20 U. THE NATIONAL COLLEGE NEWSPAPER

Student Body FEBRUARY 1989

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A & A: Congratulations on your
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Love, S.A.S.
Angela - I hope you had fun at
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Anne - Congratulations! You've
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Happy Valentine's Day, my dear
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Hopeall'sgoingwell. Haveagum-
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Susan Kahn - You are the
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To all the beautiful ladies of Alpha
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versity, especially Dawn. I wish
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- Botch-a-boo-boo
To "The Men": i.e. DD SAINT
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