_ w -IF-- - mw MF IMPOSSIBLE WINSTON Continued from Page 4 remembered that my tuition bill is, as of yet, unpaid, and that the cat's litter box really does need to be changed. I have to admit the music does have an effect, and I do, admittedly, own a few Michael Hedges albums, some Shadow Fax recordings, and a couple of Andreas Vollenveider's records. I insist, however, that the effect produced by Greg Brown (a man whose children I would happily bear) on my per- sona are far more realistic and tan- gible and that Nat King Cole, Judy Garland, Doris Day, Sarah Vaughan, and the amazing Alberta Hunter can still steal my heart. In effect, my promo reads as fol- lows: George Winston is an incred- ibly talented pianist. Albeit his commercially-induced decision to record only his mood-altering works, his concerts are a hell of a lot more exciting and invigorating than his recordings. If you can put aside your desire to send Shirley Maclaine back to one of her previ- ous lives and if your olfactory sense can put up with the patchouli, Winston is a good bet for a night of melodic entertainment. Be ready to relax at first, his openers usually consist of the music he's best known for: New Age. GEORGE WINSTON will be playing at Hill Auditorium Sunday at 7:30 p.m. Tickets are available at all the Michigan Union Ticket Of- fice for $15.25 Continued from Page 4 week later); and Howie Kantoff on drums. Mission: Impossible's gigs, with all their manic fury, are bound to create memorable incidents. Kantoff recalled one time, "when I looked up and Andy was not where he was supposed to be. He was across the bar, bent over backwards, with a guy pouring a beer down his throat, but he didn't miss a note." And if you want to know how an Ann Ar- bor police car got its windows knocked out and its tires slashed, you'll have to ask Carr yourself. MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE will be appearing at Rick's Saturday at 10 p.m. n \C ~-' Come to PONDEROSA to cram freas. Reach 40;000 readers after class, advertise in 0be Michigan EWIU M A G A Z I N E . DURANT Continued from Page 10 our prime-time TV viewing with Lynda Carter as Wonder Woman and Lee Majors as the Six Million Dollar Man. Who do kids watch today? Mr. T? , Children's shows today are as mild as a bowl of, cold grits. Where's the global perspective? Kids I grew up with liked to see the Japanese series Ultra Man and watch him fight battles in space against creatures who were threatening earth. Every time the warning light in Ultra Man's chest lit up (indicating his life was run- ning out), we'd start screaming for him to hurry up and get rid of his enemy before his time would run out and he'd die. I remember how sad our fifth grade class was the day after the final Ultra Man episode. You see, he was free to hurt his enemy monsters but forbidden to harm a human being. During the final episode, he accidentally killed a person, and his bosses from space banished him to roam the galaxy forever, never to return to earth. But we didn't grieve for long, because we found another 150-foot monster- fighting hero in Johnny Socko and his Flying Robot. Do kids today have educational shows? Oh yeah, they have Sesame Street, but Mr. Hooper and David are both long dead, and Maria and Luis have settled into being an old married couple. Mr. Rogers is still the lame-brained nut he always was and hasn't changed his "Good Morning, Boys and Girls" or the early morning train ride through the cardboard town in 10 years. At least our generation, in addi- tion to the above mentioned educa- tional shows had Zoom, Big Blue Marble, 3-2-1 Contact, and (drum roll) The Electric Company (the show that at one time featured Rita Moreno and Irene Cara as regulars). 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