Women's Tennis vs. Indiana Saturday Track and Tennis Building SPORTS Softball vs. Western Michigan Monday Varsity Diamond The Michigan Daily Thursday, March 31, 1988 Page 7 Athletics will be kings of the West By RICHARD EISEN Ahhh, the smell of spring is in the air. The robins are once again chirping, the flowers are once again blooming and the squirrels are once again, uh, doing whatever they do. What all this adds up to is that baseball season is only four days away. And that means the fans will soon be extremely bored by the American League West. Yes, another full docket of scin- tillating Seattle-Texas games. An- other 13 White Sox-Minnesota Twins barn burners. None the less, attention must be paid to the weakest division in baseball, for two out of the last three World Champi- ons, heaven knows, have come from this division. So, here it goes. The predictions I,. in order of finish are: -OAKLAND ATHLETICS (81-81 in 1987, third place, four games back.) The Athletics will un- doubtedly win the division. They are also the only West team that has the ability to beat the A.L. East Champ. They are that strong. The lineup is stacked with powerful returnees such as Jose Canseco, Carney Lansford and Rookie-of-the-Year award winner Mark McGwire. Last year, McGwire set the rookie home run mark with 49 dingers. The Athletics made some great trades in the offseason, receiving veteran Dave Parker from the Reds, who will probably DH. Just the thought of Parker batting behind Canseco, McGwire, and Lansford conjures up images of Sputnik crashing through the ozone layer. The pitching staff was decent last year with 20-game winner Dave Stewart and excellent left-hander HELP WANTED PERFECT FOR STUDENTS! Part time jobs with MAJOR telemarketing company working evenings. $5-$8/hour. Located 2 BLOCKS from Student Union. Call 996-8890. Ask for Mr. Rush. Curt Young leading the rotation. With the additions of top notch pitchers Bob Welch and Matt Young, both coming in a trade with the Dodgers, the staff should be un- beatable. If the Athletics, who wish not to be called the A's anymore, do not win, they have no one to blame but themselves. -KANSAS CITY ROYALS (83-79, second place, two games back.) The Royals, under the guid- ance of new skipper John Wathan, will finish in the same place they did last year. The Royals did not play up to their potential last year, distracted by many off-field occurrences. The death of ex-manager Dick Howser and the announcement that their left-fielder, Bo Jackson, would take up football as a hobby in the off-season, definitely affected the Royals' play. Jackson rushed into spring train- ing with a new sports car, sporting license plates that read - "RAIDERS". This no doubt upset the management, but not enough to keep him out of the lineup. Jackson, who is just too potent a weapon to sit down, will be the starting left' fielder. Also returning is Kevin Seitzer, whose .320 plus batting av- erage nearly won him Rookie-of-the- Year honors, and good 'ol George Brett. Their pitching staff is good, with THE SPORTING VIEWS Bret Saberhagen and Charlie Liebrant, but they traded away good potential talent in Danny Jackson. The Athletics, however, will be just too much for the Royals. -MINNESOTA TWINS (85- 77, first place, World Champions.) World Champions Minnesota Twins sounds weird. It's kind of like saying Delicious Castor Oil. It just doesn't sound right. None the less, they won it all. B-ut don't think they will come close this year. The Twins best weapon isn't even a player, it's a building. The Humphrey Dome, their home den, is the most artificial arena in the world. The grass is made of turf, the walls are made of Glad Bags, and because the fences are so low, they extend them by putting a piece of plexi- glass on top. And there is something that resembles a shower curtain out in right field. The roof is the same color as the ball and the crowd noise, if there are enough fair-weathered fans to fill the joint, is deafening. Hence, with the stadium, the Twins have a distinct advantage over the opposition. The Twins should thank their lucky stars for that pinball machine of a dome, because outside of it they are awful. The pitching and hitting which is so great inside the Dome, fizzles outside. This, including the strength of Oakland, means that Minnesota can't slip by this year. - CHICAGO WHITE SOX (77-85, fifth place, eight games back.) This team will surprise you. Although finishing in fourth doesn't mean much, the Sox will do some damage. Everybody from the Loop to Decoven Street is panicking that since they traded away their best two pitchers, Floyd Bannister and Rich Dotson, the Sox are finished. Not so. The Sox have some pitching prospects including phenom Jack McDowell, who pitched Stan- ford to the College World Series and then came to -the majors and did a great job. As far as hitting, there will always be Harold Baines, Carlton Fisk, and Ozzie Guillen. And now the Sox have ex-Yankee Dan Pasqua. Now that Pasqua is out of the the pressure packed Bronx Zoo, he will knock the cover off the ball. -CALIFORNIA ANGELS, Seattle Mariners, and Texas Rangers (75-87, 78-84, 75-87; sixth place, fourth, sixth; 10 games back, 7, 10; all respectively.) C'mon. Who's kidding who, here. This year, these teams don't have much of a chance to do any- thing except cause some periodic trouble for the Athletics. WEEKEND MAGAZINE Fridays in The Daily 763-0379 HELP WANTED Ruby Tuesday Restaurant ., Bniarwood Mall Now Hiring Full or Part Time Line/Prep Cooks Host/Hostess Staff Apply in Person Mon-Fri. SUMMER JOBS FOR THE ENVIRONMENT Make money, make friends make a differ- ence. 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