w -' ~ / 5, - ~4 w T low 71 mqlmpl MUSIC SHEA Continued from Page 8 "It was the Super Bowl," I protest. "No," says Aristotle. "It was the Pro Bowl. How could you?" «I _ "Forgetit. Let's go," says Synge. We go to February. To the UGLI. An Ann Arbor return to musical importance? And there I am, sitting at a little desk, intensely reading Aristotle's Poetics. I'm buried in it. "See," I tell Aristotle. "I read your stuff' "You're not reading it, you're sleeping in it." "Pretending is just as bad..." scolds Synge. "I want to get back to the pre- sent," I say. A second later, I am there and the two figures are gone. My female friend is still gone, but down the beach I see a vaguely fa- miliar figure. It is my English pro- fessor. (He must be on the same package, seeing as we are the only school in the country with a spring break in the middle of February) Laughing Hyenas Merry Go Round Touch and Go It's been a long time since a band from this area was the source of na- tional attention of any sort. A very very long time. Maumee, Ohio transplants the Necros are signed to Restless/Enigma, various A OR spandex metal/aluminum foil outfits like Bittersweet Alley and Adrenalin have flashed and failed on major la- bels, and Ready For the World are from Flint, but you really have to go back to the turbulent turn of the '70s where demigods like the Stooges and MC5 ruled the Earth to find any local groups that made a Pick of the Week ripple of any sort on the musical pond. Merry Go Round , the new six- song EP by the Laughing Hyenas, will not place'the Ann Arbor quartet in the hallowed company of the aforementioned, but it is a step in the right direction. The Hyenas have come a long way baby from their inception three years ago. Taking their vital parts from the ashes of early '80s Detroit hardcore heroes L7 and Negative Approach, the Hyenas early shows were somewhat less than spectacular. An opening slot for the Minutemen in October '85 found the audience hurling pumpkin fragments at the band, and judging from their recent candy-heart-projectile filled appear- ance at the WCBN fundraiser, that confrontational aspect of their per- formances has not disappeared com- pletely. Along the route towards record- ing, however, the band has honed their Mekong Delta blues approach into a cohesive crunch that is as sharp as a scalpel while retaining all the bone-bashing qualities of a blunt instrument. Like Britain's the Fall, the Hyenas are better at wringing the most out of a small number of notes than most bands with a larger musical vocabulary, manipulating relatively simple blues riffs into the foundations for a sacrilegious squall of positively seismic proportions. The needle-fine piercing of Larissa Strickland's guitar, the skag-like pull of Kevin Strickland's basslines, and the DT quakes of Jim Kimball's drums combine like a post-botulism Canned Heat to form the most pro- fane of unholy noises. Live, there's no question: they're in possession of your soul from the word go, whether you've hammered out the fine print with the devil or not. This is the stuff that bad dreams are made of. Thematically, the world of the Laughiig Hyenas is one of loaded dice and busted luck, snake eyes and stained sheets, junkie gunslingers and desperate fixes, an amoral no- man's land where the holes in a hooker's stockings aren't half as big as the ones in her john's forehead. How much is that dildo in the win- dow? Singer John Brannon's lyrics don't deal with complex ethical or moral issues, but survival on a pure Hobbesian/hedonistic level. Unfor- tunately, those same lyrics are often riddled with more cliches than bul- lets, making the record's lyric sheet more an object of target practice than interesting reading. However, it's not what the Hye- nas are saying but how they're say- ing it that pulls the listener into Merry Go Round. "Stain" is a study in tension that is as tight as a hangman's noose, lulling you in like a Tylenol 3 with it's gravestone groove, then exploding in your skull with the force of Oswald's bullet. "Hell's Kitchen" kicks out a head of steam worthy as much of Hephaes- tus as of Hades. "That Girl" is just an old-fashioned hate song, coming down in three-part dissonance, with a bass hook that an ESPN angler would be proud to call his own. "Gabriel" features trumpet blasts by Brannon that call to mind both the squawks of Steven MacKay on the Stooges's classic Fun House LP and the opening of the Seventh Seal itself. "Playground" is a nursery demo tape that circulated last year, or in their torrid live performances. Also, the band's decision to include on the record "What Tomorrow Brings," their lone weak moment, is questionable at best. The cassette version of Merry Go Round features an extra track, "Soul Kiss," which stands out as the most effective of all the re-recorded songs, achieving rise out of ,the sonic swamp his bandmates create with all the bark and bite of an acid rock Cerebus, three sandpaper larynxes howling in unnerving unison. Over the course of the disc's two sides, however, these yowls begin to become one- dimensional, as anti-rock-star-schtick becomes schtick itself. With a little more vocal diversity, the band's in- "Hey," I yell to him. "I'm in your class. Do we really have midterms coming up?" He looks at me kind of funny. "Who are you?" he asks. Uh-oh. Out of the corner of my eye I see my friend return. I am hysterical. "Jeez," I say to her. "How can we have midterms so fast!" "Well, you know, it happens," she says. "I've already studied for mine. "Great," I say. "Listen, we have to get out of here. I have to get home and study. I have to learn more about my good friends Aristo- it# The Natior __ _ __e_ 303 N (across f INTER VIEW Continued from Page 8 The Laughing Hyenas (L to R): Larissa Strickland, Kevin Strickland, Jim Kimball, rhyme for the McMartin generatioi, an ear-splitting anthem for