This 21 no blackjack The Michigan Daily - Monday, November 7, 1988 - Page 7- 4'- BY TONY SILBER The Vietnam film is a fascinating genre that has developed over the last twenty years with £stinctly different mood textures. From the imperialistic thrust of John Wayne's The Green Berets (1968) to the photographic poetry and cerebral murkiness of Apocalypse Now (1979) to the insanity of justifying unnecessary death in Platoon (1986), these films have matured around the genre they were created in. The Vietnam film hWs a new colt in its stable with the recent release of Bat 21. Simply put, the "maturing" of the Vietnam film has regretfully stopped with this disappointment. From Peter Markle, the director who brought you Hot Dog....The Movie (1984), what more could you expect? And dreadfully miscast, Gene Hackman (French Connection) belongs in a Vietnam film as much as Sylvester Stallone belongs in a John Hughes production of Hamlet. The film's plot is as compelling as She Gods , of Shark Reef . Golf-playing-surveillance-expert Lt. Colonel Iceal Hambleton (Hackman) is rudely shot down by a Viet Cong missile while on an observation flight. After parachuting safely behind enemy lines, he must survive in a neighborhood that makes Detroit look like Salt Lake City until his military pals can pick him up before the secret bombing of the area. Co-star Danny Glover comes along for this misguided attempt at originality, as Captain Bartholomew Clark, the pilot sent to watch over Hackman, and incredibly, the two become best friends in the process. Throw in some spectacular battle scenes, mine fields, and acts of cunning by Mr. Hackman and you get a boring, predictable, overly melodramatic waste of good celluloid. As for the script of Bat 21, English tutorial students would laugh at the obvious adolescence and shallow texture of this ill-fated screenplay by William C. Anderson and Geroge Gordon, two Hollywood third-stringers who cut Basic Composition at Malibu Community College. So, is there any savior for this mess of filmmaking? No. This film gives no identity to the Vietnam War, or the Americans who fought in it. It makes no statement and doesn't justify the senseless committment to military intervention in Southeast Asia. Bat 21 goes nowhere from the start and ends the same place. Danny Glover, who was excellent inWitness (1985), is sadly useless here. Hackman, who plays the fifty-three year old desk job military officer who accidentally gets his first field experience, does not develop into a hero, but instead becomes a Geritol Rambo who'd rather play golf in Pheonix. Every great film career has at least one dud. Thus another chapter in the history of the Vietnam film is written with Bat 21, but let's hope this is not the last attempt at exploiting this genre or the whole tradition risks ending on a bad note. This film will gain no respect compared to its Vietnam counterparts, but copies will eternally be in at your video stores - because no one will want to take them out. Bat 21 is now showing at the Showcase Cinemas and at Fox Village. Y£ Gene Hackman plays a military desk jockey thrown combat in Bat 21, a film which proves that not only is hell, war movies can be, too. in to war Creativity carries Christ BY BETH COL UITT ,- Creativity is a wonderful thing. The creativity of the pibducers and the director of Jesus Christ Superstar in casting Pontius Pilate as a woman was a brilliant move. The highest of many high points in this show were when Pilate was on stage, and Elizabeth Richmond as Pilate upstaged the whole cast. Even though I had known that Pilate and Herod were to be played by women in Musket/UAC's version of Jesus Christ Superstar , I was perplexed by the woman in pink regal robes and a laurel wreath as she came onstage for "Pilate's Dream." I now think that I will never be satisfied seeing a man play Pilate's part again, because Richmond gave such a poignant performance as the person "saddled with the murder" of Christ. She made the part a woman's part, portraying Pilate as the victim of hypocritical, back-stabbing Christians -- a view of Pilate that is long overdue Both Pilate and Herod (Jenny Perry) gave performances which removed any need for a male actor. However, although "Herod's Song," as well as Herod the character, were amu-sing, the scene could have been more polished, and perhaps taken a bit further. In Rice/Webber's script, Herod the male is supposed to be effeminate, flirting with Christ a little, but Director Eric Gibson said that he wanted to stay away from any male-female allusions in the scene. It might have been a ,stronger scene if Gibson had left that element of attraction in the show. Using new innovations in the production of Jesus Christ Superstar is no surprise since the play itself takes a new angle towards the last seven days of Christ. Jesus (Jim Van Dore) has become a wimp, a sell-out to his image. A critic, catching all of Christ's mistakes and indulgences (namely Mary Magdalene), Judas (Matthew Barrit) is the star and the deepest personality on stage. The main flaw of Musket's show was that Judas lacked guts. Throughout the first act he seemed afraid to let loose with his