ARS ETRAIMN BOOKS An 'A' for Neatness Rewriting Hawthorne Someone should tell John Updike not to keep hark- ing back to Hawthorne's "Scarlet Letter" on our ac- count-he no longer needs to prove he's the last great heir to New England literary tradi- tion. For a neoregionalist like Carolyn ("The Beans of Egypt, Maine") Chute, New England is merely where miserable people happen to live. But Updike still takes seriously those fusty old Yankee antinomies: Plymouth and Merry Mount, Calvinism and transcendental- ism, judges and witches. Or at least serious- ly enough to chronicle their diminishing usefulness as paradigms of anything at all. Sarah, the 42-year-old heroine of his new novel S. (279 pages. Knopf $1795), can still plausibly complain of growing up in the "atrophied Puritan theocracy" of Massachusetts. To Sarah's 19-year-old daughter, Pearl, who has fallen in with the deconstructionists at Yale, any old -ocracy must seem preferable to their random uni- verse of discourse; she drops out to marry the son of a Dutch beer baron. In his preoccupation with Hawthorne, Updike, like Pearl, has found a structure so rigid it An seems parodic: is this really theM best he can do for an organizing principle? In his previous nov- tep el, "Roger's Version," the main the characters were named Esther, troph Roger and Dale, echoing Haw- stude thorne's Hester Prynne, her velop husband, Roger Chillingworth, theor and her lover, Arthur Dimmes- also d dale. The triangle in "S." is that d made up of Sarah-whose hiss- Lou G ing initial suggests "Hester"- his ill her doctor husband, Charles the p Worth, and her Bhagwan-like must guru, the Arhat. Sarah, who aroun tells her own story in letters and er to on cassettes, leaves Charles and howe Massachusetts and becomes the strate accountant at the Arhat's Ari- truly: zona commune; finally she ab- In sconds to the Bahamas after (198p cooking the books and skim- ming off some gravy. (Updike with her friend Midge-who's betraying her husband. But in following the Arhat, Sarah is breaking faith not just with Charles but with all Judeo-Christian tradi- tion-especially Massachusetts Bay Puri- tanism. "The lotus is nothingness," says the guru in one of his taped discourses. "'Save me from nothingness, great beard- ed Jehovah!' you cry and imagine he says from the cross, 'Today thou shalt be with me in paradise,' when in fact he says only, 'I thirst.' You in the West fear nothing- ness ... You must learn to worship the lotus." Updike maintains an ironic de- tachment from this old debate: the Arhat may-or may not-be a fraud, but Charles is no bargain. 'Male garbage': In shedding her old identi- ty, Sarah adopts new scarlet (nudge, nudge) clothes, a new language-Updike provides a 13-page glossary of guruspeak-and a new name, Kundalini, after "the serpent of female energy dormant at the base of the spinal column." The Ariat's mystic dis- course on this S-shaped critter's ascent through the chakras (energy centers), dur- ing which "male garbage" is purged from the soul, is an allegory of Sarah's progress from Charles to the Arhat to her final tran- scendent Bahamian solitude. Part of the fun of "S." is the sheer fairy- tale pleasure of seeing the underdog trick- ster get what's hers-plus a little extra. Sarah's discovery of Bahamian money laundering and Swiss banking is far more uplifting than the spiritual progress we believe only on her say-so. Not even the news that Midge-to whom she is baring her soul-is baring her body to Charles shakes her newfound self-confidence. And it's hard to imagine Charles's affair with acknowledges drawing on jour- nalistic accounts of Rajneesh- puram.) Lest anyone, anywhere, miss the Hawthorne connection, Sarah often men- tions her Prynne ancestors; Pearl, of course, is also the name of Hawthorne's demonic tyke. By the way, how many A's can you find in this picture? Well, there's the Arhat, his A-frames down in Arizona, Sarah's lesbian lover, Alinga, the vitamin A by which Sarah swears ... As usual with Updike, hardly a chest deserves to remain unlettered. Sarah be- trays Charles with both Alinga and the Arhat. Charles, who once betrayed her with a series of nurses, now betrays her Articulate Explanation of the Universe phen Hawking is one of world's foremost as- ysicists. As a graduate nt in the mid-'60s, he de- ed a groundbreaking y of black holes. It was uring his student days octors told him he had Iehrig's disease. Today ness has advanced to point where Hawking use a wheelchair to get d and a voice synthesiz- "talk." In a new book, ver, Hawking demon- s just how articulate he is. A Brief History of Time pages. Bantam. $18.95), Hawking sets himself the task of spelling out how the universe works so non- mathematicians can under- stand it. The only equation that appears is the inevitable E=mc2. Hawking's abun- dant humor, warmth and en- thusiasm go a long way to- ward making the physics seem almost simple. Readers who bear with him through the occasional rough pas- sages will be rewarded with a better picture of the begin- ning and end of the universe, the nature of time and, of course, black holes. And any- one who enjoys watching a good trashing will cherish Hawking's two-page profile of Isaac Newton, which ends with this description of New- ton's later years, after he left science and became warden of the Royal Mint: "Here he used his talents for devious- ness and vitriol in a more socially acceptable way ... sending several [counterfeit- ers] to their death on the gal- lows." This from the man who occupies the same chair at Cambridge-the Lucasian Professorship of Mathemat- ics-that Newton did 318 years ago. SAM SEIBERT 48 NEWSWEEKONCAMPUS APRIL 1988