the End Times at Ridgemont High. Beyond the structures of these songs, however, there are some dis- cernible faults with the record. For starters, the production is too clean; some bands might benefit from ster- ling sound quality, but the pristine precision of the recording only makes the Hyenas seem restrained, even awkward at times. The songs described above are all better repre- sented on the band's rough and raw an appropriate apocalyptic sheen that the new versions, especially "Tomorrow," sorely lack. The most obvious point of debate on the record, and the aspect of the band that alienates many of their potential listeners, is Brannon's vo- cals. Unquestionably they possess a power that few rock singers, of ei- ther underground origin or the main- stream market, can call claim to. Sounding like the over-amplified offspring of the adults from the Peanuts series, his guttural growls I REMEMBER TO VOTE ! Hillel Governing Board Elections March 7-10, 1988 Drop off ballots at: Hillel 339 E. Liberty ICOMEDI.SNITZ I at the Heidelberg .'TM .S N. Main Ann Arbor, Mi , Reservations Appearng: * Fri8:30 &11pm * 995-8888 sat8:30 &11pm * Improvisational Comedy Show ADMISSION $3 . Fri. shows only w/ this ad exp. 3/20/88 i ... ............ oo oa oo o m m a tensity and skill at building musical suspense could be heightened and highlighted, not toned down or tamed. Still, for those unfamiliar with the band's previous recordings, Merry Go Round is a worthy introduction to the tawdry territory that the Hyenas prowl. It stands out among local releases, among independently distributed national underground discs, and would make a welcome addition to the record collections of any self-respecting would-be serial murderer. I mean, if you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. -Mike Rubin Eugene Chadbourne and Camper Van Beethoven Camper Van Chadbourne Fundamental Music Supposedly, as the creators of this record tell us, Eugene Chad- bourne's recording contract required him to cut another album. After a series of improbable and unfunny adventures, he finally decided to make an album with Camper Van Beethoven as his backup band - the writers of such underground hits as See MUSIC, Page 12 D: Why are no direct negotiations with the PLO taking place? I: Arab governments and the United States in the past few years have been trying to come up with a solu- tion bypassing the crux of the whole problem. This is a problem of the Palestinians and if you are going to resolve this problem, then the Palestinians must be able to repre- sent themselves and discuss and ar- gue their own cause. They do not need someone else, say King Hus- sain, to sit down and argue our point. Recognition of the PLO must be a first step in the peace process. I may not like President Reagan as presi- dent of the United States, but if you are to have dealings between one government and another government, the other government cannot come in a say, "I don't like Reagan. I want to talk to Gary Heart." Everyone has to deal with the government. If the people elect Reagan, then he is the president and other governments must deal with him. D: Is there an elected government of Palestine? I: We have not had the opportunity to elect the PLO in the proper sense. We would love the opportunity to have a'vote, even under occupation, if it could be administered by some objective body, say the United Na- tions. Right now the people vote by going to jail, accused for belong- ing to the PLO. Out of 1.5 million Palestinians in Gaza and the West Bank, 350,000 Palestinians served time in prision over a 20 year pe- riod. D: Before the West Bank was oc- cupied by Israel, it was controlled by Jordan. Was the change simply an exchange of occupiers or a genuine change of government? I: Its different. To be more accurate, Israel is not occupying the West Bank and Gaza. Israel has been colo- nizing the territories as part of their goal of establishing the Jewish state and the land of Israel. Israel is the only state that does not have defined and recognized boarders; it has never said where its boarders are. Israel never said the occupied the West Bank and Gaza, they said the land was liberated. Under Jordan the government did not come in and take Palestinian land; it was more political repression. D: But Israel claims there was a se- curity threat. I: No. Take Gaza, for example. If it was a security threat, the Israeli NON-=STOP'I Kinko's is open 24 anytime for fast se quality, and low, k -in Copies, Binding, government could have gone in acid put troops there. People .wouldn't have liked that, of course, but they would not have interfered with the lives of the people. Gaza has 90,000 acres and 750,000 Palestinians and the Israeli government expropriated 28,000 acres for settlement. This left 62,000 acres for 750,000 Palestini- ans and held 28,000 acres for 2,400 Zionist settlers. D: Where do the settlers come from? I: I'm sorry to say that most of the fanatic settlers are American Jews. The Israelis are a lot better I guess. D: Some people would compare the occupied territories to South Africa? I: Yes. This is apartheid when you can justify taking one third of the territory and giving it to 2,400 peo- ple~and leaving the other two-thirds for 750,000 people. And the 2,400 people arc allowed to dig wells and have swimming pools while the other 750,000 people don't have enough water to even take a bath, let alone to irrigate their land. D: What do you think the United States role in the Palestinian prob- lem is? I: The Reagan administration is not proposing anything new with its speed up version of Camp David to which even Israel did not agree. The United States needs to realize that its policies in the Mideast, as in Central America or South Africa, are wrong. D: What should students do about the Palestinian dilemma? 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