w W w w WI W -1,Wl IRW ,qwi FILM c to E - mu (13 c1 a1 0 L0 'D.O.A.'remake will keep you on ser Dennis Quaid mixes humor and seriousness as poisoned prof c 0 0 0 0) 0) Ben and Nena shriek as mad biker April approaches. Get out of the way Kids! WE ARE SEEING LESS AND LESS OF OUR CUSTOMERS By Mark Shaiman You can never trust a film critic. The Detroit Free Press and The Ann Arbor News panned D.O.A., so I wailsed into the film ready to rip it apart. Yet here I am about to tell you how much I liked it. Simply, it is the most suspense- ful film I've seen in quite a while. The premise of the film is taken right from the 1949 film noir classic of the same name - an innocent man is poisoned and has only a day to find his "murderer." It's a terrific idea, and while this is almost the only way the remake resembles the original, the film sur- prisingly stands on its own. Dennis Quaid plays Dexter Cornell, an En- glish professor whose life takes a few turns for the worst. His top student takes a swan dive off a building, he is in the middle of a divorce proceed- ings, and he passes out in the bed of college frosh, Meg Ryan. It's been a bad day, and his hang- over is even worse since this one is really "killing" him, and he doesn't know how it happened. So he sets out to find his killer. That's about all I can say, since this is a thriller, and you would be less than thrilled if I gave anything away. Now that you know he has been poisoned, you can watch the film, looking for the glass containing the fatal drink and figure out who did it, right? Wrong! He drinks from more glasses than you can keep track of. And the rest of the film leaves you just enough in the dark to keep you on the edge of your seats. There is a small cast of characters, and every one has a possible motive. Not that Dexter is such a bad guy, PASS IT AROUND!. he's just always in the wrong place at the wrong time. Actually, he's a very likable fellow. Although he knows he is dying, he keeps a good, though slightly morose, sense of humor. But hey, wouldn't you? The comedy and seriousness work well together, increasing tension by keep- ing the audience unsure of how to react, Not only does the story work, but it's well filmed. At certain points a subjective camera is used to show us the world as Dexter sees it - spin- ning round. Quick camera motions produce dizzying effects, wholly ap- propriate to his condition. Kathy Huffhines of the Free Press says "High-tech cinematography, jazzy camera angles, and cutesy edit- ing only add confusion," but the story wraps up neatly in the end without a bit of confusion. How much suspense would there be if you knew all along what was really going on? And what's wrong with using the creative characteristics of motion pictures to enhance the story? We know this isn't a documentary. But Kathy and I do agree on one point. We like Dennis. I'm not say- ing he should get an Oscar, but he's truly capable and even good. He fits the part, able to go from college prof to private detective, like Harrison Ford in Raiders. He is able to be se- rious and comic, separating and blending the two when necessary. So what do you do now? Do you listen to other critics and save a few bucks, or do you go see it. Who do you believe? I have only two more words to say tc ,ou: trust me. Is Your Car Sick? Find the right doctor to fix it right here in the CAR PAGE Every Thursday in The Michigan Daily w0 r' Dennis Quaid plays poisoned prof Dexter Cornell in 'D.O A.' At Slender You figure salon you can lose those inches and pounds you've wanted to lose. Our six motorized exercise tables will help you tone and shape your body without you having to lift weights, or do lots of calisthenics, or aerobics or any other common exercise Simply use the machines! Sound too good to be true? Come in for a free first visit and try it. Talk to our trained staff, ask the other customers about it while you're there. You will find we have lots of customers we've been seeing less and less of lately. Call 662-9055 today so we can see less of you soon. Figure Salons North Campus Plaza 1727 Plymouth Rd. Ann Arbor, Michigan 662-9055 DEPARTMENT S TREMENDOUS SAV ORIGINAL PRICES THE SAVINGS G E - BA RGAIN BOUTIaLUE- 715 North (Downstairs at Hamilton S 662 10% OFF our already lou !50q any si A first name g 342 South S g Open Noon-Midni IM®M ®MM IN - U r __ PAGE 24 WEEKEND/ AF RCH 5J 1988 Y E EKEN[}IA!, RCH 25,;119§8