voice and his gestures, although he improved during the second half. The role of Judas must be played with force, and Barrit's performance, although good, was not convincing enough. Other highlights of the show were the group characters: the chorus, apostles, and priests. The ensemble did a marvelous job in their multifaceted roles. The chorus sang extremely well. Each pantomimed role was well done, pro-perly exaggerated to give the chorus' overall appearance flair. The choreography was superb. During numbers such as "What's the Buzz," "The Temple," and "Superstar," the chorus was energetic, clear, and precise. The temple priests, especially Caiaphas (Geoffrey Collins) and Annas (Doug Campbell), were delightfully nasty, and both voices were extraordinary. They were the only two whose voices were consistently'strong enough to be heard. The most amusing scene in the show was the Last Supper, thanks to adept acting on the part of the apostles. It was an hilarious scene, from all of them getting happily drunk on the "blood" of Christ ("Look at all my trials and tri-bulations/Sinking in a gentle pool of wine...") to their am-bition which implies the hypocrisy of Christianity ("Then when we retire we can write the gospel/So they'll all talk about us when we die."). The abrupt ending of Superstar was very surprising, but well-timed. There was nowhere else to go after the climax of "Father, forgive them..." Van Dore delivered these lines with far too little conviction. This great quote was not only man-gled, but delivered with a wishy-washy feeling. Superstar had some weaknesses: a lack of polish and a lack of the strong voices necessary to compliment the chord-crunching rock of many of the songs. However, an absence of conviction was more than overshadowed by wonderful scenes and performers. Velvet Elvis Velvet Elvis Enigma If this were Sale of the Century instead of a record review, it would sound something like this... I am an album. I was recorded by a band from south of the Ohio River. I was produced by Mitch Easter. I feature twangy guitars, '60s-ish organs, straightforward drumming, and clear, but slightly nasal vocals by a clean-shaven young man with glasses. Music critics have described me as "quirk- y, poppy," and "upbeat." My songs all range from three to four minutes and contain vague lyrics about love or something like that. Give up? Of course you do. Problem is, after listening to both sides of this album, you'll still give up. Is this Love Tractor without the jazz? Tom Petty with a haircut? Dumptruck with key- boards? It's all of this and mor- well, it's all of this. OK, given this, I will say that Velvet Elvis have promise, evid- enced by songs like "What in the World," an affecting ballad that shows the band can live up to the first half of their name, in more ways than one. The lyrics occasion- ally transcend the haziness of the nouveau-Ameri-guitar lexicon (i.e., mention something about fire, rain, running, or falling eery few lines and use adjectives without nouns). And, hey, you have to give any band credit that can end a line with the words "lonely one" and not rhyme it with "only one." But on the whole, Velvet Elvis does little more than xerox pages out of the Gospel According to Easter without adding its own footnotes. I wouldn't count Velvet Elvis out of the Next Big Thing race just yet, but I wouldn't count $7.99 out of my wallet just yet, either. -Jim Poniewozik Various Artists "Just Say Yo" (Volume 2 of "Just Say Yes") Sire CD-only release The question here, as with any sampler album, is not aesthetic but economic - is it worth my bucks? So I'm going to have to break my anti-gimmick critic's vows; here's my Consumer Reports record review. "Although not as packed with primo features as was the inaugural CD from the college/British oriented Sire label, the 70-minute Just Say Yo does offer a unique chance to test-drive some exciting new -)unds. Among them, you'll get the best performance from the disco-mixed desert-music strains of Israeli pop singer Ofra Haza ("Galbi"), the rich Patsy Cline country of k.d. Lang ("Black Coffee"), and the spare rock of A House ("Call Me Blue"). And with a stack of standard features such as killer out-takes, live cuts, and mega-mixes by groups like, Morrissey, Depeche Mode, and Mighty Lemon Drops, all to offer for the $7.98 list price, you'd have to e rzy-o maybe broke - t becay - or m y eb oeto just say "no" to this deal." After you buy the aforemen- tioned items, please send in the consumer preference survey found on page 88--Ed. -Michael Paul Fischer l e 1 f- I I o rd pr ocessing made simple. 4}y ILAI Word rocessing made sim pler. MORGAN STANLEY& CO. Incorporated invites students of all majors to a presentation on Opportunities in Investment Banking Monday, November 7, 1988 Pendleton Room Michigan Union 5:00 - 7:00 PM. Representatives of Morgan Stanley will be present to discuss: * The Investment Banking Industry " The Financial Analyst Program Contact the Career Planning & Placement Office or the School of Business Administration Placement Office for additional information Talk about manual labor. 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