The tape begins with Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture. "So you're feeling full of life today," a soothing voice says over the bombastic music. "Let's march along life together, from womb to tomb ... Your mother always said you were a good egg-you were a good egg there in the ovi- duct. You remember the battle: the sperm traveled past the epididymis .. . " This is a biology class? You better believe it, says Prof. Marvin Druger of Syracuse. "You have to get students to laugh first. Then they're ready to study." In 26 years Druger has taught introduc- tory biology to more than 25,000 students. Many are nonscience majors fulfilling a distribution requirement. "They hate sci- ence," Druger says, "so we first have to get them to like it." The wacky cassettes are one method; jokes during lectures are an- other. Druger does impressions of Charles Darwin and other scientists; sometimes he impersonates a brain surgeon, an Indian scientist, even a character named Sam Sperm. "We don't cut back on subject mat- ter," he emphasizes. "We simply add hu- mor to make it more palatable." The stunts also help personalize what might other- wise be just another mammoth lecture. Druger, a basketball fan, has been known to reschedule tests when they conflict with big games. Fun aside, Druger considers himself "a missionary." His vision: "I don't teach students; I help them learn and grow. I have the chance to influence thousands of students-and I like that." NANCY COOPER with SARAH OKESON in EvanstonD V I D A R BozA in Boston, LAURA ROW LEY in Urbana-Champaign, ANDREw HUNT in Salt Lake City, JAMES CAGE in Atlanta and RENEE STARZYK in Syracuse Laugh and learn: Druger at Syracuse STEVE SARTORI-SYRACUSE UNIVERSITY 1 Yank in the U.S.S.R.: Georgian explains anti-U.S. sign to Williams student Tom Loose Aimding Student Trade A program links American and Soviet universities Before a dozen students from Williams College in Massachusetts set out for Soviet Georgia last January, pretty much all they knew about the Soviet repub- lic on the Black Sea was that old television ad in which a 114-year-old Georgian wom- an ate Dannon yogurt. But as part of the University Pairing Program, the Ameri- can undergrads learned a few more things about the life of a Georgian student at Tbili- si State University. For many, the most interesting part of the exchange was extra- curricular, including a tangible difference in Soviet partying: no dancing. "There's lots of food and lots of drinking and you pretty much stay seated," says Darra Gold- stein, an assistant professor of Russian at Williams who led the group. In place of keg parties, there were elaborate toasts but, says junior Jeff Urdang, an economics ma- jor, "their beer is terrible." Since 1985 the New York City-based Citi- zen Exchange Council has facilitated such exchanges of Soviet and American under- graduates. By next year the University Pairing Program, run by CEC, will expand the number of institutions offering recipro- cal visits from 10 to 21 pairs. During the first year of a school's participation, CEC, through a MacArthur Foundation grant, gives $13,000 to the school toward ex- penses. After that, the university must fully finance its own exchange. The idea originated with 15 Yale students who in 1985 arranged their own trip to Moscow State University. The group happened to arrive right after the death of Soviet leader Konstantin Chernenko. Walking through Red Square with cameras dangling, the students were mistaken for foreign jour- nalists and led in for a private viewing of the body. This program is different from more standard exchange arrangements. Unlike most exchanges, which deal with Russian- language and Soviet-studies majors, UPP is open to all undergraduates regardless of major. While other exchanges usually last at least one semester, UPP is only two weeks long. Visiting students participate in classes, dances and sports (Williams took an overtime victory from Tbilisi in basket- ball), live in dorms and eat in school dining halls. They also participate in semi- nars and question-and-answer sessions ar- ranged by the host university on such top- ics as arms control. The return visits usually occur within the space of one year; the Tbilisi State group, for instance, will visit Williams this fall. Glasnost and perestroika have affected the administration of the exchange. Rath- er than work through central education agencies, the paired universities handle arrangements directly with each other. (In order to apply, U.S. schools should have students, faculty and a proposed pro- gram in the works.) This actually makes negotiations more difficult, says Michael Brainerd, president of Citizen Exchange Council: "It used to be easier dealing with the Soviet Union's monolithic bureaucra- cy." The inconvenience may be a small price to pay for progress. CHRISTOPHER M. BELLITTO with NANCY KLINGENER in Williamstown APRIL 1988