ART & ETRAIMN Midge surviving Sarah's final letter to him: "And what are your snobby ... neurosur- geon friends going to say when Midge in one of those lurid loose splashy dresses she wears to confuse the weight issue breaks into her shrill giggle and asks the host if there's a little-girls' room ...?" This is spite as a fine art. Secret handshake: Updike isn't above a lit- tle spite on his own behalf. Book reviewers Rhoda Koenig of New York magazine and Phoebe-Lou Adams of The Atlantic, who both panned "Roger's Version," may feel no friendlier toward "S." when they hit the part about "Rhoda Adams and Phoebe Koenig," Arhat disciples caught "intravag- inally smuggling cocaine across the border at Nogales." The novel's substratum of"in" jokes (an overpriced dentist named Dr. Po- dhoretz) and hat-tippings (Sarah's love of hawthorn trees) artfully undermines our trust in the narrative. This sort of pre-emp- tive deconstruction is the secret handshake of postmodern fiction. Updike may be the last of the great New Englanders, but he also hankers-see the stories in his 1979 collection, "Problems and Other Stories"- to hang out with the Donald Barthelmes. In "S." he gets to have it both ways. When Updike uses such mildly metafic- tional techniques to distance the reader from the story, he's often called "chilly" (Koenig) or "self-indulgent" (Adams). But consider the last sentence of "S." in which Sarah, wealthy, warm and enlightened, still longs for her wintry home and cold husband, and catches herself listening for the sound of "the garage door sliding up, in obedience to its own inner eye." Without that final astringent joke on those seeking to become (as the Buddha said) lamps unto themselves, the scene would be a mere tear- jerker. But to dry tears in the very process of jerking them is a more complicated achievement-and one that Updike's un- sentimental New England forebears would not have despised. DAVID GATES Two Books With 'the Buzz' How do books get "the buzz," that prepublication groundswell of anticipation that usually means some- thing good is coming? Well, generally it happens because an editor, and then a publish- ing house, and then trade pub- lications get excited about what they've read. There are generally one or two books each season that provoke such a response, and this spring they are The Mysteries of Pitts- burgh (297 pages. Morrow. $16.95) by Michael Chabon and Tupelo Nights (252pages. At- lantic Monthly Press. $1795) by John Ed Bradley. Fortu- nately, both these first novels live up to their buzz. "The Mysteries of Pitts- burgh" describes an awk- ward and turbulent summer 94& in the life of Art Bechstein, pampered son of a widowed gangster. Finished with all the requirements for gradua- tion from college in Pitts- burgh except for a term pa- per on Freud, Bechstein gets trapped in a sexual tug of war between a bohemian young woman named Phlox and a cosmopolitan younggay named Arthur Lecomte-and in a psychological face-off be- tween his father, who lives in Washington, D.C., and a char- ismatic local thug named Cleveland. For the first time, Bechstein must think about who he is and what he wants. Chabon writes boldly, and sometimes his overgenerous prose implodes, sending de- pendent clauses tumbling. But most of the time it pays I i N io-4P D SA-A E9 I LP A A Gothic story with raw passion: Author John Ed Bradley off, as in this insight: "I saw that I'd been mistaken when I thought of myself as a Wall, because a wall stands be- tween, and holds apart, two places, twoworlds, whereas, if anything, I was nothing but a portal, ever widening, along a single obscure corridor that ran all the way from my moth- er and father to Cleveland, Arthur, and Phlox, from the beautiful Sunday morning on which my mother had aban- doned me, to the unimagina- ble August that now, for the first time, began to loom. And a wall says no; a portal doesn't say anything." Hopeless love: John Ed Brad- ley takes a more conventional tack in "Tupelo Nights." His hero, John Girlie, is an ex- LSU football star who has come home to live with his mother in Old Field, La. Gir- lie's father abandoned them when he was nine, and his mother still feels the after- shock. She clings desperately to her son and feels threat- ened to her neurotic core when he falls hopelessly in love with an obsessive young woman who frequently visits the grave of her dead infant son, even though it's been some two yea-s since he died in his crib. "Tupelo Nights" has a fa- miliar ring. This is another Gothic story about a South- ern man struggling to define his masculinity and grap- pling with the mistakes of others in the past. As John Girlie's mother tells him, "When will you learn that it's never over and done with?" But the raw passion of Bradley's richly told tale overcomes its familiarity. He shows us that love, when mis- guided, has the power to damn as well as bless. RON GIVENS An awkward and turbulent summer: Author Michael Chabon APRIL 1988 NEWSWEEKONCAMPUS 51 APRIL 1988 NEWSWEEK ON CAMPUS 51