The Michigan Daily-Friday, April 1, 1988-Page 7 Books- Poetic Justice Edited by Jonathan and Andrew Roth 29 Reasons Not to to Law School By Ralph Warner and Toni Ihara Illustrated by Marti Stein Nolo Press $8.95/paperback You can ask any anthropolc A hatred of lawyers has pervade ery culture and every era of hi history. People naturally abho profession with an emotion fi than even the universal disgu dentists and dentistry. A mare comparison might be the mosq the blood-sucking trait and annoy capabilities certainly hold, right? all it takes to lash back at mosquito is a little swat. To g the lawyers, we need books lik Reasons Not to Go to Law Sc and Poetic Justice. Poetic Justice claims to b anthology of "The funniest, meE things ever said about lawyers.' vided into six rough subheading cluding "The Malpractice of Law' "The Law is Is Its Own Reward,' book quotes some of the g thinkers of history on their thou about lawyers. From Jimmy Car Makeba observation that "We are over- lawyered and under-represented," to Continued from Page S Franz Kafka's definition of the diary talents to Ann Arbor on Sun- lawyer, "Persons who write a 10,000 day evening. Masekela left South Go word document and call it a brief,",ray ing.6Masdeaftr oubhe the pages are full of non-stop lawyer Africa in 1960, and after a brief bashing. John Lennon, Charles marriage to, surprise, Miriam Dickens, and Pope Pius I all get their Makeba, he embarked on a sizzling licks in, ranging from harmless jabs solo career of his own. Like to vicious stabs. Makeba, Masekela is a voracious 29 Reasons Not to Go to Law anti-apartheid activist who melds School pretends to be a self-help this theme into his exuberant and book/ career guide, but it's more like spunky jazz tunes. His most recent ogist. a relentless attack on the legal ego. release, Tomorrow, reaffirms his d ev- Loaded with cartoons, the book takes perpetual concerns with such songs uman the law student through all the phases as the jubilant "Bring Him Back r the of education and occupation, pointing Home" and the scorching vision of ercer out all the threats to compassion, "Mayibuye (Come Back Africa)." In s apt sanity, and happiness. Overall, it's 1968 his single "Grazing in the ut quite a convincing argument, if not Grass" was one of the first African 'anc' as funny or readable as Poetic Justice. songs to hit number one i the U.S. ? But Of course, in the end, the damn His live performances carry a vivid the lawyers will spoil all of our fun by lyricism in full flight: resounding et at chuckling heartily and elbowing each vocals, glorious articulation, and e 29 other in the ribs over these books, as wistful reminiscence. In essence, hool if they get the joke. The same thing Masekela's music is full of dense happened when dentists across the and colorful musicscapes, his trum- e an country laughed their heads off at peting emitting a moody personality anest Steve Martin's portrayal of the sadis- all its own. He will truly knock ,i tic dentist in Little Shop of Horrors. your socks off. s in- But if just one prospective attorney Sunday's dual-performance at the " and changes his mind and sets his sights Power Center promises to be a cul- "the on a nobler goal, like an MBA or great MD, the world might just be a better ights place. x S S t S S C e i r tural, political, and musical experi- ence of unparalleled power and beauty. Makeba and Masekela bring with them a message - the most oppressed Black people on this earth have the light of victory in their eyes. In Makeba's words, "If South Africa is not free, none of the people of Black diaspora can be free. But I do know our independence is com- ing. 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