ann Arbor News,
reporters from the Daily, and the TV gang
filming away - volunteers from the cen-
ter came out from their brick box office
bearing trays of coffee and doughnuts for
Those who were protesting the center's ac-
tivities.
Since only an hour before those same
volunteers had all slipped quickly into
their brick box office without so much as
a "good-morning" to their Ann Arbor op-
position the volunteers' sudden effusion of
hospitality once the media arrived at ten
was clearly not a function of having
emerged from early-morning crankiness,
but rather a premeditated attempt at
"newsworthiness." It was an attempt to
make themselves look good - good as in
not bad , which is how one might nor-
mally regard a center which guises itself as
"neutral" while providing pregnant women
with misinformation, lies and manipula-
tive, anti-choice literature.
Of course, no one knows for a fact what
motivated the PCC volunteers to bring
CDAR members a continental breakfast.
But since it was maybe, just maybe, a
symbolic publicity stunt, a little theatrical
k review seems in order.
First of all, the offering of coffee and
Hilda Beltran is afirst year graduate
student in the Department of English.

doughnuts to strangers has an appeal to a
wide audience. It is an unmistakably, al-
though not exclusively, "Christian" act,
one which we all - Christians or not -
could probably do more often, particularly
for those who are really hungry and cold.
On this level, the coffee Magi for the
PCC can be seen as having acted from
pure altruism. The act, to romantics at
least, may auger well for Bush's "age of
the proffered hand."
However, the fact that the particular
group of strangers to whom PCC volun-
teers offered coffee were members of an
organization which is, in short, PCC's
enemy, complicates the issue. While on
this level, too, the PCC volunteers per-
formed another classically "Christian" act,
it is not a simple act of do-onto-your-
brotherness (which according to Jesus
Christ ought to be a private act anyway,
and certainly not a media event). The PCC
volunteers, exposed by CDAR, as the
hypocrites they actually are, were turning
their other cheek to their critics and
thereby representing themselves as Suffer-
ing Martyrs, as The Oppressed, as The
Discriminated Against. Their allusive act
went beyond making them look good as in
not bad; they looked righteous as well as
they enacted as updated version of one of
Jesus Christ's most memorable com-
mandments: love your enemies, give them
caffeine and cholesterol.
For fear of provoking a record breaking
bounty on my head by Christian funda-
mentalists, I wish to make the obligatory
but genuine disclaimer that I'm challeng-
ing neither the teachings of Jesus Christ
nor the legitimacy of Christianity. In fact,
it is because religious acts - and, by ex-
tension, quasi-religious acts like the
PCC's - do hold hope and meaning for
many members of our society, we must
examine the ways they can be manipula-
tive - and their meanings inverted -
when misused by organizations such as
the PCC, who hide offensive political
agendas behind "neutral," but subtly
evocative, public relations campaigns.

Their contrived placidity conveyed two
things. First, they were untroubled by the
significance of this peaceful confrontation.
Second, their smiles communicated that
their position was one of uncompromised
righteousness. They seemed, hopefully
only for sake of the media, unperturbed by
thoughts of poverty, incest, child abuse,
sexism, racism - crimes in which they,
by the so-called virtue of their so-called
"Right to Life" position, are implicated,
crimes for which they, like all of us, are
ultimately accountable.
But it was more than just this histrionic
imperviousness which was disturbing. It
was the way they approached, two at a
time from two different sides of the oval
in which members of CDAR were march-
ing. It was the way in which, as the
CDAR members continued to walk and
chant for the reproductive rights of
women, the two volunteers - one man
and one woman - walked forward holding
their trays of steaming coffee. And it was
the fact that although we outnumbered
them about ten times over, they were suc-
cessful, even if only for a moment, in
physically changing our formation.
In a matter of seconds, our oval became
a circle, the circle constricted, spaces be-
tween individual members of CDAR less-
ened, and we now covered only half of the

space that we had before the volunteers
came with their insidious tidbits. As the
PCC Breakfast Club approached,' our
group was being pushed further away from
the office, toward the edge of the public
sidewalk, and might have been pushed into
the parking lot next door if a couple of
members had not had the ephiphanal real-
ization that this fate was not inevitable,
that we didn't have to be pushed around,
and that the answer was simple: include
them in the circle, step around them, en-
close them, use the power of our numbers.

'They seemed... unperturbed by thoughts of poverty, incest,
child abuse, sexism, racism - crimes in which they... are
implicated, crimes for which they, like all of us, are ultimately
accountable.'

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powerful minority but not an
unconquerable one, and that they were
emblems of The Larger Picture. This is
important to remember when we consider
that although some seventy percent of
Americans recognize - in the privacy of
poll-taking - the importance of a
woman's control over the process of
reproduction, the thirty percent who
disagree have been publicizing their
opinion for years now. It is essential that
we organize in defense of abortion righlts
and that we do not underestimate the

Once this occurred, once the volunteers we
within the circle rather than on its periph-
ery, it mush not have been so easy to
smile indifferently; PCC volunteers turned
around quickly, walked out from within
our circle, and returned to their office.
What is significant about this mere
thirty-second long event was that this
PCC duo proved to be an unexpectedly

power this minority, which is well ac-
quainted with the currently fashionalile
economics of morality and the manipula-
tion of their public image. Nor can We
overestimate the immunity of the even
greater minority, the nine Supreme Court
members in whose malleable hearts the
final decision rests, to the insidious
proselytizing of the not so righteous few.


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$S ATURDAY, THE race for the
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POWER
deserves
applause
To the Daily:
Let us examine the action at
Yost Ice Arena last Friday
(2/3/89). Yes this letter be-
longs on the Opinion Page be-
cause I am speaking of the ac-
tion between approximately
twenty-five protestors and
many fans of the Michigan
Hockey Team. Are we as fans
so supportive of rour teams that
some will harass protestors in-
stead of thinking and dealing
with the issues? I had a few

and someone. Let us take some
time out to applaud the courage
and strength of POWER's
team.
-Russ Meller
February 8
POWER
protest un-
warranted
To the Daily:
We are writing about the
outrage over the actions of
Mark Sorenson, Jeff Urban,
Todd Copeland, and Brad
Turner. Last month they were

that Red Berenson and/or the
Michigan Athletic Department
take action against them? As
we recall, the crime that they
committed appears in the laws
of the State of Michigan and/or
the City of Ann Arbor. The
University of Michigan Ath-
letic Department has nothing
to do with this matter. Red
Berenson's job is to coach
hockey; he is not their father or
babysitter. When these men
leave Yost Ice Arena, Beren-
son's responsibilities towards
them end.
Allow us to make a compar-
ison. Suppose I (that is, the
male co-author) were to com-

mit the same crime. Would
people protest my place of
work for not suspending me?
Would my actions reflect upon
my employer (which, in my
case is the University)? Of
course not. I would be pun-
ished according to the laws of
the City of Ann Arbor, just
like these four men were. Our
point is that just because these
men happen to be hockey
players, they should not be
punished twice for their crime.
Let them serve their time and
leave them alone.
-Robert Levine
Elizabeth Davis
February 7
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