The Michigan Daily - Friday, December 2, 1988 -Page 13. Uncle Bonsai raps, rates with crowd BY KIM MCGINNIS THREE people were spotted dressed as Uncle Bonsai this year for Halloween - the cult is growing. The folk trio returns to Ann Arbor for the third time in just over 12 months Saturday night. They haven't been here since July's Summer Arts Festival, where they invited the entire Power Center crowd to join them for a pool party at the Ann Arbor Inn. ("Just 'say you're with the Rabinowitz party. DO NOT mention Uncle Bonsai.") Uncle Bonsai burst onto the local. scene at the 1987 Ann Arbor folk festival. With such biting songs as "Boys Want Sex in the Morning" and the real "Suzy" (rather than the Chenille Sisters' valium- influenced version), they were an instant hit. Since that show, the group has been returning regularly, to the delight of their expanding audience.' Ashley Kristen, Arni Adler, and Andrew Rat'shin conspired to create Uncle Bonsai. Although now based in Seattle, all three grew up in the New York area and graduated from Bennington College in Vermont. They didn't connect, however, until after they had migrated west. Kristen, hoping to form a traditional folk group, advertised in the paper for musicians. What she got was Adler and Ratshin and nothing close to traditional. A friend suggested the name - it has no significance beyond being catchy - and Uncle Bonsai was born. Their first club date was three one-hour sets - which was great, except for the fact that they only had six songs. Thus, out of necessity, their bizarre audience rapport started. They now have tons of material but they still like to talk a lot - to each other, to the audience, recapping the show for late- comers. ("First, we did a song about liposuction, then we did one called 'Womyn with a Y,' then we talked for a while about Andrew's dog.") Their shows border on theater, but, unlike a lot of performers, they don't have stilted routines worked up around songs. Uncle Bonsai have been described as "new wave" folk artists - "folk" only because Ratshin's acoustic guitar is their sole accompaniment, "new wave" because it's impossible to pin them down. They say that they like to be prepared to play in any sort of music club, so they have at least one song in every genre - folk, rock, reggae, blues, boogie-woogie, dance, etc. They even have a doo-wop version of the "Star Spangled Banner." They are often compared to the Roches. Both groups are bitingly funny trios with amazing vocals, but next to Uncle Bonsai, the Roches are tame. Bonsai's lyrics (mostly written by Ratshin) are often searingly satirical and require careful listening. The three of them sing at such a frenetic pace and with such complex interactions that short lapses of atten- tion may ,cause you to miss a major point of the song. The lyrics are strongly feminist and political as well as fun. "Penis Envy," which was banned from several San Francisco area radio stations, explores what Adler and Kristen would do if they had a penis - "I'd stuff it in turkeys on Thanksgiving Day... If I had a penis I'd still be a girl, but I'd make much more money and conquer the world." It's almost exam time; you're throwing together your last few papers. Give yourself a break. Help yourself through this stressful period. Go see Uncle Bonsai. UNCLE BONSAI at The Ark, Saturday, 7:30 and 10 p.m. $1050. Be there. . No, they're right) Arni. not a small Japanese garden tree. The faces behind the name are (left to Adler, Andrew Ratshin, and Ashley Kristen. .. Messiah: an old rebel's t .; .:, -. ecclesiastical echoes BY MARGIE HEINLEN TRADITION and traditional don't always mean the same thing. For those of you rebels who think that revolting against parents who want their kids to go to law school by running off to start a band is something relatively. new, think again. George Freiderich Handel was a bigger rebel than you'll ever be. The man who wrote possibly the most venerable oratorio (an ecclesiastical drama set to music) in the history of music was more like Meatloaf than Mozart. Handel, who wrote the Messiah in a mere 24 days, was corpulent in size, rudeness, temper-and brilliance. He brought religious music back into style (that's right, just like Stryper). In his early years he was managed by a celebrated Italian agent, Ferdinando Medechi, who had a monopoly on the Renaissance arts, but was later signed to another royal label. London's kings of popular music, by mandate not Casey Kasem, Georges I and II gave him a contract he couldn't refuse. Handel had many problems with music pirates as copywriting wasn't around in the 1700's.He produced what few others have - a work which in itself has become a tradition. The Electric Light Orchestra even lifted his famous Halleluiah chorus for the opening of one of their most famous pieces. Even today, he has groupies; the Handel Societies of Boston and London work solely in the preforming and publishing of his work. Let's just see if Elvis festivals will still be held in the year 2146. See Handel, Page 16 -, w ww w V VTw wV-V Vw-. v- V 1 7 i i i i N w I I Read We woie4 COUPON With this entire ad- FREE 12 oz. drink expires 12-8-88 -A, M, -M AK LJL Z_ Z x xZ Z Z n ® BRING IN THIS AD FOR. A GREAT MOVIE DEAL! (ONE TICKET PER COUPON) Fluoressential art ROBINLOZNAK/Doily An installation art piece glows in one of the Rackham galleries. Luke Mendle (blur in background left) constructed the work using fluorescent lights and an electrical arc unit for a multi-media exhibit. See story, page 12. 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