The Michigan Daily
Monday, April 4, 1988
Company lives up to its
By Lisa Magnino
The Comedy Company called last
weekend's production "The Really,
Really, Big Show." Such a broad
claim has to put one on edge about
how "really" good it will be, but
fortunately the show lived up to its
The night got off to a slow start
but picked up rapidly with the one-
two punchline of "Question and An-
Sswer," written by Dan King, and
"It's the Thought That Counts" by
"Not in Kansas" was a clever,
contemporary spoof of The Wizard of
Oz. Deb Congdon was especially
funny as Dorothy, the teenager on
the bad acid trip, and Melanie Mayo
was good as Auntie M, Q, and B.
But perhaps the standout sketch of
the act, and even the show, was
"Love Story," by Scott Clement. It
proved the old maxim "the less said
the better," as the sketch centered on
purely physical humor with no dia-
logue. This type of humor can be
difficult to pull off, but the Com-
pany proved its talent and depth in
this ensemble sketch.
The second act was a "first" for
the Company - it ran continuously
with segues given during one sketch
for the next. Some of the transitions
were weak, but others were well-done
and clever - the man with comedy
sketches for sale (Jon Glaser) was
The second act, like the first,
started off on shaky ground but
picked up in midstream. What col-
lege student wouldn't appreciate the
pontificating intellectuals of Eric
Steinhauer's "Existential Saccharine"
who couldn't understand why the
philosophy professor (Jeff Peters)
felt the need to give happy endings
to The Stranger and Crime and
Punishment.. Or what about "Fred
Jones ... Mall Cop," by Mike
Tower, the thrilling tale of Fred and
his imaginary friend as they fight
crime and litter in a suburban mall.
The evening ended with a bang (or
maybe a roar) with Steinhauer's
"Welcome to Camp Massacre," a
look at "mass murder by power tools
in a summer camp" films. All the1
proper ingredients were there - the1
foot locker stuffed with body parts,
the slightly eccentric camp caretakerI
who likes to carry rakes, the woman
who goes skinny-dipping in the lake,
and the people wandering into the
woods at night -"without flash-
lights of course."
The production was well-paced,
thanks to directors Jon Hein and
Matt Schlein, and producers Tim
Snyder and Melanie Harrison. The
continuous second act could have
been quite a pitfall but turned out to
be effective and funny.
Aside from a few weak moments,
the Comedy Company's "really, re-
ally big" production was reaUy, re-
ally entertaining. Good show!
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Ann Arbor and the University of
Michigan draw more than students
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nage agents "have very carefully
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major property and government
crimes, along with international
and domestic terrorism.
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ties in Ann Arbor were questioned
when U-M professors became con-
cerned about the bureau's inquir-
ies into the activities of a visiting
Russian scholar on campus.
Jackson said that federal investi-
gators have exposed professors at
Hope college and Wayne State Uni-
versity as foreign agents who sup-
plied sensitive information to the
FBI spokesman John Anthony
supported Jackson's comments
"There are numerous corpora-
tions in Michigan that do business
with the U.S. government that are
prime targets for bostile foreign
agents." he said.
He called Ann Arbor "one of the
areas in the state of Michigan that
we are concerned about" because
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